THE MISERY SENSHI NEO-ZERO DOUBLE BLITZKRIEG DEBACLE
A Daria/Bishojo Senshi Sailor Moon
Crossover Fan Fiction Story
(Part of the Daria:
The OAVs Series)
By
Peter W. Guerin
(Re-edited and re-issued March 2010)
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With apologies to Glenn Eichler and Susie Lewis and
Naoko Takeuchi.
AUTHOR'S DISCLAIMER
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one
of this ever happened. However, for
those of you keeping score at home, the events roughly (and I mean roughly)
follow the events depicted in Bishojo Senshi Sailor Moon Sailor Stars,
which was the fifth and final season of the original Japanese series. As for continuity within the Daria: The OAVs series, this story takes place
after the events of Triumph of the "Retart". Further, the original Japanese civilian identities of the Sailor
Senshi are used, in Oriental order (i.e. family name first) as well as all
other Japanese characters depicted in this story.
Almost all aircraft depicted in this story have been checked with
the publication Aircraft of the World:
The Complete Guide (Pittsburgh:
International Masters Publishers, 1996-present; series of factsheets
published every three weeks). The sole
exception is the Mitsubishi Neo-Zero, which is a complete creation of the
author.
This story has been re-edited to conform to some character
development that had happened within the actual Daria series since this
story was first written in 1998. This
story was written before the events of September 11, 2001, and I urge the
readers of this story to take the story within the context of the times it was
written in.
All Bishojo Senshi Sailor Moon and related characters are ©
1992,1998 Naoko Takeuchi/Kodansha/Toei Animation Co., Ltd./DIC Enterprises LP.
All Daria and related characters are © 1993, 1997, 1998 MTV
Networks. All Rights Reserved.
All other characters depicted are my creation. So there.
SONG CREDITS
"Morning Has Broken":
Traditional lyrics by Elinor Ferjoen.
Musical arrangement by Cat Stevens.
© 1972 EMI Music Publishing, Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC,
Warner/Chappell Music, Inc. All Rights
Reserved. Appearing on Cat Stevens'
album Teaser and the Firecat on A&M CD's and cassettes.
"Ty Cobb":
lyrics by Chris Cornell; music by Ben Shepherd. © 1996 You Make Me Sick I Make Music
(ASCAP)/Stupidditties (ASCAP). All
Rights Reserved. Appearing on the
Soundgarden album Down on the Upside on A&M CD's and cassettes.
"Black Hole Sun":
lyrics and music by Chris Cornell.
© 1994 You Make Me Sick I Make Music (ASCAP). All Rights Reserved.
Appearing on the Soundgarden album Superunknown on A&M CD's
and cassettes.
"Monk Time", "I Hate You" and
"Complication": written by
Gary Burger, Larry Clark, Dave Day, Roger Johnston and Eddie Shaw. © 1965 Monk Time Publishing (BMI);
administered by Bug Music. All Rights
Reserved. Appearing on the Monks album Black
Monk Time on Infinite Zero Archive CD's.
Distributed by American Recordings.
"The Star Spangled Banner":
words by Francis Scott Key; sung to the tune of "To Anacreon in Heaven"
by John Stafford Smith.
"Kimigayo":
words selected from the seventh volume of Kokinshu dating from
AD 9th Century; English translation by Sakuzo Takada; Music by Hiromori
Hayashi.
"Tusk": Lyrics
and music by Lindsey Buckingham. © 1979
New Sounds Music (ASCAP). All Rights
Reserved. Appearing on the Fleetwood
Mac album Tusk on Warner Bros. CD's and cassettes.
AUTHOR'S DEDICATION
This story is dedicated to my mother's favorite author, Tom
Clancy. This story may be a bit
evocative of his style, so please bear with me.
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"Sky Pilot!
Sky Pilot!
How high can you fly?
You'll never, never, never reach the sky!"
--Eric Burden, The Animals, "Sky Pilot"
"War!
Good God, you all!
What's it any good for?
Absolutely nothing!
Say it again!"
--Edwin Starr, Edwin Starr's Rising Starr, "War"
"Though force can protect in an emergency, only justice,
fairness, consideration and cooperation can finally lead men to the dawn of
eternal peace."
--Dwight David Eisenhower, General, U. S. Army, later President of
the United States
Data 1: Ebon
Genesis Sweet Adeline
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huge crowd had gathered in the mass meeting
room of Sumito Heavy Industries for what was expected to be a brief pep rally
before the start of the day's business.
All were clad in the same blue suits typical of Japanese businessmen in
Shinjuku, the business district of Tokyo.
At one end was a platform were the top executives of the company were
seated as well as a podium for speaking.
However, it was the banner affixed to the wall that was unusual: a brown octopus on a white disc on a red
field.
At once, everyone's attention was focused on the podium as one of
the persons on the platform rose to speak.
However, this was not one of the executives; she was an "OL",
or office lady. But no other
"OL" like her existed in Japan.
Yoriko was tall and statuesque, and was well-proportioned with ample
bust, slender hips, long legs and short, black hair. Banging the gavel, she called the meeting to order.
"I know that we have much work to do, so I will keep this
brief," said Amazana Yoriko.
"I have glorious news that will gladden the hearts of everyone in
our organization. We think the Neo-Zero
prototype will be ready for its first test flight by month's end. Ryu, our intelligence officer, will
explain."
The podium was yielded to Chang Ryu, a man of unusually handsome
qualities due to his mixed Chinese-Korean-Japanese ancestry. He was about six and a half feet tall with
brown hair. Ryu was a master of many
martial arts disciplines, holding black belts in judo, tae kwan do, kung fu,
karate, and kendo, or Japanese fencing.
Only a few months ago he resigned as a priest of the legendary Shaolin
Temple to be involved in what Sumito termed "Project Iron Fist."
Ryu started to speak in his clear, enthusiastic voice:
"I've been checking the progress of the prototype, and most
ground tests have been completed. It is
expected that the prototype will be fitted with a full compliment of Sidewinder
missiles for target practice; once they are loaded, we will launch our plan to
hijack the prototype and start our attack on Tokyo. Once we have the civilian government in submission, the New
Imperial Rule Assistance Association will embark on a new era for Japan, and
once again we will earn the respect of the world. All hail to our leader, Amazana Yoriko. BANZAI!!!!!!!!!!"
After five shouts of "BANZAI!!!!!!!!!!",
the meeting adjourned. Yoriko went back
to her office, where Dr. Helmut Vander Helffen was awaiting her; he looked
middle-aged with black hair and spectacles; he was wearing a brown
double-breasted suit.
"It's time for your next pill," was all he said.
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Tsukino Ikuko was doing what she usually did every morning: trying to get her oldest daughter Usagi out
of bed:
"Usagi, you lazy bastard!
Get out of bed now!"
Luna, Usagi's pet cat, was jolted out of her sleep by Ikuko's
yelling. She hissed and scratched
Usagi's nose.
"OW!!!!!!!!!!", shrieked Usagi.
"Usagi! It's time to
get up for school!," began Luna.
"You are so lazy it's pathetic!"
"I already have Mom on my case, Luna," shrieked Usagi;
"I don't need to hear it from you as well!"
With a deft movement, Usagi took off her pajamas and raced to her
closet--wearing nothing but her panties--to grab a bra. She began to pack up her briefcase.
"You know, I think that peeping Tom from across the street is
looking at you again!", chuckled Luna.
Usagi shrieked and drew down the curtains.
"Luna, you really get on my nerves at times," yelled
Usagi at Luna.
Luna replied, "Hey, I deserve a good laugh once in a
while!"
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Kenji, Ikuko's husband, and their son, Shingo, were already at the
breakfast table. Kenji was reading the
"Yorimuri Shimbun" when he noticed an interesting article.
"Hey, what about those Giants!," he exclaimed; "one more win and they clinch the Japan
Series!"
"Wonderful, dear," was all his wife said rather
abstractly.
"Man, Usagi's gonna get it big time from Ms. Sakurada if
she's late again," Shingo proclaimed.
As if to confirm that remark, Usagi ran downstairs, clad in her
seifuku, gulped down a glass of milk, wolfed down a piece of toast, and dashed
out the door like the devil before anyone noticed. She was several steps down the road when a car horn blared, and a
familiar red car pulled up besides her.
"Usagi! Get in! It's the only way you'll make it on time for
your first class!," a voice shouted to her.
Usagi knew that voice rather well. It was her boyfriend, Chiba Mamoru. As Usagi got in, she noticed two other persons in the car: her friend Mizuno Ami, the smartest student
in class, and Chiba-Usa, Usagi and Mamoru's daughter from the future. Chiba-Usa had spent the night at Ami's
house.
"Running late again, I see," Chiba-Usa said in her
holier-than-thou attitude.
"Put a sock in it, Chiba-Usa!", replied Usagi.
"Usagi, you should really get up earlier," Ami started. "It's part of doing well in
school."
"Ami's got a point there, Usako," Mamoru added. "Your grades aren't that great. With the big exams coming up, you've got to
do better."
Usagi groaned.
"Speaking of tests," Ami said, "I figure you'd be
the first ones to learn about some exciting news I got yesterday."
"What?," Usagi asked.
"I found out that I've been accepted for my pre-med studies
in Germany," gushed Ami; "At
long last, I can begin my studies to become a pediatrician like my mother! I leave in four days."
Usagi was at first speechless.
"Congratulations!," Mamoru said. "I know that you've been looking
forward to this for a long time."
"But what about the Sailor Senshi?," Usagi said as she
recovered from the shock of the announcement.
"You're the brains of the team!"
"Not to worry, Usagi," Ami began. "I've got that covered. Luna and Artemis have been working on
transferring my powers to another person.
The Sailor Senshi will still be at full strength while I'm gone."
"Who do you have in mind?," Chibi-Usa asked.
"Let's just say that she's as intelligent as I am," Ami
teased.
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The calls to prayer wafted in the air in Beirut. In a nondescript building, however, there
was something sinister afoot. The local
branch of Islamic Jihad was meeting to formulate their next terrorist attack.
The Imam Al-Kabaz, the leader of the branch, was clad in a black robe and had a long black
beard. He arose to speak.
"It
is time to strike fear into the heart of the Great Satan!" he began;
"In four days will be the great football game between Highland and
Lawndale High Schools. We will seize
control of the JAL flight from Tokyo to Berlin, divert it to Lawndale and blow
up a nuclear device as the plane flies over the football field." The Imam turned to Akbar el‑Salaam, a
grungy Palestinian in combat fatigues, and said, "Brother Akbar, it is
Allah's will that you carry out this mission.
You will leave on the next flight to Tokyo in about an hour. ALLAH AKBAR!!!!!!!!!!"
The cries of "ALLAH AKBAR!!!!!!!!!!"
were repeated twenty times running.
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He can still remember it all like it was just yesterday. It was one of those memories you can't
really shake off.
He was on patrol in the Sea of Japan, off the coast of Sakhalin
Island. He was squadron leader for a
flight of five F-4EJ Phantom II jet fighters for the Japan Air Self Defense
Force. The Phantom jets were showing
their age but were still a reliable part of the force. So far, it had been a pretty routine patrol.
Suddenly,
one of the pilots radioed him:
"Maverick to Dragon, I've picked up something on the
radar. It looks like a Soviet
Su-17." Dragon was the squadron
leader's code name.
"Roger, Maverick," responded the squadron leader;
"let's take a look. As long as
they're on their side of the border, we shouldn't expect any hostilities."
"Roger, Dragon.", replied the first pilot.
The squadron approached the location of the Su-17. However, it turned out that this was no
ordinary patrol. A Korean Airlines 747
had somehow entered Soviet airspace. An
international incident was in the making.
"Dragon to Ginzu, find out what the Hell's going on
here!," said the squadron leader to another pilot.
The second pilot replied, "Ginzu to Dragon, I've got them
fixed on radar. I do know some
Russian. The MiG's issuing a warning to
the KAL craft to clear out of Soviet space.
He's threatening to fire."
Was it time to take action?
Every member of the SDF had been instructed from day one that Article 9
of the Constitution clearly stated that Japan was not to wage war. But now everyone in the squad faced a
dilemma: Do nothing and see hundreds
perish, or attack and risk international condemnation if they were wrong?
"Ginzu," the squadron leader ordered, "inform the
MiG pilot that if he fires weapons, our government will file a protest with the
United Nations."
Tense moments passed.
"Dragon, he's ignoring me," was the second pilot's
reply.
The next thing everyone saw was that the Su-17 fired an air-to-air
missile, blowing the KAL plane out of existence!
"This is Dragon to all units! Return to base!," sharply ordered the squadron leader. "We don't want to risk a dogfight with
the Su-17!"
Clearly as much as everyone wanted to avenge what they had just
seen, Article 9 was to be honored at all times.
When they had landed back at the base, news had already reached
everyone about what happened. An airman
approached the squad leader and handed him a list.
"Lieutenant Torymura, you may want to see this; it's the list
of passengers," the airman said to him.
He took a quick look, and his stomach turned when he noticed two
names on the list.
"Poor Makoto," was all he said.
A subsequent investigation cleared Lt. Torymura and his squadron
of negligence. Now a general, Torymura
Keiichi was in charge of the Neo-Zero project.
He sat there at his desk, in his dress green uniform, his hair grayed
with the cares of a long military career and time-carved wrinkles over his
skin. But he's still haunted by the
awful memories of what happened fifteen years ago. If only he--
A knock on the door interrupted his train of thought. Someone entered his office. It was Ryu, now wearing a vermilion martial
artist's outfit.
"General, this is Special Agent Chang," he said. "I know when the NIRAA will attempt
to steal the prototype."
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By Japanese standards, this was a rather brash way to start a
campaign in a by‑election.
Streamers were all over the banquet hall, as well as posters, all with
the same slogan: "Nagai
Kenji: For a New and Better
Japan." Nagai was already governor
of Tokyo Metropolitan Prefecture; he had stunned everyone at the last
gubernatorial election by winning the post running as a member of the Komeito,
or Clean Government Party, which had the backing of the Soka Gakki sect of
Buddhism. Now, he was in the most
ambitious campaign of his life: he was
seeking the vacant seat for Tokyo-to in the House of Representatives, the lower
house of the Japanese Diet. His
youthful looks belied his 45 years, and was wearing a gray flannel suit.
Nagai stepped up to the podium and spoke:
"Ladies and gentlemen:
I hereby announce my candidacy for the Komeito nomination for the empty
seat in the House of Representatives for Tokyo-to. Our nation faces grave problems as we near the new
millennium. Business as usual in our
government--fostered by a Liberal Democratic government that has been in
control for over forty years--has led us to this crisis. We have been the envy of East Asia--indeed
in what is still called the Third World--for turning so rapidly from an
isolated, backwards nation to one of the most modern, most technologically
advanced societies ever seen in human history.
It would be a shame that we, as a beacon of hope to those less
developed, be extinguished ourselves.
We need new voices; we need fresh blood; we need to admit our mistakes
of the past; we must lend a hand to those nations less fortunate than
ourselves. Reforms must be made in our
economy so that everyone that benefits can still do and even include the small
minority that do not. We must be more
open and honest in trade with our international neighbors. We must turn Japan around before it's too
late, and I am the man to do it!"
The crowd roared its approval.
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Lawndale was just one of your typical suburban American
communities. At one rather well-appointed
house lived the Morgendorffers. It was
just after dinner and eldest daughter Daria had just went to her room; it was
pretty unusual because its walls were mostly padded, a holdover from the
previous owners, who kept their crazy aunt in there. Posters of a bleached skeleton in the desert and of
exetensionalist author Franz Kafka adorned the walls. Daria had just logged on the Internet. Jane Lane, Daria's best friend, was sitting on Daria's bed.
"You've got mail!," chirped the computer.
"And you've got a stick up your ass!," quipped Daria in
reply.
Jane snickered and then spat out, "That was a good one,
Daria! You go, girl!"
Daria looked at her e-mail messages. Some of it was spam for hair tonic, get-rich-quick schemes, and
pornography. There even was one sick
individual who wanted a downloadable picture of Daria in her underwear.
"That pervert!," Daria stated, " Who does he think
I am, Linda Lovelace?"
Jane shot back, "He probably confused you for some porno
star."
"Look at this one, Jane," said Daria in amazement.
"Who's it from?," Jane inquired.
Daria responded, "It's from my friend in Japan, Ami."
"What does it say?," Jane wanted to know.
Daria began to read it:
"It says: 'Come here
quickly. This is important. I can't tell you here. I'll explain everything when you
arrive.'"
"Better be careful, Daria," cautioned Jane,
"Sometimes these Internet-initiated face-to-face meetings get kinky."
Daria replied, "Jane, Ami is not some pervert. We're both smart; we're both unappreciated
with our classmates, and we both have to put up with geeks."
"You mean Japan has its own version of Upchuck?," said
Jane in amazement.
"Yep. His name is
Gurio," Daria said; "The sick part is he's got a rather pretty, good-natured
girlfriend named Naru."
"Better call 'Sick Sad World' and tell them you've got a
scoop for them!," snickered Jane.
"Well,
we'd better tell Mom and Dad about this," stated Daria.
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The entire Morgendorffer family was gathered in the living
room. Jake and Helen, Daria's parents,
were on the couch while Daria, Jane and Quinn, Daria's sister, were on another
couch next to the adjacent wall. Quinn
was wearing that stupid smiley face T-shirt and her red miniskirt she once wore
to seduce Kevin Thompson, the star quarterback for Lawndale High.
"Quinn, if that skirt had a slit in it, people would compare
you Ashley Judd," Daria said.
"Daria! Give me a
break!," Quinn replied.
"Anyway, your friend Ami wants you to go see her in Tokyo
right away, Daria?", Helen asked.
"Yes, she did, Mom," was Daria's response.
"This is rather unusual, Daria," said Helen in concern;
"You'll miss the big game against Highland."
"Oh, whoopee!," shot back Daria; "I'll just miss my
old nemeses Beavis and Butt-Head. I
hated it when those two called me 'Diarrhea, cha-cha-cha!'".
"Oh, Daria, boys will be boys!," Jake answered. "Heck, I probably didn't do any worse
than they did when I was their age."
"Jake, how dare you defend those two!," Helen
roared. "Those two are so
perverted they make Larry Flint look like Mahatma Gandhi!"
"But, Honey--," began Jake
Helen silenced him by roaring, "SHUT UP, JAKE!!!!!!!!!!"
"Yes, Dear!," was Jake's meekish reply.
"Well, I guess if it's OK with the school," Helen said,
"it's OK with me. I always thought
going to foreign countries helps to broaden one's horizons."
"I think there's an opening in our foreign exchange program,
Mom. I'll ask," Daria replied.
"Oh, Honey, you're going to like this!," Helen said.
"Then again, I could live to regret it," warned Daria.
"What will happen if Beavis and Butt-Head notice that you're
not at the game? They'll pick on me! What will I do?," Quinn shrieked.
"Keep your legs crossed," Daria sneered.
Jane snickered sinisterly over that remark.
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At an underground bunker right beneath the Lawndale Gun Club, the
Lawndale Militia was meeting. Anthony
Corlew, the commander, rose to speak.
"Gee, Commander, what are we going to do tonight?",
asked a member named Poindexter.
"The same thing we do every night, Poindexter: Try to take over Lawndale!," said
Anthony.
With that out of the way, he continued:
"'Operation In Your Face' is proceeding as scheduled. As everyone knows, the whole town will turn
out for the big game against Highland. During
that time, we will launch a blitzkrieg attack and take over city hall, the
police station and the courthouse. We
will strike at half-time. We've got all
our firepower ready. In four days,
Lawndale will be ours!"
Roars of approval echoed throughout the bunker.
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Nakajimi Tetsuo was going down a street in Shinjuku. He was about five and a half feet tall with
raven black hair and wore a dark blue suit.
He had a good job as a stockbroker, but visions of a terrible past still
haunted him:
"We are the Mecha-Dominion!
We will absorb your world into our realm! Rebellion against us is useless!" Then the screams of slaughter.
But now a new, more terrible vision filled his mind. A jet fighter coming out of nowhere. Missiles firing at landmark buildings. Fire everywhere. Bodies scattered in every direction.
Tetsuo stopped.
"Tokyo is in danger!," he exclaimed.
Data 2: Ms. Morgendorffer
Goes to Tokyo
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awndale
International Airport was kind of lonely at this time of day. Except for a few Hare Krishnas here and
there, not too many people were in the lobby.
"Now, Daria, did you pack some clean underwear like I asked you
to?," Helen asked.
"Yes, Mother," Daria answered
"Daria," Quinn asked, "Could you bring back one of
those kimonos for me, please?"
"Quinn," Daria stated, those kimonos are pretty damn
expensive."
"Pretty please?," Quinn whined.
"C'mon, Daria," Jake said, "this is probably going
to be the only time you'll ever get to go to Japan."
"OK, OK," Daria said, resignedly; "if I see one at
a reasonable price, I'll get one for you."
"Thanks, Daria!," chirped Quinn.
Besides Daria and her family, there was Jane, and the only two
friends in Lawndale High School they had, Jodie Landon and Michael Jordan
Mackenzie, or Mack for short.
"If there's any airheads at the high school you're going to,
Daria, heckle them for me," Jane said.
"And see if they've got a Japanese version of Sick, Sad World
over there."
"Right," responded Daria.
"Have a nice time over there," Jodie added. "Let me know what you think of the
sushi."
"I've got a cousin at an American base not too far from
Tokyo. Maybe you can look him up,"
Mack said as he gave Daria a slip of paper.
"I'll try my best, Mack," Daria answered.
The airport PA system announced that the flight to Tokyo would
soon be boarding.
"You'd better get on board, Daria," Helen said.
"Right," Daria said.
" Bye, everyone. I'll write
often."
With that Daria hugged her family and friends, and went down the
gate.
"Man, I really envy Daria right now," Quinn said. "She's going to Japan and I have to go
to the big game in three days and put up with Beavis and Butt-Head."
As if there couldn't be anyone dumber than those two, Kevin
Thompson, the star quarterback for Lawndale High, and his girlfriend, head
cheerleader Brittany Taylor, appeared.
Kevin was wearing his football uniform (which he wore everywhere) while
Brittany was in her cheerleader uniform, which showed how well endowed (and
stupid) she was.
"Hey, what's up, everyone?," Brittany asked as she
twirled her hair around her finger.
"Daria just left for Japan," Jake said.
"Hey, I hear Japan's a pretty cool country," Kevin said.
"But not as cool as you, Kevin," gushed Brittany as she
hugged Kevin.
"Aw, gee, Cupcake!," Kevin replied. "Anyway, when's the next drill, Mack
Daddy?"
"Kevin," Mack said, "For the last time, don't call
me 'Mack Daddy'! I hate that
name!"
"OOPS!!!!!!!!!! Sorry!", Kevin gasped.
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Narita Airport (or New Tokyo International Airport, as it was officially
known) was hopping when Daria arrived.
Already jet lag was taking its toll on her. She looked like she'd been through a war.
"They're right," Daria muttered to herself,
"Airline food is lousy!" She
did look disheveled. She didn't sleep
too well on the flight. Her hair was a
wreck, her olive drab jacket was scrunched up, her black skirt was hiked up,
and one of the laces on her combat boots was untied. Just then, she walked right into someone.
"A thousand pardons to you, Madam!," said the stranger.
"Up yours!," Daria yelled back.
Daria didn't know it, but she bumped into the person who was going
to nuke Lawndale in three days time.
Akbar went up to a rent-a-car counter and rented a Toyota Corolla
2-door. He then went to a pay phone to
book a room at a nearby motel.
"In three days time," Akbar said to himself, "The
Great Satan will have his war brought home to him!"
Daria, meanwhile, was surprised to see a chauffeur standing with a
card that said "Morgendorffer" on it.
"Are you Ms. Daria Morgendorffer?," asked the chauffeur.
"Yes, and who might you be, the welcoming committee from
Hell?"
"Your sense of humor is sharp," the chauffeur said,
"but I was sent at the request of Mizuno Ami, your friend. She told me to take you directly to Sendai
Hill Shrine. It was important."
"Lead the way," Daria said. "Things couldn't get
much worse. After all, the food was
lousy, and I didn't sleep well at all."
"Right this way," the chauffeur said.
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"Ami," Hino Rei, the miko of Sendai Hill Shrine began to
say, "you'd better have a good reason why you asked all of us to be here
right now! You interrupted me right in
the middle of shrine services!"
"This won't take long," Ami promised. "As you know, in three days, I leave
for Germany. However, the Sailor Senshi
won't be undermanned. I got someone
coming who will take my place while I'm gone."
"This better be worth it," Kino Makoto added,
"since the last time you were planning to go to Germany, you changed your
mind at the last minute."
"Yeah," Usagi added, "and Mamoru had dumped
me!"
"AHEM!!!!!!!!!!," Mamoru cleared
his throat.
"OOPS!!!!!!!!!! Sorry!," Usagi gasped.
"I'm pretty sure that the person you will meet will live up
to everyone's expectations," Artemis said. "Ami said that she was as smart as she is."
"Great," moaned Aino Minako, "another egghead who
prefers curling up with a good book instead of going to the movies with a
guy! Don't eggheads like you have
lives, Ami?"
"And what do you mean by that remark, Minako?," Ami
demanded.
"Now, now, ladies," Luna said, "Let's not get hot
under the collar! I'm pretty sure all
will work out for the best."
Just then, Daria arrived.
She introduced herself rather curtly:
"Hello. My name is
Daria Morgendorffer. I'm from Lawndale,
USA. I just had one Hell of a flight,
my stomach's upset from the airline food, I didn't sleep well, and I've got a
short temper. So let's cut the crap and
get down to business."
Usagi swallowed with a loud "ULP!!!!!!!!!!"
Ami knew she had to defuse the situation quickly.
"Well, Daria, I'm sorry that your flight didn't go too
well," Ami began to say; "Please, let me introduce you to my
friends. The one with the long blonde
ponytails is Tsukino Usagi. The
black-haired lady in the white robe and red hakama is Hino Rei, the miko of
this shrine. The girl with the auburn
ponytail is Kino Makoto. The other
blonde with the bow in her hair is Aino Minako. The girl with long dark green hair is Meiou Setsuna. The one with the short, dirty blond hair is
Ten'ou Haruka. The girl with the green
hair is Kaiou Michiru. The lady with
the short black hair is Tomoe Horatu.
The little girl with pink hair is Chibi-Usa. The guy with black hair is Chiba Mamoru. The black cat is Luna, and the white one is
Artemis."
A less-than-enthusiastic "Hello" issued from everyone.
"I see this is going to be a tough crowd," Daria said.
"OK,
Usagi," Ami said, "I guess you should let Daria know our
secret."
Usagi drew a deep breath and began:
"Daria, what if I told you that everything is not as it seems
here?"
"You dragged me all the way here to tell me something I
already know?," shot back Daria, sarcastically. "What a gyp!"
"Trust me on this one," Usagi continued, "what if I
told you that a thousand years ago we all lived on the Moon as members of the
Royal Court of the Moon Kingdom?"
Daria groaned, "Beam me up, Scotty, this planet is going to
Hell in a handbasket!"
"C'mon, Daria, I'm being serious here!," continued
Usagi; "You see, a thousand years ago Queen Beryl and her Dark Kingdom
destroyed the Moon Kingdom and my mother, Queen Serenity. We were sent to Earth and reincarnated so we
could protect the Earth from the Dark Kingdom and all other threats. We defeated the Dark Kingdom, Ail and Ann,
the Wiseman and the Four Sisters, the Death Busters, the Black Moon Circus,
and--most recently--Sailor Galaxia. You
see, we are the Sailor Senshi you may have heard about in the news. I'm Sailor Moon; Ami's Sailor Mercury; Rei's
Sailor Mars; Mako's Sailor Jupiter; Minako's Sailor Venus; Chibi-Usa's Sailor
Chibi-Moon; Setsuna's Sailor Pluto; Haruka's Sailor Uranus; Michiru's Sailor
Neptune; Hotaru's Sailor Saturn; Mamoru's Tuxedo Mask, and Luna and Artemis can
talk."
Daria began to sarcastically hum the theme from The Twilight
Zone.
"Daria," Luna said, "I will not allow you to act
sarcastically! That is not the proper
way for a Sailor Senshi to behave! This
is a serious situation you're in. Let
Ami explain."
"Daria," Ami said "as you know, I have to leave for
my medical studies in Germany in three days.
Someone has to take my place as Sailor Mercury while I'm gone. I think you're the best person there
is."
Daria shot back, "First, you cook up some cockamamie story
about being recreated from some Moon Kingdom, now I have talking cats to deal
with. Is this 'Candid Camera', and if
so, where's Allan Funt?"
"Daria," Luna replied, "believe me, I know this is
kind of difficult for you to take, but at first we didn't know if this would be
feasible, since you weren't around during the Silver Millennium. But I think it can be done. Ami, give me your power stick."
Ami handed it to Luna; she then gave it to Daria.
Luna continued, "Now, the both of you hold on to my
tail". They both did, and Ami's
Sailor Mercury powers left her and entered Daria.
"I didn't notice a damn difference," sneered Daria.
"Now,
hold the power stick up high and say 'SUPER MERCURY STAR POWER, MAKE‑UP!!!!!!!!!!,'"
said Luna.
"OK, but I don't think anything is going to happen," was
Daria's curt reply.
Daria held the power stick like it was some moldy breadstick the
local pizzeria back at Lawndale was giving away, and said "SUPER
MERCURY STAR POWER, MAKE‑UP!!!!!!!!!!". Immediately, Daria had the sensation that
someone had ripped her clothes off.
"Great, now the whole damn world can see I've got small
breasts!", she muttered to herself.
As soon as the transformation was complete, and Daria was in Sailor
Mercury's seirafuku costume, everyone knew that the transfer was successful.
"Congratulations, Daria!
You're now the new Sailor Mercury!," Usagi blushed. She motioned Daria to a nearby mirror. Daria took one look.
"I hate this seirafuku," Daria replied; "it looks
frumpy on me! I want something
else!"
"Daria," Luna said, "this is the uniform of the
Sailor Senshi. Wear it with pride."
Daria stepped on Luna's tail in response; Luna gave out a loud
"ROWR!!!!!!!!!!".
"UP YOURS!!!!!!!!!!," Daria
bickered.
"I don't think Daria's going to be a good team member,
Mamoru," whined Usagi.
"I couldn't agree with you more, Usagi," conceded Mamoru..
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Hamada Ieyasu was just a typical person living in a quiet street
in a suburb of Narita. That is, he
would be typical except for one thing:
he had a working-order Kawasaki Ki-45 Toryu night fighter/ground attack
aircraft in his backyard. He had a
long, gray, tapered Fu Manchu beard and was greasy from his work. He wore a soft cap and a velvet jacket. He was doing some routine maintenance on it
when his grandson Hideki asked him about the plane.
"You're pretty proud of that airplane, aren't you,
Grandpa?," began Hideki.
Ieyasu
began to tell him about the plane:
"Yes I am, Hideki. I
may have flown it in a losing cause, but it served me well. I was just lucky that I managed to salvage
parts for it and rebuild it; after the way, the American occupation forces
scrapped most of our nation's war capabilities. Remember, back then, we and the United States were not on the
best of terms. Ruthless military men
had virtual control of our nation in name if not in fact. They had launched a foolhardy quest to annex
much of East Asia to our territory and committed many atrocities. This plane was one of the best craft ever
built. Did you know that it was this
plane, and not the Mitsubishi A6M that made the first Kamikaze attack on
American naval vessels? The Americans
called this plane the 'Nick' like the A6M was called the 'Zero'."
Ieyasu paused to go toward the tail of the Nick. He continued:
"You may notice that the Rising Sun is on a white stripe on
this plane. That meant that this plane
was serving in the defense of the homeland.
And the marking of the tail indicates that it was with the 1st Chutai of
the 53rd Sentai based in Matsudo here in Chiba-ken."
Hideki asked, "What was your greatest adventure in this
plane?"
"Well, one time," Ieyasu answered, "shortly before
the atomic bomb was dropped on Hiroshima, we went up against the Americans and
their Superfortresses on one of their raids against Tokyo. I managed to shoot down three that
night. However, my tailgunner was
killed when a fourth retaliated after we bungled an attempt to shoot that one
down. I was lucky to escape with my
life."
Ieyasu then added this rather suddenly:
"You know, Hideki, I wonder how things might have been
different if the military hadn't slowly crept into power and we didn't join the
Nazi Germans and the Fascist Italians.
We might have joined the Americans and together forced both of them to
surrender sooner that they did. We
might have launched a campaign to expel the Germans from the Soviet Union. We might have gone into Berlin instead of
the Soviets. What I don't figure is why
both our government and the American government won't just own up to what
happened. They say the Americans should
apologize for using the atomic bomb but why won't our government apologize for
the Rape of Nanjing or the Korean comfort women or the Baatan Death March when
most of its citizens are indeed sorry for those things. Why can't both our nations admit that
mistakes were made by everyone, make a commitment to make sure nothing like
this ever happens again, and get on with our lives? Why is it that the people know better than our elected
leaders?"
"Beats me, Grandpa," said an astonished Hideki; "I
guess adults aren't better than us kids."
Ieyasu got a good laugh over that. "Grandma should be ready with dinner soon," he
said. "You'd better go in and set
the table. I'll have this plane ready for
the Narita Air Show by the end of the week, or I'll eat my hat. And tell your father when he and your mother
come to pick you up that I hope he'll make it this year. This old bird's gonna win the Grand Prize
this year, or I'll have to commit seppuku."
"You wouldn't!," said an alarmed Hideki.
"Just kidding, Hideki," reassured Ieyasu.
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Dr. Vander Helffen was at his office. He was poring over his latest plans to hijack the Neo-Zero
prototype when Yoriko arrived.
"Time for your pill again, Yoriko," he said. She took a bottle marked Hi no Tori
Immortality Pills and ingested one of them.
"Now, on to business, Yoriko," he continued. "I have grave concerns for Ryu."
"How so?," Yoriko wanted to know.
Dr. Vander Helffen replied, "Our ninja spies have seen him
hanging around with known SDF intelligence agents in the Ginza." He proceeded to take some photographs out of
a manila envelope.
"So, I see," was her reply.
"If Ryu is indeed acting as a double agent, he is to be
eliminated," Dr. Vander Helffen stated.
"We're tailing him now, even as we speak. If he is working for the SDF behind our backs, give the kill
order."
"Understood, Dr. Vander Helffen," replied Yoriko.
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Gen. Torymura had gotten the full report from Ryu of the NIRAA's
plot to steal the Neo‑Zero prototype, and now he was ready to take
action.
"This is serious," he began; "If the NIRAA seizes
the prototype, nothing in the SDF arsenal can stop it. We will need to get some additional
help. If the rumors are true about what
I heard about the Sailor Senshi, they may be our only hope against the
NIRAA."
"I think I know someone who can contact them;" replied
Ryu. "His name is Chiba
Mamoru. He's in the self- defense class
I teach at the Morita Dojo. If what I
suspect of him is true, I can get the Sailor Senshi on our side."
"Proceed," ordered Gen. Torymura. "The fate of Japan rests on your
shoulders, Ryu."
Ryu departed, not noticing that the receptionist had overheard
everything that had happened. She was
an NIRAA ninja spy, and was now sending a secret message by a secret relaying
device to NIRAA headquarters.
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"Japan Air Lines, how may I help you?," asked a ticket
agent on the phone Akbar was ordering
his ticket..
"This is Akbar el-Salaam," he began; "I would like to book a seat on the
Saturday flight from Narita to Berlin."
Luckily for Akbar, this was his first hijacking, and there would be no
record of him by any of the aviation or law enforcement authorities on
file. Until now, Akbar had been content
with the occasional strafing of Jewish settlements in East Jerusalem and
throwing rocks at Israeli troops. Now
he was in the big leagues.
"What class?," the agent asked.
Akbar answered, "First class."
The agent replied, "Smoking or non-smoking?"
"I thought all flights were now non-smoking," inquired
Akbar.
"That's only for United States airlines, sir," replied
the agent.
"Non-smoking," answered Akbar.
"OK," the agent said; "you can pick up your ticket
at the gate on the morning of departure.
Thanks you for flying Japan Air Lines, and have a nice flight."
"It will be nice all right," Akbar sneered as he hung up
the phone. "My destination will be
with Allah in Paradise."
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Gov. Nagai was holding a rally at the Ginza, Tokyo's entertainment
district. There was a huge crowd. PA speakers were everywhere, as well as
streamers and signs. Nagai was making a
speech where it seemed he'd promise sushi in everyone's heated dinner table or
a full rice cooker if that would make Japan prosperous again.
"My friends," Gov. Nagai began, "we can make Japan
better than it is now. We just need the
courage to take the difficult steps that need to be taken. Let us go forward with that vision."
Tetsuo was going down the street and noticed the rally. He then looked at a balcony across the
street. He noticed something sinister
going on. A man dressed entirely in
black was setting up a high-powered rifle.
He was going to assassinate Gov. Nagai!
Quickly, Tetsuo ran to a nearby alley. He raised his hands as in supplication to the sun.
"Amaterasu-Omikami, give thee thy mortal servant the power of
the Solar Warrior!," he shouted.
Instantly it seemed that Tetsuo was engulfed in flames, and a
transformation took place. He emerged
in red robotic armor with a yellow sunburst on the chest. He leapt up to the balcony.
"Miscreant!," he yelled; "Stop where you are! I am the Solar Warrior, servant to
Amaterasu-Omikami, Goddess of the Sun!
In the name of the Sun, you will be judged!"
The assassin growled and fired, but the bullets ricocheted off the
armor.
The Solar Warrior then yelled, "SOLAR FLARE
DISCHARGE ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!"
Two discs, one on each gauntlet, glowed, then discharged. The assassin was incinerated.
The crowd saw what happened.
They had just realized that this mystery hero had just saved Gov. Nagai
from certain death. The Solar Warrior
disappeared, leaving a cheering crowd shouting "BANZAI!" behind.
"Find this person," Gov. Nagai said to one of his
aides. "I might have a position
for him in my campaign."
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Ami was just finishing packing up for her trip. In just three days, she was off to Berlin.
"Think you might want this, Honey?," a voice said as it
entered the room. It was Ami's mother.
Ami turned around and saw her old teddy bear.
"Mom, I don't need that teddy bear," said an embarrassed
Ami; "Really!"
"It was always your good luck charm," continued her
mother. "I want you to do well
over there in Germany. I want you to
make your father and me proud. I can't
believe you're going away in three days."
"I'll miss you, Mom," said Ami, "but I'll e-mail
you and all my friends and family every week.
I promise."
Ami finished packing., then said, "I'd better get to
bed."
"Good night, Ami," her mother said. Ami then took off her clothes and her
bra. She stood next to the open window
and felt the cool evening wind against her face and breasts. It felt so good after such a hot late summer's
day. She stood like that for a few
minutes, then slipped on her nightshirt, a football jersey-looking blue shirt
with a white "15" on it, and went to bed.
Mizuno Ami didn't know then what Hell she was going to go through.
Data 3: Enter
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he
mansion that Ami was living in was pretty spacious, by Japanese standards. Ami woke up, flung off her nightshirt, and
took a good look at herself in the mirror.
For an egghead, she had quite an attractive body, even if she was small-breasted. Daria had settled in the next room, which
was used as a guest room. Ami took off
her panties, put on her robe, and went to the bathroom.
As she was soaping herself up in the shower, Ami thought about
everything that had gone on for the past five years or so. It had it horrifying moments as well as its
triumphs, but now it seemed she was going to put this behind her for at least
the next four years or so. As she
stepped out of the shower again, she looked at herself again. Maybe Minako was right: she should cut loose once in a while. Maybe before she leaves, she should go out
with some guy; she had a new blouse and miniskirt combo that she was dying to
try out. As she put her robe on again
and stepped out of the bathroom, Daria was waiting to enter. She looked beady-eyed without her
eyeglasses, and was wearing a blue T‑shirt and yellow shorts as
nightwear.
"Had a good sleep, Daria?," Ami asked.
"OK, but I still have major jet lag," replied Daria.
"You'll get used to it," answered Ami; "By the way, I hope you adjusted your
watch properly; remember, Japan does not observe Daylight Savings Time like you
do back in the United States."
"So I've heard," said Daria. "When do we leave for our first class?"
"Soon," was Ami's reply. "And I hope you will wear the seifuku I gave you; it's our
school uniform."
"I still say it looks stupid on me," shot back Daria.
Ami asked her, "Daria, do you actually wear those army
fatigues, black skirt and combat boots to school back home?"
"Yes, I do," Daria said. "It sends a message."
"What message is that?," Ami wanted to know.
Daria replied, "That I may be feminine, but I'm also tough as nails."
"If you ever go out on the town," Ami continued,
"there's some very good drop-dead minidresses I have that would look very
good on you. And, by the way, have you
ever considered wearing contact lenses?"
"Too much trouble keeping them clean," replied Daria.
"Other than that, you do look beautiful," replied Ami
admiringly.
"Thanks;" said a surprised Daria; "it's not
everyday somebody says that about me.
They usually call me 'The Misery Chick.'"
"Well, I guess we'd better get the lead out and get dressed
for school," stated Ami.
"Right," responded Daria. "I hope you didn't use all the hot water."
"There should be some left," said Ami, somehow unsure of
herself.
However, as Daria began to use the shower, she was greeted with a
blast of Arctic‑cold water.
"That's the story of my life," she said.
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As they arrived for their first class, Ami and Daria noticed that
Usagi was going to be late again.
"What else is new," sneered Osaka Naru, whose mother ran
a jewelry store. "Usagi is always
late. She's like that school girl
Magami Eiko on Project A-ko. She
always wakes up late for school, rushes like a maniac and still winds up being
late for her first class. If only she
had superhuman strength, superhuman speed and had Kotobuki Shiko in tow, as
well as long-flowing red hair, the image would be perfect."
"I've seen every film in that series," boasted Umino
Gurio, the geeky guy who was Naru's boyfriend.
"A-ko, B-ko and C-ko are real funny!"
"And you must be 'The Upchuck of Japan!,'" sneered
Daria.
"What's an 'Upchuck?,'" Gurio asked.
"Nevermind," replied Daria.
Ms. Sakurada Haruna, who was the English teacher, stepped in the
room. She noticed that it was time to
start class.
"Oh, that Usagi's going to be late again, as usual, I
see," began Ms. Sakurada.
"Well, that hasn't stopped me before. Shall we begin class?
We've got a new student here today who will take Ami's place after she
leaves for her medical studies in Germany. Care to introduce yourself?"
Daria stepped up to the front of the room.
"My name's Daria Morgendorffer," she began. "I'm from Lawndale High School on a
foreign exchange program. I hope that I
will do well in your school and not be treated like an outcast like I am back
home." She bowed and resumed her
seat.
"Well, that was short and sweet," Ms. Sakurada
responded. Suddenly, Usagi bolted into
the room.
"Sorry I'm late, Ms. S!
The bus was late!," was Usagi's rather pathetic reply.
"Usagi, you are so pathetic," shot back Ms.
Sakurada. "You will wait outside
in the hallway until class is over, then you and I are going to have a little
talk in my office, young lady!"
"Does this happen every time?," Daria asked Ami.
"I'm afraid so," Ami answered.
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Later that day, school had let out for the day. All of the Sailor Senshi were going down the
street, chatting girl talk.
"So, Ami, do you want a big going-away party before you
leave, or what?," Usagi asked.
"Usagi, please don't make a big deal about it," pleaded
Ami; "I'll get a chance to see you during such times as inter-semester
breaks, holidays and such. Besides,
I've never felt comfortable about going-away parties."
"How do you feel about having the type of party like we have
back home in the United States?," Daria asked. "I guess you've heard about the types of parties high school
kids have on Friday and Saturday nights."
"What do you mean?," Ami asked.
Daria began her description:
"Stale potato chips, warm beer, flat soda, loud heavy metal
music, guys and gals making out--"
"DON'T GO ON!!!!!!!!!!," shrieked
an embarrassed Ami.
"Ami, your cheeks are blushing!," giggled Hotaru.
"They are not!," roared Ami.
Just then, shots were heard at a nearby Mitsubishi Bank branch,
and two armed robbers were running at full speed. When they got near the building, they saw that a security officer
was shot to death.
"This looks like a job for the Sailor Senshi!," Usagi
exclaimed.
The Sailor Senshi began their transformation sequences:
"ETERNAL MOON STAR POWER, MAKE-UP!!!!!!!!!!"
"SUPER CHIBI-MOON STAR POWER, MAKE-UP!!!!!!!!!!"
"SUPER MARS STAR POWER, MAKE-UP!!!!!!!!!!"
"SUPER JUPITER STAR POWER, MAKE-UP!!!!!!!!!!"
"SUPER VENUS STAR POWER, MAKE-UP!!!!!!!!!!"
"SUPER SATURN STAR POWER, MAKE-UP!!!!!!!!!!"
"SUPER URANUS STAR POWER, MAKE-UP!!!!!!!!!!"
"SUPER NEPTUNE STAR POWER, MAKE-UP!!!!!!!!!!"
"SUPER PLUTO STAR POWER, MAKE-UP!!!!!!!!!!"
Each Sailor Senshi had underwent her transformation; now it was
Daria's turn.
"Here goes nothing!," she said. "SUPER MERCURY STAR POWER,
MAKE-UP!!!!!!!!!!"
Daria was soon transformed into Sailor Mercury.
"Daria, activate your VR equipment and track down the
robbers," Ami instructed. A blue
visor appeared on Daria. She was soon
getting a reading.
"They went that way," Daria said.
"All right, then, let's move it!", said Sailor Moon, who
was in her Eternal Mode, with wings.
She flew ahead of them.
The robbers, meanwhile, had a couple of Tokyo Metropolitan Police
Department officers on their tail.
"Halt, in the name of the law!," one of the officers
roared.
"Eat lead, copper!," roared one of the crooks back. He took a gun and shot the cop down. The other cop went to help him. He took his portable radio and said,
"Officer down! Officer down!"
"You're next, blue pig!," said the other crook as he put
his .45 Magnum against his temple.
"Hold it right there, crooks!," said a nearby
voice. "I am the pretty soldier
Eternal Sailor Moon, champion of love and justice. And these are the Sailor Senshi.
In place of the Moon, we will punish you!"
Each of the other Sailor Senshi made her introductory speeches as
well. It was now time for Daria to make
hers:
"I am Sailor Mercury, Misery Chick of Justice! In the name of Mercury, I'm going to nag you
to death!"
"What the Hell. . ." Sailor Moon found herself saying.
But there was no time to waste.
"Eat lead, Sailor Senshi!," yelled the first crook.
Just then, a red rose dart hit the ground.
"You shoot, and it will be the last thing you ever do,"
Tuxedo Mask said as he stepped out of the shadows.
"Here comes the calvary!," Daria said sarcastically.
Recently, the Sailor Senshi had been given some new powers, and
now they were going to be put to the test.
Sailor Moon was going to be first. She yelled, "MOON THUNDER PUNCH!!!!!!!!!!" With that, she threw her fist, and it
knocked both crooks off their feet.
Sailor Venus was next.
"SUPER VENUS BLINDSIDER ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!,"
she screamed. With that a blinding
light issued from her hands, temporarily blinding the crooks.
Daria was still new at this, so she decided to use one of Sailor
Mercury's old powers. She shouted,
"SHABON SPRAY. . .FREEZING!!!!!!!!!!" The crooks were frozen solid.
"Hmmm, just like in Duke Nukem 3D!," she
quipped. Then, she went up to them, and
kicked them. They shattered into little
pieces.
"Your face, your ass, what's the difference!," she
sneered.
The rest of the Sailor Senshi stood in disbelief, with their
mouths wide open.
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Later, back at Sendai Hill Shrine, Daria was being reprimanded for
her actions.
"Daria," Usagi began, "what you did was highly
inappropriate! Sailor Senshi don't act
that way!"
"Usagi's right," Luna added. "You have to stop acting sarcastically! You're just lucky the TMPD decided that the
use of deadly force was justified in the case."
"Next time, you may not be so lucky!," Artemis said.
"You know," Daria replied, "all of you should go
take a hike!" With that, Daria
stormed away.
"I'm beginning to think that Ami made a big mistake asking
Daria to take her place, Luna," Usagi said.
"Right now, we're stuck with her," Luna replied;
"Ami's leaving for Germany the day after tomorrow, so there's nothing much
else we can do for now."
"I just hope she can keep her temper in check, that's
all," Usagi said resignedly.
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Gov. Nagai was holding another rally, this time at the foot of Tokyo
Tower. Another huge crowd had gathered,
and they were shouting "NAGAI!!!!!!!!!! NAGAI!!!!!!!!!!
NAGAI!!!!!!!!!!", awaiting for the arrival of the
candidate.
In a nearby trailer, Gov. Nagai was speaking to the Solar Warrior,
whom he managed to locate shortly after he saved his life.
"Believe me, Solar Warrior," Gov. Nagai began, "I'm
making a generous offer. Besides, if
I'm elected and my proposal goes through, you could find yourself in a good
position in government."
"My allegiance is with Amaterasu-Omikami," responded the
Solar Warrior. "I have served her
for untold millennia, back when there was no Japan as we know it. You must understand that I serve my goddess
first, then my nation."
"Of course," Gov. Nagai said. "The Americans have a saying for that: 'For God and Country.' Far be it from me to tell you to quit the
employ of your mistress. All I'm asking
is for you to head this agency I'm proposing.
If all goes well, we'll make the best law enforcement apparatus in the
world even better."
"Very well," said the Solar Warrior. "If it will serve to advance both my
faith and my nation, so be it."
"I'm glad to see we're at agreement," Gov. Nagai said,
relieved. "Might as well tell my
adoring public about this."
Gov. Nagai, the Solar Warrior and the entire campaign staff
stepped out of the trailer and onto the platform set up for the occasion. Stepping up to the podium, Gov. Nagai began
to speak:
"My friends, I have someone here you may be familiar
with. This is the brave hero who
stopped the assassin who was determined to end my life yesterday. He calls himself the Solar Warrior. I owe my life to this person, and there's
only one way I can pay him back. I've
decided to name him as my chief of security during my campaign. He deserves this honor."
"Further, I hereby announce that if I am elected, one of the
first things I plan to introduce in the Diet is a bill creating a new Agency of
Superhuman Activity Co-Ordination. Such
an agency would help the various superhumans and superhuman groups work
together with our local and national police forces to help stop some of the
bigger threats to our well-being and safety.
We already have one of the lowest crime rates in the world; this will
ensure that it stays that way."
The crowd cheered loudly.
Shouts of "NAGAI!!!!!!!!!!", "BANZAI!!!!!!!!!!",
and "SOLAR WARRIOR!!!!!!!!!!" filled the air as
Gov. Nagai and the rest of his campaign staff--the Solar Warrior included--left
for campaign headquarters.
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Ryu had made his way to Azabu-ku, where his friend Mamoru lived in
a rather well‑appointed apartment.
He rang the doorbell and waited a few seconds.
"Ryu? What brings you
here?," Mamoru asked.
"Is there anyone else here with you?," Ryu responded.
"No," said Mamoru.
"Good," Ryu replied as he stepped inside. "What I have to tell you is not to
leave this room. I am actually an agent
for the Japanese Special Intelligence Bureau.
I've been working on a special assignment in regard to the activities of
an organization called the New Imperial Rule Assistance Association. They're a extreme right-wing organization
that wants to return Japan to its military-influenced wartime government. They plan to do so by stealing the prototype
of the new Mitsubishi Neo-Zero Advanced Jet Fighter now being developed. They plan to use it to bomb Tokyo to rubble
unless the civilian government hands over power to them. The SDF can't stop them alone, and neither
can the JSIB. We were hoping that you
can contact the Sailor Senshi for us; they may be our only hope."
"How do I know that you're being on the level with me on this
matter?," demanded Mamoru.
"Because the JSIB has extensive knowledge of the Sailor
Senshi's activities," said Ryu.
"We've got files on every member back to their earliest
childhood. If you're think we're
joking, take a look at this."
Ryu gave him a file with the name "CHIBA MAMORU" on
it. He opened it up and looked at
it. Sure enough, all of it was
there: pictures of his parents; of the
car wreck that killed them; of his days at the orphanage; of his activities as
Tuxedo Mask; of his activities as Endymion when he was brainwashed to work for
the Dark Kingdom; of his activities as Moonlight Knight; of his recent
mysterious disappearance during a flight to the United States. It was all there.
"How did you get these pictures?," demanded Mamoru.
Ryu replied, "We have our ways, Mamoru. I have Usagi's file here as well." He pulled it out and began perusing it. "Did you know that when she was in
kindergarten, she dumped a cup of chocolate pudding on her best friend Osaka
Naru because she called her a 'dweeb'?
Or that she can't stand carrots?
Or that she's never really been able to figure you out?"
Mamoru said curtly, "Oh, and I bet you have her bra size in
there as well?"
"Not even worth mentioning," dismissed Ryu. "You see, Mamoru, we've got the goods
on all of you. This is a serious matter
we're talking about here. Now, we need
to know if the Sailor Senshi are on our side or not?"
"Very well, you win," said Mamoru resignedly. "We'll help you in this matter. But I want those files destroyed. If they ever fall in the wrong hands, it
could compromise our identities."
"Consider it done, my friend," replied Ryu. "We will contact you when we feel that
we need your assistance. Until then,
take care."
Ryu left the apartment building, but he didn't take even five
steps when he turned around.
Apparently, some NIRAA ninja spies had been following him; they were
dressed in black and had katana blades, bo quarterstaffs, sais, nunchuckas and
throwing stars.
"You traitor!," said the leader of the group. "We should have suspected from the
beginning that you were a double agent!
We'll put an end to your miserable existence at once!"
The ninja spies charged on him.
Ryu stood his ground, then launched into a roundhouse kick that sent two
of them crashing to the ground. Three
more fell to blows to their solar plexus, and two more fell to blows to the
neck. One more was left standing. He decided that discretion was the better
part of valor, and ran.
"Run like the coward you are!," Ryu shouted. He decided to report this matter to Gen.
Torymura at once.
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Back at Lawndale, the high school football team was holding a
scrimmage. George Gibson, the regular coach
was sick with the flu, so Anthony DeMartino, the neurotic social studies
teacher, was filling in for him.
Mack was calling the next play:
"34 red, 34 red, 45, 49, hike, hike!"
Kevin was fading back for a pass, but then fumbled the ball. Mack could only groan in disappointment.
"Kevin," Mr. DeMartino said as his right eye bulged in
anger, "for a star quarterback, sometimes you play pathetically! How are we going to win the big game
Saturday against Highland if you keep fumbling the ball?"
"Sorry, Mr. DeMartino," replied Kevin, "but I keep
being distracted seeing Brittany practicing her jumps over there."
Sure enough, Brittany was indeed practicing her jumps; with the
tight sweater she was wearing, her breasts were jiggling like crazy.
Up in the stands sat Jane, Quinn, Jane's brother Trent, Jodie and
Upchuck; his real name was Charles Ruttheimer, but since he was so perverted
and geeky, he was called Upchuck. Quinn
was expecting the other members of the Fashion Club to arrive shortly.
"What a boring scrimmage!," Quinn started. "How are we going to win the game if we
keep acting like a bunch of morons?"
Upchuck went up to Quinn and said, "Why don't we go back to
my place and have our own scrimmage? ROWR!!!!!!!!!!"
"Keep away from me, Upchuck!," shrieked Quinn.
"I see not all of the morons are out on the field," Jane
retorted.
"Man, I can't believe Daria won't be here for this
game," Trent said. "She never
liked football, but she likes being here for the big game against
Highland. She always likes to heckle
Beavis and Butt-Head; it's the only time her two former classmates from
Highland High School ever come to visit Lawndale every year. It's been that way since she moved here to
Lawndale a couple of years back."
"Well, you know what they say, Trent," Jane said,
"'Absence makes the heart grow fonder.'"
"Tell me about it," Trent said with a sigh.
"Oh, look, here comes the Fashion Club!," Quinn
chirped. Sandi Griffin, the club
president, entered first followed by Stacy Rowe, the club secretary, and then
Tiffany Blum‑Deckler, the club treasurer.
"Like, sorry we're late and all that," Sandi began to
say, "but, like my cat pooped all over this outfit I'm wearing and I had
to wash it up."
"Stuff like that happens," Quinn said.
"Hey, everything's all set for us to sell goodies at the
game," Stacy said. "Tiffany
and I have baked up a whole batch of cookies, brownies, cupcakes, and so
forth."
"But, UGH!!!!!!!!!! I've got dishpan hands now!," whined
Tiffany.
"Like, just remember, Tiffany," Sandi said, "it's
all for a good cause: the Fashion
Club."
"Why don't they give it to charity like Student Government
does?," Jodie asked Jane.
"They are a charity case," replied Jane, "They all
need new brains, new personalities and ego deflation!"
Jodie got a good snicker over that remark.
Jesse Moreno, Trent's bandmate on the rock band Mystik Spiral,
arrived.
"Trent, man, it's all set!," he said.
"What's all set, Jesse?," asked Trent.
Jesse continued, "We're gonna sing the national anthem at the
big game. I just spoke to Ms. Li, the
principal, and she's promised to pay us $1000 for the gig."
"And just where is Ms. Li going to get $1000 from,"
Quinn said. "The expenses for this
game have already gone over budget!"
"Yeah," Jane added, "and the last time this
happened, the Board of Education and the school superintendent reprimanded her
big time for wasting taxpayers' money.
We're just lucky Bob Schulz didn't show up and sue the school
district!"
"Hey, where she gets the bread from don't matter to me,
man," Trent said, "just as long as we get it."
Meanwhile, another play was being run on the field. This time, Kevin made a perfect spiral
pass. Mack snagged it and ran it down
for a touchdown.
"Now, that's what I like to see, people!," Mr. DeMartino
said.
Brittany saw that and shouted "YEAH!!!!!!!!!! GO, GO LAWNDALE!!!!!!!!!!"
Just then, Jane thought she heard some familiar laughter:
"HEH-HEH-HEH-HEH-HEH-HEH-HEH-HEH-HEH!!!!!!!!!!"
"UH-HUH-HUH-HUH-HUH-HUH-HUH-HUH-HUH-HUH!!!!!!!!!!"
"Oh, no!," Jane said, "it can't be those two!"
Sure enough, it was Beavis and Butt-Head. They went up in the stands.
"Uh, Quinn, where's your sister, Diarrhea?," Butt-Head
asked.
"Yeah, like we want to talk to her and stuff," Beavis
added.
"Well, Daria isn't here today!," Quinn began; "she
went over to Japan on a foreign exchange program."
"Man, that sucks!," Beavis answered.
"Listen, you two," Jane said, "all because Daria isn't
here doesn't mean you can go pick on Quinn at the game on Saturday. If you do anything to her, I'll scratch your
eyes out!"
"Uh, like is that a threat or a promise?," Butt-Head
asked.
Jane said rather icily, "BOTH!!!!!!!!!!"
"WHOA!!!!!!!!!!," Butt-Head said.
Beavis and Butt-Head sat down and watched a few plays. Kevin was once again fumbling the ball. After a while, those two got bored.
"This scrimmage sucks!," Beavis said.
"Uh, let's liven things up a bit, Beavis!," Butt-Head
responded.
They soon got out two brown paper bags they had taken with them
and pulled out some firecrackers.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!?!?!,"
Jane roared.
"Uh, like we're going to set off firecrackers and
stuff!," Butt-Head said; "What do you think we were going to do, asswipe?"
They set off a whole string of them and tossed them onto the
field. The whole team started to
scatter.
"HEH-HEH-HEH!!!!!!!!!! See me toss this big one out there,
Butt-Head!," Beavis said. He lit
the fuse and tossed it out. It landed
right on Kevin, and it went off in his left eye. Kevin collapsed in agony.
"KEVIN!!!!!!!!!!," shrieked
Brittany, who saw the whole thing go down.
She then fainted.
Beavis and Butt-Head made good their escape while everyone was gathered
around Kevin.
"Someone call 911, dammit!," shrieked Mr. DeMartino.
Kevin was taken to Lawndale General Hospital. An examination revealed that most of the
explosion was absorbed by his helmet, and damage to his eye was
negligible. His vision checked out OK,
but he was held overnight for observation, and released the next day.
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At
the next meeting of the Lawndale Militia, Anthony Corlew brought up the matter
of the firecracker attack at the scrimmage:
"Fellow comrades in arms, this is just another reason why we
need to take over Lawndale. With our
agenda of law and order, filth like Beavis and Butt-Head, as well as people of
color and crippled folks, will be kept out of our community. We don't need white trash like those two
ruining our town! When they return, we
need to lynch them, to teach a lesson to Highland that we won't tolerate their
shenanigans here in Lawndale!"
Those in attendance cheered the speech.
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"I have failed you, Master!" With that, the only NIRAA ninja who escaped from Ryu (the others
had been arrested) committed seppuku in front of Dr. Vander Helffen. Dr. Vander Helffen ordered the body disposed
of. Yoriko entered the room.
"What
was that all about?," she asked.
"Our attempt to kill Ryu failed," began Dr. Vander
Helffen. "We sent some ninja spies
to track him down, and he has alerted someone named Chiba Mamoru to our
plans. They were going to kill Ryu, but
he was too strong for them. I want you
to personally kill Ryu."
"Your orders will be obeyed, Dr. Vander Helffen," said
Yoriko.
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Ryu had just returned to Gen Torymura and told him all about his meeting
with Mamoru, as well as the attack by the NIRAA ninja spies.
"They're on to us; I was afraid they would," Gen.
Torymura said. "I'm going to order
security tightened to the biggest extent possible immediately at the base where
the prototype is being stored. When we
do need the Sailor Senshi, they are to be briefed on this matter."
"Everything will be done as you have ordered, General,"
answered Ryu.
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The day had arrived for Ami to leave for Germany. All the Sailor Senshi were with her at
Narita Airport, as well as both her mother and her father.
"Well, I guess this is it," Ami said.
"Ami, you'll always be in our hearts," Usagi began to
say. "When you do come back, you
can always rejoin us. The door is
always open."
"Here, take this," Rei said. "It's a special 'Safe Journey' charm. I hope you have a safe flight."
"I want you to make your mother and I very proud of
you," said Ami's father. "I
always knew in my heart that you are a very intelligent young lady."
"As for you, Daria," Ami said, "Keep the home fires
burning."
"Mom told me never to play with matches," Daria said.
"Still with your sarcastic humor, I see," Usagi said.
"Ami, I hope you will be a success in your endeavors,"
Mamoru added. "We're all rooting
for you."
Ami couldn't hold it back anymore. The tears were beginning to flow.
"I'm really going to miss you guys!," Ami sobbed, then hugged
each of her friends and family.
"I'd better get on board the plane now!"
A chorus of "Farewell" followed her down the gate.
"Good luck!," Usagi added.
Not noticed by anyone, Akbar el-Salaam had boarded the plane right
behind Ami. Since most of the nuclear
device was plastic in composition (it even had a plastique primer), he managed
to scoot by security with that and some machine guns--also made mostly of
plastic--with no problems.
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Half an hour had passed on the flight. A flight attendant in one of the most revealing uniforms ever
worn by such a person--it had a microminiskirt and the blazer, vest and shirt
revealed a lot of cleavage--went up to Ami and asked her what she wanted for
lunch.
"What do you have?," replied Ami.
The flight attendant answered, "We have yellow fin tuna or
beef teriyaki."
"UGH!!!!!!!!!!," said Ami in
disgust, "I can't stand yellow fin tuna!
I'll have the beef teriyaki."
The flight attendant went to the next seat and asked him what he
wanted.
Suddenly, Akbar leapt up, grabbed one of his machine guns and
roared "ALLAH AKBAR!!!!!!!!!!
ALLAH AKBAR!!!!!!!!!!
This is Islamic Jihad! We are
seizing this plane in the name of Allah!
You are to fly this plane to Lawndale, USA, or I will kill everyone
aboard!"
Screams of panic filled the plane. Ami now realized that she wasn't going to Germany today. And she had to be there to register for
classes, or forfeit her tuition deposit.
But that was no longer a grave concern, not when death stared you in the
face. For Mizuno Ami, she had to take
action and save the plane from this madman.
Data 4: Jihad
at 25,000 Feet
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kbar
was in a rage now. He started to fire
indiscriminately at anyone he could vent his anger at. Ami ducked down just as a stray bullet
buried itself into the left temple of the passenger in front of her. Akbar grabbed the flight attendant, and
ripped her blazer, vest and shirt off, leaving her bra barely hanging by the
tattered straps. She began to cry as
Akbar stormed forward into the cockpit.
"GO TO HELL, INFIDEL!!!!!!!!!!", he
roared as his gun spat bullets everywhere.
The pilot, co-pilot and navigator fell dead. Akbar then went to the control and programmed the auto pilot on a
course for Lawndale. He then stormed
back into the first class compartment.
"There is no God but Allah, and Mohammed is His
prophet!," roared Akbar. "The
Great Satan will burn in Hell for all eternity! Death to the American Satan!
The infidel must die! ALLAH
AKBAR!!!!!!!!!! ALLAH AKBAR!!!!!!!!!!" Akbar then undid the buttons of his shirt
and revealed the nuclear device strapped to his abdomen. With a calm dexterity he armed the device
for the precise moment the plane would be flying over Lawndale High School's
football field.
Ami was still in a ducked position. She was trying to get her mini-computer/communicator that she
always carried with her and try to send a message back to Tokyo; she finally
found it and activated it.
"This is Ami!," she began; "Usagi, Rei, Mako,
Minako, Mamoru, anyone, can you hear me!
We're being held hostage!"
Akbar heard what was going on, and stormed right to Ami's
seat. He grabbed Ami by the hair and
roared a savage yell.
"You will pay for that, you American pig!," he screamed.
"My name is Mizuno Ami," she began to reply. "I am a citizen of Japan. That is all I will tell you!"
"American, Japanese, it doesn't matter to me!," Akbar
yelled back; "You will pay for what you did, infidel!"
Then Akbar savagely threw a left hook right into Ami's right eye,
causing her to yelp in excruciating pain as she collapsed on the floor. He then began to kick her on the floor,
kicking her in every conceivable area: her
head, her pelvis, her legs, her shins, the base of her spine, the solar
plexus. He then took the butt of one of
his guns and began to hit her with that as well. Fifteen horrifying minutes later, Ami was horribly black and
blue. Ami began to cry.
"DON'T CRY, YOU BITCH!!!!!!!!!!",
Akbar roared as he slapped her across the face. He then seized her by the collar of her seifuku and ripped it in
half. "Take the rest of your
clothes off now!"
Ami was too afraid at this point to refuse. She took what was left of her tattered
clothes off and submitted to a humiliating search. There was nowhere Akbar left unexamined.
"At least you don't have any more devices on you!;"
shouted Akbar; "As far as I know, you might be an agent for the CIA or the
FBI or even working for the Russians! I
don't trust you, you swine! I'm locking
you in the lavatory until we reach our destination!"
"But what if we have to go to there?," said one
passenger.
Akbar fired his machine gun and killed him. "SILENCE!!!!!!!!!!,"
he roared. He then took the nude Ami
and threw her into the lavatory, putting a food cart next to it so Ami couldn't
open the door.
Ami was all alone now. She
could see bruises all over her body.
She hadn't felt so alone or so helpless since her mother told her that
she was getting a divorce from her father.
Ami began to cry.
"Queen Serenity, help me in my time of need!", she
sobbed silently.
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Akbar had returned to the first class cabin. He was extremely enraged now. He began to scream out a diatribe against
the United States:
"The Great Satan must pay for his atrocities against
Islam! The Great Satan must be
destroyed for his supporting the Jewish interlopers in Palestine! The Great Satan must suffer for his sins of
arrogance! Death to the American
Satan! The infidel must die!"
Everyone on the plane was cowed into silence with his ranting.
Suddenly, he said, "I now hereby order all of you to
sing!"
"What do you want us to sing?," asked another passenger.
Akbar commanded, "You are to sing 'Morning Has Broken' from
that great singer Yusuf Islam, or as you infidels know him, Cat Stevens. He supports the Ayatollah Khomeini's death sentence
against that pig, Salman Rushdie.
Anyone who refuses to sing will be shot! ALLAH AKBAR!!!!!!!!!!
ALLAH AKBAR!!!!!!!!!!"
Slowly, at first, the crowd began to sing:
"Morning has broken/Like the first morning..."
"LOUDER!!!!!!!!!!," Akbar screamed.
The crowd began to sing louder.
Akbar then headed to the cockpit, shoved the corpse of the pilot aside
and got on the radio to announce what he had just done. After that, he sent a machine gun burst into
the radio, disabling it. He then
returned to the first class cabin.
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Back at Japan, the news spread like wildfire as soon as it got off
the wires:
"We interrupt our regularly scheduled programming here at NHK
to bring you this special bulletin. A
Japan Air Lines jet from Narita Airport to Berlin, Germany, has just been
hijacked by a terrorist who says he's with Islamic Jihad. He has set a course for the United States,
destination unknown at this time. He
claims to have already killed several passengers and will kill more unless he
is given free passage to the United States.
His ultimate intentions are unknown at this time. NHK will keep you posted on further
developments as this alarming situation develops."
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Gov. Nagai, having heard the news, made hasty arrangements to
address the issue at a press conference:
"My friends, I have received this distressing news myself
only moments ago. My heart goes out to
those aboard, especially our own fellow countrymen, who are now facing
indescribable terror. To the hijacker,
I must warn him that any further deaths on his part will result in the
condemnation of the world."
"I assure everyone here, that if I am elected, I will
introduce legislation that will address the threat of terrorism here in
Japan. We only know too well that not
even our nation is immune; witness the serin attack on the Tokyo subway system
just three years ago. I propose that a
joint special unit consisting of SDF and National Police personnel be formed to
help combat the scourge of terrorism while at the same time adhere to the
prohibitions of Article 9. I propose
that better security measures be put in place at our airports, railway stations
and maritime facilities. It is time to
send a message to terrorists of all stripes that Japan will no longer be an
easy target for them."
Gov. Nagai left without taking any questions from the press.
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The Sailor Senshi were gathered at Sendai Hill Temple when the
news broke. Rei and her grandfather
didn't own a television themselves, but Kumada Yuuichirou, a retired rock
singer who had been living in the shrine for several years now, had one in his
room. When he saw the bulletin, he raced
out of his room and into the courtyard.
"Guys! Guys! You've got to see this!," Yuuichirou
said; "It was just on NHK, but I can get it on CNN as well!" Since Yuuichirou had a satellite dish
installed, he could pull in the American cable channels like CNN.
"What's going on, Yuuichirou?," Rei asked.
"Something about a hijacking or something like that,
Rei," Yuuichirou replied.
Everyone scrambled to Yuuichirou's room. He had tuned in to CNN.
Wolf Blitzer was at the State Department covering the event.
"We can now confirm that Islamic Jihad is behind this,"
Blitzer said. "The Imam Al‑Kabaz,
who heads the Beirut branch of the organization, announced that it was Akbar
el-Salaam who took control of the JAL flight from Tokyo to Berlin and has now
set a course for the United States.
Islamic Jihad still refuses to reveal where in the United States the
plane will land, if it does at all."
"Oh, my god! Ami's on
that flight!," Usagi said.
"What can we do?", Haruka added "Right now, they're
right in the middle of the ocean."
Suddenly, Rei's grandfather raced in.
"Rei! Rei! Come quickly!," he said. "The Great Fire is raging out of
control!"
Everyone ran to where the Great Fire was burning. Sure enough, it was indeed burning furiously
as it had never burned before.
"This is not a good sign," Rei said. "There are demonic forces at play
here."
Phobos and Deimos, Rei's pet crows, had flown in and witnessed the
fire. They were beginning to act
strangely, like Rei had never seen them act before.
"In all my years I have been the priest of this shrine, I
have never witnesses anything like this!," Rei's grandfather said. "In fact, nowhere in the shrine
chronicles has anything this intense ever happened until now! May all the kami and megami of our faith
protect us at this trying time!"
Usagi turned to Daria and told her, "Now you understand the
seriousness of what we do here. This is
no kid's game we're engaged in. I used
to be a big crybaby and whine a lot, but now I know what my destiny is. I'm supposed to lead humanity to a better future,
and fight those who would destroy that vision.
Daria, you have to tell me right now:
Are you in for this--no matter how high the stakes get in this
situation--or are you out?"
Daria now knew the gravity of the situation. God only knows where the terrorist was
taking the plane; even the people she cared for (in her own way) might be in
danger.
"I'm in," Daria replied in her calm, monotone voice.
"I request that all of you leave me here while I
meditate," Rei asked.
"Now, when all Hell's breaking loose?," Mako said in
shock.
"I will pray for the deliverance of the hostages," Rei
replied. Rei's grandfather and
Yuuichirou ushered the others out of the room.
Rei got on her knees, the sweat from the intense heat of the fire
dropping from her forehead like mad.
She raised her hands in supplication.
"Mother," Rei began, "I know you can hear me. I have prayed to you since your death. You know that I miss you dearly, but you and
Grandpa taught me the ways of the miko.
I pray to you now to help my friend Ami. She too has suffered pain and suffering in her life, and now her
own life is in jeopardy. If she is in
mortal danger, help her. I cannot help
her myself now, for she is far away.
Listen to my entreaties, Mother.
This I pray in the name of Amaterasu-Omikami, the Great Heaven Shining
Deity who watches over our people."
Suddenly, the fire died out.
A woman in flowing red robes, robes that seem to be aflame with the very
fire of the Sun itself, appeared; she had long, flowing black hair and her eyes
seemed to be aflame with solar fire themselves. It was Amaterasu-Omikami herself. Rei did not want to admit it, but now she was trembling.
"Do not be afraid of me, my child," Amaterasu-Omikami
began to say; "I have heard your supplication and all shall be done as you
have asked." She reached a hand
out to her forehead, and it seemed energy flowed from her to Rei.
"Receive this gift of mine; it is extra energy to help you in
the ordeal ahead," Amaterasu-Omikami said. "Go in peace, my child." With that, she vanished, and Rei seemed to faint. She recovered a few minutes later and left
the room. She did not dare reveal at
the time what had happened.
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It was the morning of the big game at Lawndale, due to the time
difference. The Lawndale Militia had
gathered for a pre-attack meeting.
Anthony Corlew stood up deliver a pre-attack speech:
"My comrades in arms!
This is the big day we have been planning for months now. If we need yet another reason why we need to
take over Lawndale, then the nation, it is in the news we've all heard this
morning. The hijacking of the JAL
flight proves that we need to seize power.
If we had a government that was not afraid to use its military might
when needed, things like this wouldn't happen.
Our present philandering, draft-dodging President does not have the
balls to use his powers that are given to him.
And if--God forbid--the hijacker explodes the plane over our airspace,
it will not look good for us.
Therefore, in the name of all that is right with the white middle class,
let us mobilize and take our positions."
The members of the militia got up and began to move out.
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Dr. Vander Helffen was watching the coverage of the hijacking
situation on Asahi TV. He had summoned
Yoriko, who was expected to arrive shortly.
Yoriko entered. Dr. Vander
Helffen motioned her to sit down. He
said:
"Yoriko, now is the time for us to launch 'Operation Iron
Fist.' Now that the attention of the
world is focused on this hijacking, now is the time to strike. Get our best ninja soldiers together and get
some sarin bombs and proceed to the joint SDF/USAF base near Yokohama. Now is the time to strike while the iron is
hot!"
"Understood, Dr. Vander Helffen," responded Yoriko.
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Lawndale High School, Mr. DeMartino was speaking to Angela Li, the
principal. He was trying to persuade
her to cancel the game due to some security concerns.
"Ms. Li," Mr. DeMartino began, "given the fact that
a terrorist has seized a plane and has it going to the United States has me
gravely concerned that there might be a chance he might bring it over to our
community. We should cancel the
game."
"Forget it, DeMartino," Ms. Li said, "there's too
much money at stake here! We've got a
sold out stadium, I promised Mystic Spiral I'd pay them $1000 for playing the
national anthem, and the Fashion Club's poised to make a lot of sales with
their homemade goodies."
"Dammit, Ms. Li," Mr. DeMartino roared, "is money
all you ever think about? What about
people's lives?"
"I could make things rather rough on you if I ask the Board
of Education of start disciplinary hearings against you for
insubordination!," warned Ms. Li.
With that, Mr. DeMartino realized that Ms. Li had him.
"All right," shouted Mr. DeMartino, "go ahead with
your damn game, but it'll be on your conscience if anything happens to anyone
out there!" With that, he left the
office.
"Paranoid bastard!," Ms. Li dismissed the entire affair
with a huff.
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Downtown Lawndale was quiet, since almost everyone was heading for
the game. Meanwhile, the Lawndale
Militia had quietly assumed attack positions.
Trucks were parked in strategic positions in town. Anthony was making a check of the situation.
"Troop A ready at City Hall?," he said on a portable CB
radio.
"Check," said the first troop leader.
"Troop B ready at Police Headquarters?," Anthony asked.
"Check," replied the second troop leader.
Finally, Anthony asked, "Troop C ready at the
Courthouse?"
"Check," stated the third troop leader. All was set.
"OK, now we wait for the right moment to strike," said
Anthony.
Almost no one noticed when a bus stopped and left off Beavis and Butt-Head,
who began their hideous laughter as they headed down the street toward the high
school.
"Wait a minute," Anthony said, "it's those two
idiots who threw firecrackers at the scrimmage."
"Should we kill them?," Poindexter asked.
"No," Anthony replied.
"We'll deal with those two soon enough. Hold your positions.
It'll only make the taste of victory that much sweeter."
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The joint SDF/USAF base near Yokohama was one of the biggest on
Honshu, the main island of Japan.
Airman First Class Brian Mackenzie, Mack's cousin, was doing some
routine maintenance on his F-15C Eagle when he got the orders.
"Mackenzie," Sgt. Frank Stone said, "we've just got
our orders in from the Pentagon. We are
to intercept the JAL plane and force the terrorist to land the plane outside
the mainland. Your unit is to scramble
immediately."
Brian didn't waste time.
He finished up his maintenance and got ready to go. He didn't even notice the white, unmarked
truck that was approaching the gate.
The two guards on sentry duty did, but they were ran over as the truck
crashed through the gate and pulled to a stop.
It was what he saw next that was shocking.
The NIRAA ninja soldiers pulled out small black boxes, pushed the
buttons on them, and then donned gas masks.
Brian, not a fool, got into the cockpit of his fighter and activated the
oxygen. The devices went off, sending
deadly clouds of sarin gas in the air.
There was enough to kill everyone outside.
Brian activated his radio and alerted the tower:
"This is Airman Mackenzie to tower! Some terrorists have just entered the base and activated sarin
bombs! Seal all vents in all buildings
at once! I'll try to stop the
terrorists until help comes. Out!"
The cloud began to subside, and the ninja terrorists moved toward
the hangar where the Neo-Zero prototype was being stored. They now had their masks off. It turned out that one of the ninja soldiers
was none other than Yoriko herself.
"Open the doors to that hanger!," she ordered.
Two of the ninja soldiers opened the doors, and the Neo-Zero
prototype was now revealed. It was
unlike any jet fighter the SDF currently had.
Based on the rejected YF‑23 design from Northrop/McDonnell
Douglas, the Neo-Zero was vastly improved by Mitsubishi over the original
design specifications. The capacity for
AAM's had been doubled thanks to the design of new, smaller and more effective
"Neo-Sidewinder" missiles; one of those had the explosive power of
two regular Sidewinders. The machine
guns were also new: it was the
experimental 35-mm "Deathgrip" cannon. Further, radar jamming devices on the fighter made it even more
stealthy than it already was. All in
all, the Neo-Zero was a worthy successor to the legendary fighter plane that
was its namesake; although paying homage to the past, it was symbolizing
Japan's ascendancy as the second most powerful nation in the world, a nation
that was committed to peace, albeit it was ready to defend that peace if need
be.
Yoriko stepped up to the cockpit and opened the canopy. She stepped in and began the pre-flight
check.
Brian had seen what was going on.
Until help arrived, it was up to him to stop the hijacking.
"Hold it right there!," he yelled.
Yoriko had started the Neo-Zero up, and it was slowly taxiing out
of the hangar toward Brian.
"I said to hold it right there!," he repeated.
Yoriko fired the Deathgrip cannon. Brian got out of the way, only to be in the way of several ninja
soldiers who proceeded to use their nunchuckas on him. Yoriko now got on the runway and put the
plane on full throttle; it was roaring down the runway and soon took off. Yoriko activated the afterburners and soon
the craft reached its maximum speed of Mach 2.5, once again an improvement over
the YF-23's original performance specs.
Yoriko armed all systems, and set a course for Tokyo.
Luckily for Brian, several MP's arrived on the scene. After a brief scuffle, the ninja soldiers had
been captured, but already the damage had been done.
One of the MP's asked Brian, "Did you see what
happened?"
"Every last thing, Sir," Brian said. "I tried to stop them, but they had
detonated serin bombs. I was lucky to
escape that, they tried again to stop them.
They overwhelmed me."
"Airman," replied the MP, "this is a very serious
matter that's just happened here.
Whoever has that fighter can cause havoc anywhere in Japan right now.
But at least your quick thinking might have spared quite a few lives
inside. We're going to send you to Gen.
Torymura for a debriefing."
Brian followed the MP's as they put the captured ninja soldiers in
a truck. They were soon heading for the
base stockade and the main administration building.
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Sendai Hill Shrine was abuzz with activity. Reports were coming in about the JAL
situation, and now the report of the theft of the Neo-Zero was coming in.
"We've just got this report in from Yokohama," an NHK
anchorperson began to say. "An
experimental jet fighter has just been stolen from the joint SDF/USAF base
located at the port city. It seems to
be on a direct course for Tokyo. SDF
and American military personnel are asking all civilians to take necessary
precautions in case of an air attack.
We will have further warnings and bulletins here on NHK as we receive
them."
"I guess now I should tell you about my meeting with
Ryu," Mamoru said.
"What do you mean, Mamo-chan?," Usagi asked.
Mamoru began, "Ryu asked--I digress, demanded--the Sailor
Senshi's assistance in case the Neo-Zero fighter was hijacked. We have no choice. Special Intelligence has extensive files on each of us."
"But they don't have one on me," Daria was quick to
point out.
"Not yet," Mamoru replied.
Mamoru's cellular phone began to ring.
"Hello, Chiba Mamoru speaking," was his answer.
"Mamoru," said the voice on the phone, "this is
Ryu. The time has come. You and the others are to go to the joint
SDF/USAF base in Yokohama for you assignment briefing immediately." Ryu stopped there and hung up.
"We've just got our orders," said Mamoru. "We've got to move it to the SDF/USAF
base at once."
Usagi never thought that the Sailor Senshi would ever be called to
stop an internal threat to Japan; always the threat was from outer space, from
another dimension, from another time.
Now Usagi and the others had grown up too fast.
"All right, everyone!," said Usagi, "It looks like
we have no choice in this matter!
Prepare to transform!"
The Sailor Senshi began their transformations again:
"ETERNAL MOON STAR POWER, MAKE-UP!!!!!!!!!!"
"SUPER CHIBI-MOON STAR POWER, MAKE-UP!!!!!!!!!!"
"SUPER MARS STAR POWER, MAKE-UP!!!!!!!!!!"
"SUPER JUPITER STAR POWER, MAKE-UP!!!!!!!!!!"
"SUPER VENUS STAR POWER, MAKE-UP!!!!!!!!!!"
"SUPER SATURN STAR POWER, MAKE-UP!!!!!!!!!!"
"SUPER URANUS STAR POWER, MAKE-UP!!!!!!!!!!"
"SUPER NEPTUNE STAR POWER, MAKE-UP!!!!!!!!!!"
"SUPER PLUTO STAR POWER, MAKE-UP!!!!!!!!!!"
"SUPER MERCURY STAR POWER, MAKE-UP!!!!!!!!!!"
As soon as each of the Sailor Senshi and Mamoru had completed
their transformation, they headed for the base.
"I never thought my trip was going to take this turn!,"
Daria said to herself, still fussing over her seirafuku.
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"Ladies and gentlemen," Gen. Torymura began to speak,
"I guess you know why you're here right now. The Neo-Zero prototype has been stolen by the New Imperial Rule
Assistance Association, an extreme right-wing organization that wants to
restore the wartime military government that had ruled Japan. This aircraft is so advanced, it makes every
jet fighter now with the SDF obsolete.
The NIRAA's objective is to use the Neo-Zero in a terrorist campaign to
bomb Tokyo until the civilian government surrenders to them. Your mission is to stop the Neo-Zero and the
NIRAA at all costs. You have complete
authority to use whatever means necessary to stop them. Do I make myself clear?"
"General," Sailor Moon began, "with all due
respect, the Sailor Senshi are not some mercenary force; we don't go out on
commando missions for anyone."
"Listen, sister," Gen. Torymura replied, "this
isn't any fun and games here! You're
not dealing with some powerful alien beings trying to take over the world! We're dealing with a ruthless terrorist
organization that wants to re-annex both Koreas, all of Sakhalin Island, the
Kuriles and Taiwan as well as retake the Philippines, Papua New Guinea,
Singapore, Malaysia, India, Pakistan, The People's Republic of China,
Bangladesh, Bhutan, Vietnam, Mynamar, Cambodia, Laos, Thailand, the Pescadores,
Indonesia and the various Oceanic nations.
They've even issued grandiose statements about waging nuclear war
against the United States, Russia, Great Britain and France. Sailor Moon, or shall I call you Ms.
Tsukino, this is a very grave matter.
This isn't something you can just say some magic words and hope your
enemies turn to dust. We must use force
against the NIRAA and stop them from destroying half a century of
progress!"
"But by using some of the methods your government denounces the
NIRAA in using, isn't your government being hypocritical?," Daria
retorted.
"No one asked you, sister!," Gen. Torymura replied. "And who the Hell are you anyway? You're not Mizuno Ami, alias Sailor
Mercury!"
"No, I'm not," she replied. "I'm Daria Morgendorffer from the United States. I'm filling in for Ms. Mizuno. She's now on board the JAL plane that's been
taken hostage by Islamic Jihad."
"Don't get wise with me, Ms. Morgendorffer!," replied
Gen. Torymura. "You may sass
around like you do back in the United States, but remember, we have a saying
here in Japan: 'The nail that sticks up
gets hammered down!'"
"And we have a saying back at the United States you should
know about," snapped back Daria.
"And what's that?," demanded Gen. Torymura.
"'Up yours!,'" shouted Daria.
Gen. Torymura seemed to blow a fuse.
"Daria, that was uncalled for!", Luna said, dropping her
reservations about speaking when strangers were about.
"You listen and you listen good, all of you!," said Gen.
Torymura. "You will co‑operate
with us, or you will never get out of all the possible legal trouble you could
face!"
Daria seized Gen. Torymura by his lapels and threw him against the
wall.
"Now you listen to me, Sir!," growled Daria. "I've got a friend on board that JAL
flight and I'm scared for her! For the
first time in my life, I'm worried for my family back home! The last thing I need is your military crap! We'll stop the NIRAA from blowing up Tokyo
and maybe get your precious Neo-Zero back, but we want to play by our
rules! Adults screw up things a lot as
it is! And the last thing I need is
some holier-than-thou flag officer in my face!"
Daria let go of him and he seemed to slink to the floor. He got us slowly.
"Fine, do it your way," he finally conceded; "see
if I care. I'm not going to argue with
a bullheaded, hotheaded American gaijin-shojo with an attitude
problem. I just hope to God you save
our nation, that's all."
Somehow, Daria had a humbling effect on Gen. Torymura.
"We'd better check the radar readings," he finally
said. They left to go to the radar
room.
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Yoriko was now over Tokyo.
She was trying to pick her first target. She saw the famed Sendai Hill Shrine ahead of her.
"That will be my first target!," she said.
She locked on the target on the fighter's HUD, then pressed the
fire button. One of the Neo-Sidewinders
ejected from the fighter and flew straight for the shrine.
Yuuichirou saw the missile firing and ran to get Rei's
grandfather. However, the missile was
faster than him, and it blew the shrine to matchwood.
"DIRECT HIT!!!!!!!!!!," Yoriko roared.
Yoriko then flew toward the Kuriles. The NIRAA had a secret base there, since it was in Russian
jurisdiction, and Japan dared not try to follow here there. Dr. Vander Helffen was supposed to meet her
there.
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The radar at the SDF/USAF base was tracking the movements of the
Neo-Zero. It has just seen the attack.
"Sir," said the SDF private who was checking the radar
for Gen. Torymura, "I believe that the fighter just attacked in the area
of Sendai Hill."
A
sickening thought raced through Rei's mind when she heard that.
"Oh, no! Not
Grandpa!," she screamed. There was
only one thing to do: head back to the
shrine.
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When they got to the shrine, the TMPD as well as the Tokyo Fire
Department were already on the scene.
Several TMPD officers were digging through the rubble when they pulled
out Yuuichirou. Rei ran up to him; he
was barely alive.
"Yuuichirou," Rei said, "where's Grandpa? Is he alive?"
"I don't know," was all he said. He blacked out.
"Get him to the hospital!," one of the TMPD officers
sharply ordered a paramedic. Yuuichirou
was taken away.
"We've found something!," said a firefighter.
Rei raced up to where the fireman was. They had unearthed something, all right. Rei stopped in her tracks when she saw what
it was. It was the short, bald corpse
of her grandfather, still clad in his priestly clothes.
She yelled, "Grandpa, it's me, Rei. Please tell me you're all right!" She began to shake the corpse.
The firefighter looked for vital signs. "No pulse, no respiration," he said. " I'm sorry, Miss, but he's dead."
Rei shrieked with a loud "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!,"
and began to cry uncontrollably. Daria
went up to her and let her rest her head on her shoulder.
"I'm very sorry, Rei," Daria said, and for the first
time in her teenage life, she was beginning to cry herself. She never felt anything like this before.
"Grandpa," Rei began to say, "I will avenge your
death! I will not rest until I've
destroyed whoever did this to you!"
Usagi and the other Sailor Senshi began to cry as well. Mamoru gripped his gloved hands in fists of
rage.
"Do not worry, Rei," he said to himself, "the
Sailor Senshi and I will help you in this!
This I swear!"
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A couple of hours had passed in the lavatory where Ami was being
held prisoner. Ami had apparently
fallen asleep, for then she saw a strange light, and someone standing next to
her.
"Who are you?," she asked.
"I am the spirit of Hino Rei's mother," the apparition
said. "My beloved daughter prayed
to me and asked me to help you. I will
grant you your deepest, fondest wish in your heart."
"I wish I had my Sailor Mercury powers back so I can save the
passengers."
"So it shall be done."
With a wave of her hand, the ghost imparted energy into Ami, and
automatically she began the transformation to Sailor Mercury. Now with new-found strength, Ami kicked down
the door.
Akbar heard it, and roared, "What's going on?"
"You evil man!," shouted Ami. "I will not allow you to carry out your plan! I am Super Sailor Mercury, Champion of Love
and Justice! In the name of Mercury, I
will punish you!"
"The only one who will be punished here will be you,
infidel!," roared back Akbar.
"And Allah's punishment is the worst of all! He will condemn you to Hell, you
Satan!" With that, he lunged for
Sailor Mercury and applied a chokehold on her.
Data 6: Enter
the Solar Warrior
|
I |
eyasu
was watching the latest reports on both the JAL hijacking and the Neo-Zero
attack. He looked outside toward the
Nick that was in the backyard.
"Somehow, my old friend," he began to say to himself,
"we might have to fly one more mission together."
The NHK anchorperson was continuing his report:
"In reaction to these latest developments, Tokyo-to Governor
Nagai Kenji had this to say:"
"This unprovoked attack on our own citizens by this terrorist
organization is highly outrageous and receives my strongest condemnation,"
Gov. Nagai began to say; "I an
calling on the government to investigate this matter and to check into SDF
security procedures as soon as this crisis is over."
The anchorperson added after that:
"The latest NHK/Yorimuri Shimbun poll now indicates that Gov.
Nagai now enjoys a comfortable 32 percent margin over his nearest Liberal
Democratic and Socialist opponents."
He then paused as he received some word over his earphone. "We had just received a message from
the person claiming to be responsible for this attack. We are now playing this audiotape as per the
person's request."
The tape began playing:
"This is Amazana Yoriko of the New Imperial Rule Assistance
Association. We have the Neo-Zero
prototype and we are not afraid to use it.
We demand that the civilian government immediately surrender to us, or
else another ward of Tokyo will be bombed by the Neo-Zero prototype every three
hours. Furthermore, all SDF and
American military bases will also be attacked.
I urge the civilian government to do the right thing and surrender. That is all."
"NHK will continue to update you on this situation,"
added the anchorperson.
Ieyasu turned off his TV.
Now it was only a matter of time. He went to the family shrine and knelt before it. He grabbed a samurai sword that had been in
his family for over ten generations and offered it up to the shrine. "Spirits of my ancestors, hear me! I will not return this sword to its place
until I either have vanquished those who threaten our nation or until it is
presented as an offering to my departed soul.
I nay not survive this attack, but I know that I will go to a far better
place than this." With that, he
also grabbed the ceremonial Kamikaze headband which he wore during his service
in World War II and wrapped it around his forehead. His wife, Natsume, saw what was going on, and approached him.
"What is the meaning of this?," she asked.
"Our nation is in peril once again, and I must answer the
call to duty," was all he said as he went to the backyard. Natsume stood there in shock. "The gods protect him!," was all
she said.
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It was not long before the next attack did occur--on Shinjuku.
The Sailor Senshi were on patrol in the area. Sailor Moon, Luna, Artemis and Tuxedo Mask
were in front, the rest behind.
"Keep an eye out for the jet," Tuxedo Mask said. "We don't know when another attack
could occur."
Daria
was right behind Sailor Moon. All she
could think of right now was that Ami was in danger on board the JAL plane; Rei
had suffered the loss of her grandfather; and her own family was probably at
risk at home. This wasn't what she had
in mind when she decided to go to Tokyo.
"Pay attention, Daria!," Sailor Jupiter said as she
elbowed Daria in the back.
"I'm sorry, Mako, but I was distracted," replied Daria.
Towering above Daria were the skyscrapers of Shinjuku, the
Japanese equivalent of Wall Street.
Daria could see such buildings as the Mitsubishi Building, the Tokyo
Stock Exchange, the Mitsui Building and the Matsushita Building. Somehow the image lent itself of a forest of
concrete and steel trees; as in any forest, there were unseen dangers lurking.
Suddenly, it streaked out of nowhere. It was the Neo-Zero prototype!
It was at its top speed of Mach 2.5.
"Heads up!," Sailor Moon yelled. With that, she grabbed her old Moon Scepter
with the Silver Imperium Crystal in it and pointed it at the prototype.
"On my mark, attack!," she yelled.
Yoriko, in the cockpit, just snickered to herself. She had taken a portable CD player with her,
and curiously enough, she had Soundgarden's Down on the Upside album in
it. She turned it on and began playing
"Ty Cobb".
"Let's
rock!," she growled.
The
growly voice of Chris Cornell slammed into Yoriko like a ton of bricks:
"I
am sittin' in a magic hat
With
smoke and mirrors
And
tire rubber fires
Watch
me disappear!
Yeah,
yeah, yeah!
What
made it slow you down
Sucking
on a ball and chain
Another
motherfucker goes down the drain!
Yeah,
yeah, yeah!
Hardheaded,
fuck you all!
Hardheaded,
fuck you all!
Hardheaded,
fuck you all!
Just
add it on to the hot rod death toll!
Hardheaded,
fuck you all!
Hardheaded,
fuck you all!
Hardheaded,
fuck you all!
Just
add it on to the hot rod death toll!"
Somehow every time she heard this song, Yoriko had this mental
image of Ty Cobb chasing people with a big baseball bat and beating their
brains out with it. She squeezed her
fingers over the trigger for the Deathgrip cannon and began to fire.
"GO TO HELL, BASTARDS!!!!!!!!!!", she
roared.
The bullets tore through the air like hot needles through
butter. Panic had seized the people
inside the office buildings, for now they were emptying and people were running
in terror, straight for the Sailor Senshi.
"Citizens, please calm down!," Sailor Moon implored, but
to no avail. The Sailor Senshi saw
themselves jostled by the fleeing populace.
It was all in vain.
Yoriko used the HUD to aim one of the Neo-Sidewinders at the
Matsushita Building. She fired one of
them, and the building was blown to pieces!
The force of the explosion knocked Sailor Moon to the ground. Daria helped her up.
"This is sheer madness!," Sailor Moon yelled.
"Right now, we've got to try and stop the attack," Daria
yelled back.
Yoriko was flying for another pass, with the Deathgrip cannon
roaring again. Several people were cut
down like grass from the deadly fusillade of bullets.
Sailor Moon now knew it was now or never. She pointed her scepter at the jet fighter.
"MOON PRINCESS HALATION!!!!!!!!!!,"
she yelled.
The powerful beam issued from her scepter, but was easily
deflected by the Neo-Zero's radar-absorbing skin.
It was now Sailor Mars' turn.
She was going to use her new "Mars Fireball Attack" to bring
down the plane.
"This is for you, Grandpa!," she screamed, then said
"SUPER MARS FIREBALL, FLAME UP!!!!!!!!!!" Two fireballs issued from her hands, and
struck squarely on the cockpit. But the
plane didn't even suffer a scratch.
What no one noticed in all the confusion was that Tetsuo was in
the area, and had seen all that had happened.
Now he was in a side street, raising his hands in supplication to the
Sun.
"Amaterasu-Omikami, give thee they mortal servant the power
of the Solar Warrior!," he yelled.
The flames of power engulfed him again, and the Solar Warrior
emerged.
Daria thought she could stop the plane with her own powers, or at
least give it a try.
"SHABON SPRAY, FREEZING!!!!!!!!!!,"
she yelled.
A stream of ice gushed forth, and even managed to coat the plane,
but the engines were just too warm for it to last. The ice rapidly melted.
"Dammit!," Daria snarled.
Yoriko fired another Neo-Sidewinder, this time taking out the
Tokyo Stock Exchange.
"God, how I love the smell of burning concrete and steel in
the morning!," she roared in pride.
Somehow, to Daria, this whole scene was beginning to look like
something out of Apocalypse Now.
If only either The Doors' "The End" or Richard Wagner's
"Ride of the Valkyries" was playing in the background, it would be
eerily complete.
But now the Solar Warrior appeared out of nowhere, and stood up on
some debris.
"Miscreant!," he yelled; "Cease this useless attack!
I am the Solar Warrior, servant to Amaterasu-Omakami, Goddess of the Sun
and Protector of the Japanese! In the
name of the Sun, you will be judged!"
Sailor Moon couldn't realize what was happening first. To be fair, no one did.
Yoriko saw the Solar Warrior and sneered.
"SEE YOU IN HELL, BASTARD!!!!!!!!!",
she roared as she fired the Deathgrip cannon again. The bullets, however, bounced off the Solar Warrior's armor. The Solar Warrior then pointed his gauntlets
at the craft.
"SOLAR FLARE DISCHARGE ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!,"
he screamed.
The fiery energy discharged and hit the jet fighter squarely in
the port engine. Yoriko was seen
reeling.
"Dammit, dammit, dammit!," she screamed. She had difficulty stabilizing her flight,
but managed to succeed. She began to
limp back to the secret base in the Kuriles.
Sailor Moon and the others stood there in shock for a few
minutes. They couldn't believe what
they just seen. The Solar Warrior
turned to them and said, "She won't be bothering anyone for a while."
"Who are you?," Sailor Moon recovered enough to ask.
"I am the Solar Warrior," he began to reply,
"servant to Amaterasu-Omakami, Goddess of the Sun and Protector of
Japan. I do know about you, Sailor
Moon, or shall I call you Tsukino Usagi, or even yet Princess Serenity?"
"How--how do you know?," Sailor Moon wanted to know.
The Solar Warrior continued, "I am the last surviving member
of the old Solar Realm that existed tens of thousands of years ago in what was
known as the Golden Epoch. My race was
old when yours was not even established yet.
I assure you that I am on your side in this battle."
Luna, ever the doubting Thomas, said, "Prove it."
The Solar Warrior produced an old relic: a Moon Kingdom Medallion of Valor, the highest award that was
ever given by that old dominion.
"This was once given to my by Queen Serenity for services
rendered in stopping a Mecha-Dominion attack against her realm. This was long before you were born, Sailor
Moon."
Sailor Moon and Luna both saw it.
"No doubt it is the real thing," Luna finally said. "Very well, we will accept you as an
ally for now."
"I'd better be going," the Solar Warrior said, then
departed.
Daria seemed to be strongly drawn to the Solar Warrior, but didn't
know why. Was it that he alone was
fighting for his nation where everyone else was running, or that he seemed to
be such a caring person as to risk all in saving complete strangers? This person wasn't like the students back
home in Lawndale, the typical dumb jocks and airheads who put down brainy
people like her.
"Daria, snap out of it!," Sailor Pluto said. "You're drifting again."
"Sorry," replied Daria.
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Yoriko barely made it back to the secret base in the Kuriles. she jumped out of the cockpit and cursed her
luck.
"Get this prototype fixed up immediately!," she
shrieked.
Dr. Vander Helffen had just arrived, and he was not happy.
"What is the matter, Dr. Vander Helffen?," she asked.
"It's the Hi no Tori immortality pills," he
started. "I'm almost out of
them."
"WHAT?!?!?!?!?!," Yoriko yelled.
"I've been having difficulties getting the ingredients to
make more," he said, "and I don't know when they'll be
available. I have to make more, because
if we miss even one dose, serious side effects from withdrawal will occur. Please be patient with me, and I will make
more."
Dr. Vander Helffen was buying some time, but even he knew that he
had to make more soon, for the pills had an addicting effect on whoever took
them. Dr. Vander Helffen himself took
another pill of his creation to counteract the addictive cravings, but he
didn't give it to Yoriko; as long as she was addicted, she would remain loyal
to him.
Yoriko, mad as ever, shrieked and stormed out of the landing area,
punching out two ninja soldiers standing guard duty.
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She didn't know how long it was that Akbar had her in a chokehold,
but Ami somehow knew that she was on the verge of blacking out. Akbar was yelling some nonsense or
something, but she was in such a oxygen-deprived stupor that it didn't make any
sense.
Suddenly, someone got out of his seat and took a tray, banging it
against Akbar's head. Akbar let go of Ami, took a knife from his belt, and
threw it squarely into the heart of his attacker. He fell dead, but it bought Ami some time. She got up and charged right at Akbar.
They fell to the floor and rolled around, exchanging punches. Akbar then got the upper hand, held Ami down
and began to sucker punch her.
"YOU WILL DIE, YOU INFIDEL BITCH!!!!!!!!!!,"
he yelled.
Ami summoned up enough courage and kneed Akbar in the crotch. Akbar was sent howling.
Now they stood glaring at each other. On one side was Mizuno Ami, the second of the Sailor Senshi to be
discovered and veteran of numerous battles against evil; at the opposite end was
Akbar el-Salaam, the terrorist who had murdered countless Israelis and swore to
destroying the modern Jewish state. Ami
tried to think back to whether she was in so much danger. Never, she realized. Even the first battle against the Dark
Kingdom was easy. But this was
different: This was a mere mortal
human, with only the hatred in his heart fueling his rage.
"Give it up, Akbar!
You can't win, and you know it!"
"NEVER!!!!!!!!!!," yelled Akbar;
"I WILL SACRIFICE THIS WHOLE SHIP IN THE NAME OF ALLAH!!!!!!!!!!"
Ami took a look out a window.
The West Coast of the United States was now visible, and in due time
they'd be over it. What was not known,
however, was that in a couple of hours time they'd be over Lawndale.
"God, please don't let me die!," screamed the flight
attendant.
"SILENCE!!!!!!!!!!," roared Akbar.
Ami knew that if she was going to stop Akbar, now was the
time. Ami threw herself right against
Akbar, and the both fell against the emergency hatch.
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It was about an hour before kickoff, and already a huge crowd had
filled the stands at the football field.
Jake, Helen and Quinn had grabbed good seats.
"If only Daria was here right now," Jake said. "This is always her favorite time of
the year."
Quinn was wearing a jacket so she wouldn't be too cold. But now the temperature was a bit warm, so
she took it off.
"Quinn, I hope the Fashion Club does well selling its goodies!,"
Helen said.
"We will, Mom," Quinn replied.
Jane then showed up.
"Jane," Quinn said, "You never show up for the big
game! Why now?"
"Because," Jane replied, "someone's got to watch over
you in case Beavis and Butt-Head try anything funny on you!"
Just as she said that, the familiar hideous laughter of Beavis and
Butt-Head could be heard.
"Uh, where's Diarrhea?," Butt-Head asked.
"I told you, you two dolts, she's in Japan!," Quinn replied.
Beavis, who had eaten seven candy bars on the way over, went
spastic and began to do his Cornhulio schtick; he pulled his shirt over his
head, raised his arms, shook his fists and then screamed:
"AAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! I AM THE GREAT CORNHULIO!!!!!!!!!! YOU WILL GIVE ME TEE PEE FOR MY BUNG HOLE!!!!!!!!!!"
Jane seized the both of them and gave them a quick kick to their
testicles.
"Do that again, and I'll kick both your asses!," Jane
roared. "Leave Quinn alone!"
"This sucks! She got
us in the nads," Beavis said as they both slunk away.
"What assholes they are!," Jane said.
"Jane," Quinn said in relief, "I didn't think I was
ever going to say this, but thanks for saving my bacon there."
"No problem," Jane replied. "I'll bill you later."
"You wouldn't!," Quinn said.
"Then again," added Jane rather quickly, "I'll let
this be a freebie this time."
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The Lawndale Militia was poised to strike at any time. Poindexter, however, was getting antsy.
"When are we going to strike?," he asked.
"Soon," was all that Anthony Corlew said. "Patience is a virtue that a good
soldier must have. We will strike when
it is to our advantage."
Anthony knew that soon the hammer would fall. But what he didn't know was that his plans
would soon be turned on its head.
Data 7: Black
Saturday at Lawndale
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B |
ack
at the JAL plane, the fight between Ami and Akbar was now at a fever
pitch. Akbar gave a kidney punch to
Ami, sending her reeling. Ami staggered
a bit from the blow, but wasn't down for the count yet.
"I WILL KILL YOU IN THE NAME OF ALLAH!!!!!!!!!,"
Akbar screamed. With that, he opened
the emergency hatch, and air gushed into the cabin. Everything that wasn't nailed down was blowing around the
cabin. Akbar seized Ami and tried to
toss her out of the open door. Ami,
however, hung on with all the strength she could muster within herself. Ami took a good look at the device on
Akbar: the clock said it would go off
in ten minutes. Ami realized that she
didn't have too much time left.
"I WILL SEE YOU BURN IN HELL!!!!!!!!!!,"
Akbar roared. He banged on Ami's left
hand, causing her to momentarily lose her grip. She regained it as the wind was howling in her face.
Suddenly, Ami kneed Akbar in the testicles, sending him
howling. Ami clambered back on board;
what she had to do had to be done quickly.
"SHABON SPRAY, FREEZING!!!!!!!!!!,"
she yelled.
With
that, Akbar was frozen solid. Ami
pushed him from behind and sent him then and there through the open emergency
exit and into the air!
Somehow, Ami thought she heard a muffled "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!"
as he fell, down, down, down, tens of thousands of feet. The frozen body then landed in the ocean,
and plunged, deep, deep, deep into the water.
A shark saw Akbar and ate him whole.
The shark then swam away. By
then, the nuclear device went off, with the shark at ground zero and only
killing whatever lives deep down in the furthest reaches of the ocean. Lawndale had been spared of one horror, but
another was to come soon.
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The game was about to get underway at Lawndale. The PA system crackled to life:
"Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to Lawndale High School! This afternoon your Lawndale Lions will take
on the Highland Fighting Trojans!"
With that, the announcer went into the usual descriptions of the
starting lineups. After announcing that
for Highland, Brittany and the other cheerleaders took to the field as the
opening lineup for Lawndale was announced.
As soon as it was time to announce the starting quarterback, the announcer
took on the usual tone of fake enthusiasm appropriate for such occasions:
"And, last but not least, here is your starting quarterback,
the one, the only, KEVIN THOMPSON!!!!!!!!!!"
Kevin got onto the field, and Brittany gave him a big hug and a
kiss. The crowd was going crazy.
"GO GET 'EM, KEVIN!!!!!!!!!!,"
Brittany said.
"I will, Cupcake!," Kevin replied.
The announcer continued:
"And now, ladies and gentlemen, would you please rise and direct
your attention to the fifty yard line as the band Mystik Spiral will play our
National Anthem."
Trent and Jesse--along with bassist Nicholas Campbell and drummer
Max Tyler--were all set in mid-field.
Jesse began to strum the guitar, and launched into a Jimi Hendrix-style
solo. Trent got up to the microphone
and began to sing:
"Oh, yeah, oh, oh say, oh say, can you see, man
By the dawn's early light
What so proudly we hailed
At the twilight's last gleaming."
Trent then gave a jagged guitar lick, with Jesse and Nicholas
keeping in tempo; Trent continued:
"Yeah, whose broad stripes and bright stars
Through the perilous fight (another screeching guitar lick from
Jesse)
O'er the ramparts we watched/Were so gallantly streaming."
The guitars went into overdrive, with Max pounding the drums
furiously.
"And the rocket's red glare," shrieked Trent
Trent suddenly gave a note-for-note rendition of Hendrix's guitar
burst at that point of the song, except this went on for five minutes.
"The bombs bursting in air," continued Trent.
Another five-minute guitar attack.
After that, Trent sang:
"Gave proof through the night
That our flag was still
there."
Suddenly, Jesse began to strum the opening bars of "Chopin's
Funeral March."
Trent went into his big finish:
"Oh, oh, oh say does that star spangled banner yet wave."
Another long screeching note from Jesse.
"O'er the land of the free. . .," Trent sand, and held
the last note for a few seconds.
Trent gave a long, screeching note on his guitar.
Trent finished with, "And the home of the brave."
All of a sudden, Trent and Jesse both crashed into a loud guitar
crescendo: "DUH, DUH, DUH, DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH,"
while at the same time Trent sang, "America! America! America! Land of the free, baby!" After that, Max ended the song by banging
twice a gong that had "A J. Arthur Rank Enterprise" written on
it. After that, Trent flashed a peace
sign, and said "Peace, dudes!"
At first, everyone just stood there in stone cold silence. Jane then began to clap. Slowly, everyone else began to clap as
well. Trent took a bow, as did the
other members of Mystik Spiral. They
left the field, with the applause still ringing through the stadium. Ms. Li smiled to herself and thought that
this was $1000 well spent.
There was a pause as the musical equipment was being cleared off
the field. Soon, both teams took to the
field. The captains for each team were
huddled around the referee for the coin toss.
"Mr. Mackenzie," the referee said, "As captain for
the home team, you will call the toss.
This coin I have is a real, honest-to-goodness replica of the infamous
Batman villain Two-Face's lucky two-faced coin; a double-obverse 1922 Peace
Dollar. You will either call 'Good side
up!' or 'Scarred side up!' Do you understand?"
"Why is that coin being used?," was all that Mack said.
"Don't sweat it son," the referee said, "this coin
was donated by one of the sponsors of the Lawndale football team, Lawndale
Comics and Anime on Sugarbush Avenue in the middle of downtown
Lawndale." Since he was wired to a
mike, everyone could hear him.
"Don't forget everyone, go there now for the big Sailor Moon
fan subbed video sale! All episodes ten
percent off! And we'll give you an
extra thirty percent off on the infamous episode where Sailor Jupiter brags
about the size of her breasts if you can correctly guess her bra size!"
"Ms. Li set you up to this as one of her money making
schemes, didn't she?," Mack asked.
"It only gets worse, son," the referee continued. "The stadium is now being called Surge
Cola Stadium!"
Mack groaned. "All
right, already!," he said resignedly; "I'll call 'Good side
up.'"
The referee flipped the coin, and it landed good side up.
"Good side up," the referee said; "Your team wins
the toss. Do you wish to kick or
receive?
"We'll receive," replied Mack.
"OK," said the referee; "good luck,
gentlemen."
Mack turned to Kevin and said, "Ms. Li has gone too far in
selling out our school!"
Highland kicked off the ball to open the game. Mack grabbed the ball, but only got as far
as the twelve yard line before he was tackled.
Kevin, Mack and the others now huddled around for the first play.
"Mack," Kevin said, "you fake out toward the right
and go for the long pass!"
"That's probably where they would expect us to try!,"
responded Mack.
"Hey, it'll work, trust me!," reassured Kevin.
They broke huddle and then Kevin called the play. Mack faked right and then zoomed to the
left. Kevin tried to make the pass, but
then two hulking Highland tackles lunged right for him, forcing Kevin to
retreat past his own goal line. In
desperation he tired to make the pass, but then he was tackled for the safety.
"And Highland grabs an early 2-0 lead by making a
safety!," said the PA announcer.
Brittany looked on and got disappointed. But then she got the cheerleaders going on one of their best
cheers:
"C'mon, Lawndale, roar, roar, roar! C'mon, Lawndale, roar, roar, roar!"
Meanwhile, Quinn and the other members of the Fashion Club were
selling their goodies. Unfortunately,
when they passed by Beavis and Butt-Head, those two acted up again.
"Uh, do you want to score with Beavis and me?,"
Butt-Head asked Sandi.
"Like, get away from me!," shrieked Sandi.
"Hey, here comes Diarrhea's sister! Let's hit up on her again!," Beavis said.
Quinn saw those two coming.
"If you even think of harassing me," she said,
"I'll have Jane beat up the both of you into a bloody pulp!"
"Did you hear that, Beavis," Butt-Head said, "she
wants to make up popes!"
"Will I get to wear that funny pointed hat and all
that?," asked Beavis.
"I said, 'PULP,' not 'POPE!!!!!!!!!!!,'",
shrieked Quinn.
"Hey, Butt-Head," Beavis said, "Do you ever noticed
the similarities between Quinn and that chick Gabrielle from 'Xena: Warrior Princess'?"
"Yeah," replied Butt-Head, "they're both dirty
blondes, they both have bare midriffs and they both have big hooters!"
They began their hideous laughter.
"Score with us, Quinn!," Beavis said.
"Yeah, score with us!," added Butt-Head.
"JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE!!!!!!!!!,"
screamed Quinn.
Jane was there at a moment's notice. She got the both of them and kicked their asses real good.
"Next time, you'll be in the hospital!," Jane warned.
Beavis and Butt-Head were bruised up.
"Hey, Butt-Head, does it hurt?," Beavis wanted to know.
"Only when I laugh, Beavis," replied Butt-Head; he began
to laugh, then began to howl, "OWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!"
While all that was going on, Highland scored a touchdown; with the
two-point conversion, the score was now
10-0 in their favor.
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Meanwhile, the JAL plane was now pretty close to Lawndale. Ami has just closed the emergency door and made
her way to the cockpit. She was hoping
to contact the nearest airport, but then she noticed that after Akbar told the
press about his hijacking the plane, he had also shot out the radio. This was only going to make the task of
getting the plane down safely that much more difficult. But she noticed an even bigger concern: the plane was critically low on fuel.
Ami raced out of the cockpit and got to the flight attendant, who
was now topless since the force of the air rushing in from the emergency door
ripped off what was left of her bra.
"Miss, you've got to tell the passengers to prepare for an
emergency landing!," Ami said.
"We're going to crash, aren't we?," the flight attendant
asked.
"Perhaps we will," said Ami, "but right now we
don't have many options left. Our fuel
is almost exhausted."
On that note, the flight attendant instructed everyone to prepare
for a emergency crash landing. Ami then
grabbed a piece of carry-on luggage she had and gave the flight attendant a blouse
of hers to wear ; luckily, they had the same blouse size, though they didn't
have the same bra size.
Everyone on board thought that this was going to be the end.
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As was custom in Japan, the funeral was conducted by Buddhist
rites; almost all of them were, since there are few Christians in the nation,
and Shinto took a rather dim view of the afterlife.
The Buddhist monk officiating the ceremonies was a friend of Rei's
grandfather; at one time he was himself a Shinto priest.
"We mourn for the death of this great man," began the
monk; "but we must remember that now he goes to be with Buddha in Nirvana,
to a far greater place than this troublesome world. His death was utterly meaningless, but he will now find the
ultimate meaning to life, the Universe, and everything. Farewell, my brother in the faith."
He then scattered flower petals into the grave, followed by all
those in attendance. All of the Sailor
Senshi and Daria were present. Except
for Rei, they were wearing the usual Western black mourning clothes; Rei was
wearing her miko's outfit. She
laid into the grave besides petals one of her "demon banishment
scrolls". Daria didn't have a
simple black dress to wear and had to buy one from a store in the Ginza; it was
one of those drop-dead minidresses and she was also suckered into buying a pair
of those dark brown stockings that seem to go well with such a dress and a pair
of high heels. Already they were murder
on her feet. "Whoever invented
high heel shoes must have been a guy;" she began to say; "he should
have been strung up the nearest
tree."
Rei, after she left the grave, collapsed into tear; Usagi and
Mamoru both hugged her. Daria stood by
and watched.
"I've lost everything that gave meaning to my life: my grandfather, the shrine, ,my peace of
mind!"
"You still have Yuuichirou and your crows," Usagi
replied, "and you still have us."
"You can stay with me until they rebuild the shrine,"
Mamoru offered.
Rei cried bitterly.
Suddenly, she left their embrace, grabbed a samurai sword that was
hidden beneath her hakama and looked like she was going to commit seppuku;
women usually did that by stabbing the sword through the throat, and not by
slitting the belly like men did.
"REI, NO!!!!!!!!!!", everyone shouted.
"No,
I will not commit seppuku. However, I
call upon Amaterasu-Omikami herself to witness my vows. I will not rest until the person responsible
for killing my grandfather is finally brought to justice. Either this blade will go through the
heinous person's heart, or it will go through my own throat. I will avenge your death, Grandpa, and I
know you will not rest until I have done so!
I have sworn!"
Everyone left the cemetery chilled to the bones. Somehow, Daria had this mental image in her
head of a hand emerging from a pool of blood, setting out letters that spelled
out the word "CHILLER" and then sinking back into the pool of blood
while an eerie voice said "CHILLER!!!!!!!!!!" Somehow this seemed sickeningly appropriate.
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Everyone had gone to Mamoru's apartment for the post-funeral
reception. Rei didn't have any other
living relatives other than her estranged father, who she hadn't spoken to in
years. She left him because she held
him responsible for the death of her mother; they were driving back from a
party and he was drunk; they crashed into a tree, killing her instantly. It was after that incident that Rei left him
and went to Sendai Hill Shrine, ran by her now late maternal grandfather. There were some old friends of his and some
students that Rei recognized from her junior high school days. Then there were everyone else's friends and
family. Kenji, Usagi's father, went up
to Rei.
"I am so sorry about what happened," Kenji said.
"Grandpa was such a beloved man," answered Rei. "He will be sorely missed."
Kenji then recognized Daria.
"There you are, Daria, he said; "I didn't notice you
without the combat fatigues you usually wear.
I have to admit with that dress on, you almost look human."
"Frankly, formal wear like this isn't my style," Daria
answered him; "I once wore this bare-shouldered dress to a wedding since I
was going to be the bridesmaid, and I didn't like it."
Kenji said, "Actually, I thought you were more the person who
likes to wear slacks or combat pants, but you always wear that same drab olive
jacket, orange shirt, black knee-length skirt and combat boots."; Kenji
had seen Daria a couple of times since she came over, mainly when she stopped
by Usagi's house for dinner a couple of times.
"OK, OK, I'll let you in on a little secret," confessed
Daria; "I've actually got better‑looking legs that my sister, Quinn,
but don't tell her about it because then she'll probably steal every skirt I
own."
"What about your sister, anyway?," Kenji wanted to know.
"She's the vice-president of my hometown high school's
Fashion Club," began Daria.
"She kind of looks like Gabrielle from Xena: Warrior Princess because she likes to
wear shirts that leave her midriff bare and also has almost the same hair color
and hairstyle. She's a complete
airhead." With that, Daria broke
into a rare smile. Somehow, with
Usagi's parents, she felt at ease with them, because at least they knew what
they were doing. Back home, her father
was so wishy-washy and her mother was so domineering.
Ikuko joined her husband.
"There you are, dear," she said. "You should try this clam dip; I hear
that Mamoru made this himself and it's pretty good."
"Later, dear," Kenji said.
Daria took a good look at herself in a nearby mirror. She had to admit that she didn't ever look as
beautiful as she did now. What she
really wanted to do was to fantasize how'd she look like in one of those
armored bikinis like some of those heroines she had been seeing in anime since
she came over. The day after she
arrived here, Ami and she watched "Leda:
The Fantastic Adventure of Yohko" on video, and Daria thought that
Yohko's outfit was rather cool, if a bit sexist. That was the type of outfit she wished she wore, and not that
frumpy seirafuku she had now as Sailor Mercury. Ami said that "Leda" was one of her favorite anime of
all time, and admitted that she was an "otaku", or fan of anime
herself. She thought back to what they
were doing after they saw the film.
They were in their bedclothes, and were gossiping in Ami's room.
"I really like Yohko, she's a woman who's true to herself despite
the fact that she's an innocent woman trapped in a situation not of her own
making," Ami said.
"Well," Daria replied, "I thought it was a bit
derivative of "Red Sonja" and "Xena", but otherwise it was OK. I just wish she didn't dote on that guy so
much. She's got to realize that she can
stand up on her own two feet without any guy's help."
"Are you a feminist?," asked Ami.
"Yes;" replied Daria; "I got it from my mother, as
well as my science teacher, Ms. Barch.
That last person is a real hoot.
I swear every time in class, she says that 'All men are scum!'"
Ami got a good laugh over that.
"What's so funny?," Daria wanted to know.
"It's just that your science teacher seems to write off men
so easily," replied Ami. "In
Japan there's really no such problems like that."
"Really, then why are women still treated the way they
are?," demanded Daria.
Ami responded, "Oh, I guess you keep hearing the reports
about how men are so aloof and treat women like property. But did you know how much power real
Japanese housewives have?"
"How much?," asked Daria.
"Enough to make any grown man cry in his sake!," giggled
Ami.
Somehow, after the description that Ami gave about how wives made
men stick to a little stipend from their salaries and controlled many aspects
of their children's education, Daria broke into the biggest smile she ever
had. But then she asked if that was the
case, them why become a doctor.
"My mother's a doctor," began Ami, "and her father before
that. She told me how Grandpa was a
doctor tending to the wounded during the war.
It was pretty brutal business, especially toward the end. After the war, he set up a private practice,
and encouraged my mother to take up the practice, since she was an only child
and someone had to carry on the business.
At first she was hesitant, but then she met one person who changed her
life."
"Who?," Daria wanted to know.
Ami's
answer was surprising:
"Dr. Tezuka Osamu. I
guess you know him from his works Tetsuwan Atom and Jungle Taitei".
"You mean to tell me that the man who created Astro Boy
and Kimba the White Lion was a doctor?"
"Yes," Ami continued, "and he told my mother that there
was no nobler profession than that of helping your fellow man in his time of
need. My mother then decided that being
a doctor was a worthwhile goal."
"I'm impressed, "said a very impressed Daria; she was
not one who was easily impressed.
"My father, who's an artist, also thinks I should pursue an
artistic career on the side," continued Ami.
"If you ever visit Lawndale," Daria said, "you
should check out my friend Jane Lane; she's an aspiring artist. Hell, her whole family is. Except her brother, Trent; he's a rock
musician."
"Daria," Ami asked, "you looked a bit embarrassed
when you mentioned him. Are you in love
with him?"
"I'll admit that I am," confessed Daria. "It's kind of like the situation with
Usagi and Mamoru. I just can't seem to
get the words out, like he knows that I'm there, but he just doesn't seem to
know."
"Does he call you 'Dumpling-Head' at times?," inquired
Ami.
"No, nothing insulting like that," said Daria. "Hell, he doesn't have an insulting
bone in his body. He's just a bit
spacey, that's the major flaw in his character."
Ami got a good laugh over that.
"You know, Daria, you're different," replied Ami;
"You're really honest about yourself and about other people."
"Well, I like to tell it like it is," said Daria.
Ami then added, "Daria, one of these days I will visit
Lawndale and see all your friends and family."
"I guarantee you won't have a dull moment there,"
assured Daria.
Daria's train of thought was interrupted when someone turned on
the TV. The NHK announcer was
delivering the nightly news, and there was one interesting matter:
"Tokyo-to Governor Nagai Kenji now has a commanding lead over
his opponents in the latest NHK/Yorimuri Shimbun poll. Nagai, the Komeito candidate for the empty
seat for Tokyo-to in the House of Representatives, now has a fifty-five percent approval rating as opposed to his
Liberal Democratic, Socialist, Social Democratic and Communist opponents. Nagai's portraying himself as a "law
and order" candidate as well as a reformer seems to have struck a chord
with voters who are gravely concerned over the recent crises that have seem to
hit Japan like a typhoon. As for the
Neo-Zero crisis, NHK will continue to update that situation as conditions
warrant."
The sun was setting now over Tokyo. Daria had a strange feeling that she wanted to be anywhere else
right now than here. She excused
herself from the reception and went back to Ami's house. There she decided to go to bed. For some strange reason she decided to wear
Ami's football jersey nightshirt. As
she fell asleep, a strange dream began to unfold. . .
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The repairs to the Neo-Zero were taking longer than expected. Yoriko was clearly showing her impatience
with the whole affair.
"I want that engine repaired in the next fifteen minutes or
heads will roll!," Yoriko shrieked.
Dr. Vander Helffen sensed Yoriko's frustrations and went to her.
"All will be ready in good time," he said.
"Dr. Vander Helffen," Yoriko yelled, "I will not
rest until that traitor Ryu and the Solar Warrior are both dead!"
"Yoriko, you are beginning to lose sight of the goal,"
warned Dr. Vander Helffen. "We are
to take over the nation first; later we will deal with those who have opposed
us."
"That may be your way, but it is not mine!," said
Yoriko. "And you better have more
of the Hi no Tori pills for me soon or I will take matters into my own
hands!" With that, she stormed out
again.
Dr. Vander Helffen realized that soon he might have to take
matters into his own hands as well.
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Daria had the sensation that the alarm had went off, but she had
just fallen asleep. She looked at the
alarm and realized that she was running late for school.
"AAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
I'm late for school! First
day! I'm late!," she shrieked.
Then, it seemed that she took off her nightshirt and ran for the
closet--wearing nothing but her panties--to grab a bra. But when she got to the closet, she fell
through it and was falling deep, deep, into a hole. When she landed, it looked like she was in the middle of a
bombed-out area.
"Great," said Daria in her usual deadpan manner;
"here I am virtually naked, everyone can see how small-breasted I am, and
I'm in the middle of a war zone. Right
now, I bet some Huns are going to swoop out of nowhere and grab me."
Just as she said, some Huns swooped out of nowhere and grabbed
her. but just then, someone was
standing in their path.
"Ne'er-do-well'ers!," the man said, "I am the Solar Warrior, servant to
Amaterasu-Omakami, Goddess of the Sun!
In the name of the Sun, you will be judged!"
Then he spread out his hands and the power began to glow in the
discs in each hand.
"SOLAR FLARE DISCHARGE ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!,"
the Solar Warrior yelled.
The solar flares streamed from his hands and burned the Huns to a
crisp; Daria, however, was not injured.
The Solar Warrior approached her.
"This is kind of a bad time to see me, since I'm naked,"
Daria said.
But the Solar Warrior, it seemed, summoned some solar energy and
dressed her up in a seirafuku.
"Do not be afraid of me, Daria," he said; "I will protect
you from all harm." He seemed to
draw closer. They were on the verge of
kissing each other. They kissed, but
then Daria was wrenched awake by someone shaking her shoulder.
"Daria, get up! We
have to go to SDF HQ on the double!," said a voice.
It was Minako, and she looked like she went through Hell
herself. She wasn't even in her Sailor
Venus seirafuku but instead was wearing a green T-shirt and blue jeans. Her eyes had black bags under them for lack
of sleep, and her hair was a bit disheveled.
"Minako, you interrupted me in the middle of the best dream
I've ever had for this?," said Daria rather groggily
"Sorry, but this is urgent!," replied Minako.
"Now I know how Samuel Taylor Colleridge must have felt when
that insurance salesman interrupted him
right in the middle of writing 'Kubla Kahn'," sneered Daria. She flung on a black T-shirt and blue jeans, the same outfit she wore while on
her ill-fated trip to Alternapalooza.
Somehow the irony wasn't lost on her.
It was a weird dream. She never
had such intense feelings for a guy before in her life. But her heart belonged to Trent, and she
could never tell the Solar Warrior how much she cared for him. Daria was soon on her way to SDF HQ.
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The FAA facility near Lawndale International Airport was a pretty
critical facility; its radar could cover a six state area. So there was concern when an aircraft
appeared out of nowhere on the screen.
One of the air traffic controllers immediately spotted that it was the
hijacked JAL flight.
"Oh, my god! The
hijacker is bringing the JAL plane here!," he spewed out as soon as he
realized where it was going.
Everyone was now in a state of panic. The plane was nearing Lawndale.
Since word that the attempt to stop the plane failed since the task
force based in Japan was not dispatched due to the Neo-Zero hijacking, everyone
was shuddering to think where the plane would eventually wind up in. It was heading for Lawndale. Phone calls were made to the White House,
the Pentagon and to the nearest USAF base.
Hell had come to Lawndale, and it was on board a Boeing 747.
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Right now, at 25,000 feet, all that Ami could think about was that
fuel was now almost exhausted. The
needle crept up to "E".
The flight attendant came into the cockpit.
"Everyone is ready for an emergency landing," she said.
Ami then said, "You've got to tell me how I can keep this
plane level enough to make a belly landing."
"You'll have to grab the stick and keep it level,"
instructed the flight attendant; " But first you'll have to disengage the
auto pilot."
The flight attendant went over to the auto pilot and deactivated
it. Now the needle was right on
"E". The engines were still
running, but within a few seconds, they began to grind to a halt. Ami could see Lawndale right in front of
her, and saw that the plane was going to head right for a football
stadium. The plane began to fall down,
nose first, and Ami and the others were thrown violently toward the front. Ami grabbed the stick and tried to keep the
plane level. Somehow, the plane was
fighting her, though.
"If I don't survive this, let the rest of the Sailor Senshi
avenge my death!," said Ami to herself.
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Things were not going too good for Lawndale; they were now
trailing 24-7. Kevin had just fumbled
the ball and was now getting a good chewing out from Mack.
"Kevin, you idiot, you're giving the game to Highland on a
silver platter!," shrieked Mack.
Kevin shot back, "Give me a break, Mack! I'm under a lot of pressure!"
"If we don't win this game," warned Mack, "we might
as well write off any hopes of winning the conference title, and perhaps even
the state playoffs!"
While that was going on, Beavis and Butt-Head made one more
attempt to score on Quinn.
"Hey, Quinn, let's blow this game! It sucks! Go back to our
place and let's score!", Beavis said.
"If you don't leave me alone, I'm going to do something
drastic!," screamed Quinn.
Just then, everyone heard a loud "WHOOSH!!!!!!!!!!" Suddenly, the JAL 747 fell out of the
sky. It seemed to be stable, but then
it was too close to the stadium; it flew by it, and grazed a set of lights. The tower fell down. Everyone ran in panic.
"WHOA!!!!!!!!!! I think there're filming
Black Sunday II!", Butt-Head said.
"Wait a minute, dillweed!
Black Sunday was about a blimp!", Beavis replied.
"No, assmunch!," shot back Butt-Head. "That was The Hindenburger or
something like that!"
"I'll blow up your blimp, asswipe!," warned Beavis.
"Go ahead and try,
Beavis!," dared Butt-Head.
They got into a fistfight.
Quinn tried to get away but those two saw her go, then broke off their
fight and went after her. Quinn ran
screaming.
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Ami tried her best to keep the plane level, but hitting the
stadium lights didn't help matters. The
plane was almost on the ground now. Ami
tried to concentrate, but it was no use; the stick was still fighting her.
"Pull up! Pull
up!," the flight attendant screamed.
"WE'RE GOING TO CRASH!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!"
The plane hit the ground like a lead balloon. It bounced and broke into several pieces
before finally coming to rest. Ami saw
the flight attendant crash through the windshield and into a tree, killing her
instantly. Ami conked her head against
the stick and began to black out.
"Not now, not now. . . . .," she said, then lapsed into
unconsciousness.
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Anthony Corlew saw what happened, and took it for a sign.
"ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!", he roared. Now the Lawndale Militia raced forward and
the various troops stormed City Hall, the Police Station and the
Courthouse. Soon enough, since there
was only token resistance, they had taken over all three buildings.
Anthony boldly entered the Mayor's office, sat down in the chair,
and propped his feet on his desk.
"Gentlemen, at long last, Lawndale is ours!," he said in
triumph.
It was the bleakest hour in Lawndale's history.
Data 8: Ami
Joins the Free Lawndalers
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hen
Ami came to, she could see in the haze that wreckage was strewn
everywhere. She was feeling
groggy. There were flames everywhere,
since there was some flammable material on board, and the smell of burning
flesh was everywhere. Ami though her
eyes were playing tricks on her when she thought she saw two familiar
faces. She began to speak, though she
still was a bit groggy-headed:
"Usagi-chan, Mamoru, is that you? And if it is, why are you in that ridiculous cheerleading
uniform, Usagi-chan, and why is Mamoru dressed up like a American rules
football player?"
"I don't know what you're talking about," Brittany
said. "My name is Brittany Taylor,
head cheerleader at Lawndale High; this is my boyfriend, Kevin Thompson, star
quarterback for our team." She was
twirling her hair again.
Ami was now getting used to her surroundings. The moans of the injured and dying could be
heard everywhere. The wreckage was
scattered for about several hundred feet.
At least the plane managed to avoid the football field.
Ami now began to ask questions:
"Where am I?"
"You're in Lawndale," Kevin responded.
"Are there any casualties?," Ami wanted to know.
"We saw a lot of icky dead bodies around here! EWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!,"
Brittany responded.
Ami could see that there was a lot of carnage around. It was sickening. Ami felt like she wanted to throw up. She staggered, not noticing that she had a big gash on her head,
the result of the tiara she wore cutting into her forehead when it hit the control
stick. The blood was dripping all over
her seirafuku. It was like something
out of a nightmare, except this was for real.
At least Akbar had been thrown out of the plane along with his nuclear
device before it went off. That would
have made matters infinitely worse. Ami
began to count the small blessings right now.
"I only hope that word gets out that I'm OK to my friends
back in Japan", she said. She now
saw the damage to herself. The blouse
of her seirafuku was ripped, and part of her bra beneath that was ripped off,
exposing her left breast. Her miniskirt
was also tattered, and her boots were scuffed.
Ami needed some attention.
"We've got to have a doctor check you out!," Kevin
stated.
"OK by me," Ami replied. Ami was so overwhelmed by what she saw that she began to
cry. She was going to Germany so she
could become a doctor and help end people's suffering, but now she needed some
of that attention herself. Somehow, she
thought she saw a vision of Amaterasu-Omikami before her. She began to speak some words or
encouragement to her:
"My child, be strong.
The world is in peril, but you and your friends will prevail. Thus have I sworn!' The vision seemed to dissolve.
"Amaterasu-Omakami!," Ami cried out; "Don't leave
me in my time of need!" She
stretched her arms out to the vision, which had now completely vanished.
Ami collapsed and began to cry furiously.
Brittany herself was now on the verge of tears. She hugged Kevin.
"Why us? Why our
community? Why now?," she sobbed.
"I wish I knew the answers, Brittany," was all that
Kevin could say.
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The football field was all in confusion now. Everyone was on the field, tending to
whoever they could find alive. Mr.
DeMartino went to Ms. Li and spoke to her rather harshly:
"I hope you're goddamn satisfied! You went ahead with the game and we just became the target of an
international terrorist! I will report
this matter to the State Education Department!"
"If you do that," Ms. Li warned, "I'll see to it that you never work in
this state as a teacher ever again!
Hell, I'll make sure you can't work in this entire country as a teacher
ever again! The only way you'll ever
get a job teaching is in some straw hut in Burkina Faso as part of the Peace
Corps!"
Mr. DeMartino couldn't hold his anger against her back any
longer. His right eye bulged out and he
yelled:
"Angela
Li, you are nothing but a greedy, egotistical bitch!"
With that, he huffed out of the area.
Timothy O'Neill, the English teacher, was tending to someone who
just went to cardiac arrest. He was
performing CPR. A doctor checked the
person over.
"I'm sorry, but we've lost him," the doctor said.
Mr. O'Neill stood there, the life drained out of him. He began to
weep.
Jane and Quinn were tending to someone who had a broken leg. Quinn took some wooden boards that were
laying on the side while Jane took her jacket off, ripped it up and used the
strips to bind the boards to the leg.
Soon enough he was taken to Lawndale Hospital.
In all the commotion no one noticed when a group of Lawndale
Militia soldiers approached the football field. Anthony stood in front of the troops.
"Now, people, we've got the town!," he announced. "Now, let's take its people!" With that they stormed into the facility,
guns blazing. The charging troops lead
to mass panic everywhere.
In the confusion, Jane and Quinn were separated. Jane lost track of where Quinn was. Quinn was being jostled by the crowd. Then, suddenly, an arm jerked her out of the
crowd.
"Jane, am I glad to see you!," Quinn began to say, but
then she saw who yanked her, and heard the hideous laughter. Quinn screamed as Beavis began to grope her
breasts while Butt-Head grabber her
legs. Those two picked her up and
carried her off.
"I'm gonna go home and spank my monkey!," Beavis said.
"Yeah, then we're going to score!," Butt-Head added.
Ami, Brittany and Kevin saw what was going on from a few feet
away.
"Oh, my god! Beavis
and Butt-Head just kidnapped Quinn!," Brittany shrieked.
Ami saw what was going on, and tried to summon whatever energy she
had left to use her Shabon Spray, but the exertion was too much. She began to black out.
Mr. DeMartino saw what was going on. "Everyone who can, retreat to the school!," he shouted.
Many people did. The whole
area was becoming a mob scene. Chaos
was now ruling Lawndale.
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Beavis and Butt-Head had arrived at the bus stop with Quinn. Quinn was pleading with her captors:
"Please let me go!
I'll do anything you want! My parents
are loaded! They'll pay you any ransom
you want!"
"Shut up, bitch!," Beavis snapped at her. "We're going to score with you, and
you'll just lay back and enjoy it! I'm
getting a stiffie just thinking about it!
HEH-HEH-HEH-HEH-HEH-HEH-HEH-HEH-HEH-HEH-HEH-HEH!!!!!!!!!!"
Butt-Head joined in with his "UH-HUH-HUH-HUH-HUH-HUH-HUH-HUH-HUH-HUH-HUH-HUH-HUH-HUH!!!!!!!!!!"
The bus pulled up to the stop.
Quinn screamed for help. Beavis,
however, got on board, kicked off the driver, and let Butt-Head and Quinn
in. Beavis took over driving the bus,
which was empty. Butt-Head undid
Quinn's bra and used it as a gag.
"Man, you've got big hooters!," Butt-Head said as he
looked underneath Quinn's shirt. Quinn
slapped him.
"OWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!! You bitch!
Why'd you do that? I was just
complimenting you!"
Beavis drove live a demon all the way back to Highland.
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Lawndale High now had the air of a M*A*S*H unit. The injured were everywhere. Doctors and nurses were taking care of
them. At the auditorium, all those who
were able were gathered. Ami had her
injuries tended to, and now was feeling a bit better. Mr. DeMartino was on stage, and he had a TV set on. The news was grim. The Lawndale Militia now had control of the entire town, and all
but forty-five passengers had died in the crash, and the death toll was
mounting. Bobbie Baptistia on CNN
stated that the militia had seized the mayor, the police chief and the city
judge. Things were grim outside as
well: The report of the Neo-Zero theft
and the subsequent bombing of Tokyo were given just a much coverage. Ami went into shock when she heard that.
"My friends! Who
knows if they're all right?," Ami wondered.
Jane was also worried, since Daria was over there.
"Good god!," she said, "I hope Daria is all
right!"
Ami turned around and saw Jane.
"Jane Lane, right?," she asked.
Jane was stunned; "Yeah, how did you know?," she asked.
Ami replied, "I'm Mizuno Ami, Daria's friend." Right now was not the time to beat around
the bush about her secret identity as Sailor Mercury; besides, they had taken
off her clothes when they tended to her injuries and gave her a Lawndale High
T-shirt and blue jeans to wear.
"You're the one who asked Daria over to Japan!," Jane
continued. "How did you wind up
here, and what's happened to Daria?"
"It's a complicated story," Ami began. "And I don't know anything about this
Neo-Zero business. I didn't have
anything to do with the JAL plane being hijacked, either, in case you were
wondering about that."
Jane took a close look at Ami.
Somehow she could sense the spiritual affinity that she shared with
Daria. Daria and Jane, after all, were
the least liked in school, and it seemed that Ami seemed to be in that same
category, or at least she had suffered some hardships.
"Ami, you're not telling me the whole story here," Jane
shot back. "What's happening
here? What's happening to all of
us?"
Ami looked deep into Jane's blue eyes. She could sense that Jane really valued Daria even if the rest of
the school didn't.
"How long have you known each other?," she asked her.
"Ever since we met in kindergarten," Jane replied;
"My family moved here from Highland after second grade, but then Daria
moved here a couple of years back. Not
only that, she's got a crush on my brother Trent."
Suddenly, Ami could see deep into Jane's soul. She could see Daria and Trent. She could see them about to kiss, but it
seemed that suddenly Queen Beryl came out of nowhere and snatched Trent from
Daria. "This isn't right!,"
she said, and began to black out.
"It must be the medicine they gave you," Jane told her;
"It's probably playing tricks on your brain."
Ami felt that had to be it.
She remembered that it was Endymion who was taken away from Princess
Serenity, not Trent from Daria. but
somehow the shock of everything was taking its toll on her. She collapsed.
"Ami, Ami, are you OK?," yelled Jane, shaking Ami.
Nothing was OK for her.
She seemed to have been transported into the middle of a raging
sea. She was now nude. Suddenly, it seemed every enemy the Sailor
Senshi ever faced swarmed out of nowhere.
"Now we will have our revenge!," roared Kunzite, and it
seemed he had a long dagger that he flung right at Ami. Ami dodged it, only to bump up right against
Ann.
"I never got to kiss Mamoru, and it's all your fault!,"
she yelled.
With that, it seemed Ann drew out a red-hot poker and stuck it
right across Ami's abdomen. Ami seemed
to be screaming in agony.
Sailor Galaxia came out of nowhere and seemed to rip open the
heavens and the earth. Ami seemed to be
sucked into a black hole. When she hit
bottom, she seemed to be in an area that was completely dark. She was now clad in her Sailor Mercury
seirafuku. Suddenly, strong, intense
shafts of light appeared, and the rest of the Sailor Senshi stood there, with
scowls on their faces. Not only that,
but it seemed that Tuxedo Mask and Moonlight Knight were there as well, along
with many of her other friends.
"Grandpa is dead now because you wanted to go to
Germany!" Rei seemed to scream.
Then she brandished a demon banishment scroll and shrieked "AKURYO
TAISAN!!!!!!!!!!" in the loudest voice possible as she flung
the scroll at Ami.
"I think you had plenty to do with Mamoru breaking up with me
five years ago after Chibi-Usa arrived," Usagi said. "For that, you will pay! MOON PRINCESS HALATION!!!!!!!!!!!" Ami seemed to be screaming in agony.
"You're the real 'Dumpling Head' around here! You abandoned us! You betrayed us!," Tuxedo Mask said as he flung a rose dart.
Everyone was yelling over and over again, "COWARD!!!!!!!!!! TRAITOR!!!!!!!!!! SPINELESS COWARD!!!!!!!!!!"
The voices seemed to be going on and on and on and on. . .
Finally, Ami couldn't take it any more, and began screaming,
"MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!!!!
PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!!!!"
Suddenly, a bright red flash ripped Ami back to reality. It seemed that Mr. DeMartino slapped her
across the face to calm her down.
"Sorry, kid, but I had to do that to calm you down," he
began. The TV was turned off now, and
he went back to the stage. It seemed
that he was going to make a speech.
"I knew that the day would come," he began, with his
right eye once again bulging out, "that something like this was going to
happen. Mr. Corlew and his associates
in the Lawndale Militia had been plotting to overthrow the local government for
some time now. But I was not going to
stand idly by and let them get away with it!
NO!!!!!!!!!!! NOT I,
ANTHONY DEMARTINO!!!!!!!!!!
I was prepared for this!"
He paused to draw the curtains of the stage, and it seemed that a
whole stockpile of weaponry was right behind him. He continued:
"Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I prepared for this very
moment! I managed to get some weapons
stockpiled myself so I can raise my own little group and take back this
town! From here on end, you are all
part of the Lawndale Resistance Movement, or the Free Lawndalers for
short. It is a shame that those who
wish to subvert everything this nation stands for bully and intimidate the
silent majority who stand by our democratic institutions. These so-called right wing militias and
taxpayers groups are really wolves in sheep's' clothing. They claim they want to restore
'constitutional government' but in reality want to install a fascist
dictatorship that would exterminate the poor, the elderly, minorities and the
disabled. Is this what our Founding
Fathers wanted when they established our nation? I tell you loud and I tell you clearly: NO! If we just stand by
while the Anthony Corlews and the Timothy McVeighs and the Bob Schulzes of this
nation try to subvert the principles of equal rights and equal justice, then we
have truly lost the battle. These
Neo-Nazis must be stopped, for as the old Latin saying goes, 'Quis custodiet
ipsos custodes?'--'Who watches the watchmen?'"
Mr. DeMartino paused and went up to Ami.
"Young lady," he told her, "I sense that you seem
to have abilities far greater than any of us here. We could use them in our battle.
Will you join us in repelling the Lawndale Militia from here?"
Ami was too groggy to say
"No."
"All right, I will," she replied.
"Very well, then," Mr. DeMartino replied. "We will move out at once and retake
this town from the enemy!" Soon
everyone received weapons and began to move out. The battle to retake Lawndale had begun.
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Beavis, Butt-Head and Quinn had arrived back at Highland. The two boys opened the door to their
crumbling house and threw Quinn like a sack of potatoes into a closet, which
they promptly locked up.
Quinn could hear them through the keyhole:
"Yeah, we've got Diarrhea's sister now, Beavis!,"
shrieked Butt-Head.
"Yeah, cool!," replied Beavis, then went into his "HEH-HEH-HEH-HEH-HEH!!!!!!!!!!"
Butt-Head then said, "I'm going to score with her
first!"
"No, dillweed!," said an angry Beavis; "I'm gonna
score with her first!"
"No, I am!," roared Butt-Head.
Beavis yelled back, "No, I am!"
"I'll kick you ass, Beavis!," butt-Head warned.
"Go ahead and try, Butt-Head!," dared Beavis.
They began another fistfight.
Quinn could hear it going on.
Somehow, uncalled, a memory flitted up to the surface of her mind. It was a couple of years ago, when she and
Daria were still living here. They were
going down the street when Beavis and Butt-Head approached. They began that sickening chant they made
when they saw Daria:
"DIARRHEA, CHA-CHA-CHA!!!!!!!!!! DIARRHEA, CHA-CHA-CHA!!!!!!!!!! DIARRHEA, CHA-CHA-CHA!!!!!!!!!!"
"Uh, Diarrhea, is your sister available?," Butt-Head
asked.
"No, she's not, you little perverts!," said Daria
sternly. "Leave us alone!"
"But we want to score with her!," Beavis said.
They then made a grab for her, grabbing her by the legs (she was
back then wearing that stupid red miniskirt, the same one she tried to seduce Kevin
with) and her breasts. Daria then got
real mad, and kicked the both of them in the crotch. They were sent howling.
Quinn ran screaming to her sister, crying and saying things like
"Thanks for saving me" and all that.
Somehow there were unconfirmed reports that later that day Beavis
and Butt-Head were setting off firecrackers and had thrown an M-80 into a dirt
pile. It went off and apparently a kid
in an orange hooded parka--who apparently was with his classmates from an
elementary school in Colorado on a field trip-- was blown to pieces. Somewhere in the distance, the rumors went,
a kid in a hunting hat was to have said:
"Oh, my god! They killed
Kenny! Those bastards! "
Somehow, to Quinn, this wasn't interesting right now. She began to cry uncontrollably. She was the most afraid in her entire life.
"If only Daria was here, she'd save me from this mess!,"
she sobbed.
If she only knew then just how her wish would be granted. . .
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Back at the Kuriles, the repairs to the Neo-Zero were now
complete. A fresh batch of
Neo-Sidewinders was loaded and ready to go.
Yoriko was ready to fly once again.
But there was some unfinished business to attend to first with Dr.
Vander Helffen.
"I'm warning you, Dr. Vander Helffen," Yoriko began,
"if you don't make a fresh batch of Hi no Tori pills for me soon,
there will be Hell to pay!"
"I will make more, I promise!," he reassured her.
Yoriko replied, "You'd better or else--"
She made a cutting motion across her throat.
With that, she climbed back into the cockpit and taxied down the
runway. Son she was flying again.
Dr. Vander Helffen turned to two ninja spies and said, "Prepare
the Iron Cross armor for me. I have a
feeling that I will need it."
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Tokyo was in a state of siege.
The air raid sirens were going off again.
At SDF Headquarters, the Sailor Senshi were preparing for the next
round. Daria approached Brian
Mackenzie.
"You wouldn't have a cousin named Michael Jordan Mackenzie
back at Lawndale, do you?," she asked him.
"As a matter of fact, I do," replied Brian.
"I know him," said Daria; "we're classmates at the
high school."
"How is Mike doing these days?," Brian asked.
"OK, hopefully," was Daria's reply.
But there was bad news about to be delivered from an NHK reporter:
"This is just in from our international desk. A double tragedy has struck the American
community of Lawndale. First, it seems
that the hijacked JAL flight from Tokyo to Berlin has crashed in that
town. Further, it is now confirmed that
a right wing militia group calling itself the Lawndale Militia had now taken
over the town. We don't have any
casualty reports for either disaster as of this time, but NHK will keep on top
of these rapidly unfolding events as they develop!"
All of the Sailor Senshi were in shock. Ami was on that flight, and she may be seriously injured, perhaps
even dead.
Sailor Moon was the first to speak:
"I know that this is a blow right now, and Ami's whereabouts
are unknown, but we must concentrate on the matters in hand here. If Ami is indeed killed, then let this
battle be dedicated to her memory. We
swear that we will avenge whatever has happened to her on our own lives. Now, let's prepare for the next attack."
Daria stood there in shock.
For the first time in her life, she was genuinely worried for her
family. Her mother may be domineering,
her father a nebbish and her sister an airhead, but deep down inside, where
most times she didn't want to admit it, she really did care for them. Daria seemed to let a stray tear fall from
her face. Sailor Neptune noticed it.
"Are you all right, Daria?," she asked her.
Daria
replied, "I'm fine, really."
But right now she was fighting an inner tempest of raging emotions like
she had never faced before. And God
only knew how all this would sort itself out in the end.
Data 9: The
Neo-Zero Attacks!
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he
Neo-Zero was beginning its next round of attacks. First, Yoriko decided to destroy a couple of SDF/USAF bases in
Chiba-ken. Yoriko approached the control
tower and fired a Neo-Sidewinder at it, destroying it. She then blew up some fuel tanks, causing a
devastating inferno to engulf the entire base.
She did the same thing with several other bases along her way. She then set a course for Tokyo.
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Tokyo was now a maddening sea of panicked citizens. Everyone was running like the King of the
Monsters himself, Gojira, was running amok in their community again.
The Mobile Unit of the National Police, the famed riot control
unit, was desperately trying to keep some sense of order, but to no avail. The body-length shields were beginning to
buckle from the strain of all the humanity pressed against them. Even the TMPD was having difficulties in
keeping matters under control.
Everywhere, the screams of those who sensed that they were to be
condemned were filling the air:
"We're all going to die!"
"It's Doomsday!"
"Merciful Buddha, spare us!"
"No! I'm too young to
die!"
"The end of the world is near!"
"Prepare to meet your doom!"
"Is there no God to save us?"
Suddenly, the Sailor Senshi appeared. Sailor Moon stood in front of the rest.
"Citizens of Tokyo, I implore you to stay calm!," she
shouted. "Giving in to panic will
only mean that the enemy will win over you with their fear! Please, calm down!"
However, it was of no use.
Soon the crow began to overwhelm the Sailor Senshi right where they
stood. Daria was knocked over and would
have been trampled if it hadn't been for the quick thinking of Sailor Uranus,
who pulled her out.
"Are you all right?," Sailor Uranus asked.
"More or less," Daria answered. "It's kind of like those mosh pits we
have back home."
In the melee, the Mobile Unit and the TMPD were themselves
overwhelmed. Later on, it was reported
that there were several officers on both forces who were crushed to death. Chaos had clearly begun to assert itself on
Tokyo.
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Shortly after the panic had begun, the Neo-Zero arrived. Yoriko started the terror right away by
firing a Neo-Sidewinder right at the famed Tokyo Tower, blowing it up to scrap
metal. She then set her sights on the
Diet Building. She fired missiles at
the chambers of both the House of Representatives and the House of Councillors,
and a third at the middle of the building.
Horrendous damage was wreaked on the building. For good measure, she fired two missiles at the Tokyo Dome,
blowing up the roof and damaging a good portion of the stadium. Yoriko smiled to herself in a sinister way.
"Soon, Tokyo will fall to the iron rule of the NIRAA!,"
she yelled.
Suddenly, she noticed something on her radar. There were five blips on the screen; the IFF
device indicated that they were five Grumman F-14A Tomcats; they had obviously
been launched from a U.S. Navy aircraft carrier. Yoriko flew in the direction of the squadron closing in on
her. When she got to visual range, she
could see from the tail markings that they were with the famed Fighting 143rd
Squadron, alias the Pukin' Dogs. She
could hear the talk on the radio as the fighters approached:
"Tango to Victor!
We've got our bandit on visual now," said one of the pilots.
The squadron leader, Victor, responded with, "All units
prepare to lock on target and fire on my mark!"
It looked like they were going to use the 20-mm Vulcan cannons on
her since they were so close. Yoriko
made a power dive as the bullets began to fire away.
"Dammit, she's too fast for us, Victor!," shouted
another pilot.
"Angel up to 15 and prepare to fire Sidewinders," said
the squadron leader.
Yoriko saw them turn tail and prepare to fire their Sidewinder
missiles at 15,000 feet. Yoriko used
the HUD to target the five Tomcats, then programmed five Neo‑Sidewinders
at them. She calmly pressed the fire
button and saw each of the missiles take out their targets. They didn't know what hit them.
Yoriko sneered and flew back to the heart of the city.
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It was only on the most important occasions that a governor of a
prefecture like Tokyo-to ever got to go into the Imperial Palace. Generally, the palace was only open to the
public on two days in the year: the
Emperor's Birthday and New Year's Day.
However, Gov. Nagai was not making a social call to Emperor
Akihito. The very life of the nation
was at stake. He was now in an
underground bunker beneath the Imperial Palace, speaking to both the Emperor
and Empress Michiko; for good measure, the Solar Warrior was there as well. Gov. Nagai began to speak:
"Your Imperial Majesties, Tokyo hasn't suffered as much
damage like this since the end of the war.
The terrorist who has this aircraft can virtually wipe out this entire
city with full impunity! The citizens
of our nation are now turning their eyes to you for guidance in this grave
matter. We need some assurances that
this evil will pass."
The Solar Warrior added:
"Gov. Nagai is right. The
people are looking to both Your Imperial Majesties in this terrible time. Speak to the people. Tell them what they need to hear."
The Emperor arose and began to speak:
"Somehow, I wish that I could have avoided having to face a
crisis like this. I have seen the
reports myself and I have to confess that I fear for our nation. Do we want to return to the chaos that the regime
that had once controlled this nation brought on all of us and the world?"
"It was in this very room that the war council met presided
over by my father, the Showa Emperor.
The vote was tied on what course of action was to be taken. It was up to him. He knew that we had foolishly let the militarists control every
aspect of our society, that they led us to this calamity. He had to do what was right. He voted to end the war. He went on the radio and announced to this
nation that we had to bear the unbearable.
If this group seizes our nation, and begins to carry out its agenda, how
many more bombs will fall? Must we
suffer the nuclear terror of the Americans, the Russians, and the Chinese this
time around? We must not let those who
led us to ruin destroy half a century of progress, of good relations with the
world."
He motioned to a nearby servant, who bowed deeply.
"Inform NHK that I will deliver an address shortly."
The servant bowed deeply again and left to make a phone call.
Gov. Nagai said, "You are doing the right thing, Your
Majesty."
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About fifteen minutes later, this was heard on NHK:
"We interrupt our continuing coverage of the Neo-Zero crisis
to bring you this message from the Emperor.
Ladies and Gentlemen, presenting His Imperial Majesty, the
Emperor."
There was a picture of the Emperor and the Empress in the
bunker. The Emperor stood up and began
to speak:
"Citizens of Japan:
We are now facing the greatest crisis in over fifty years. There are those out there who wish to
restore militaristic control and regimentation in our society. These extremists think that the old ways
were the best ways. Those ways were not
the best ways. They brought
immeasurable suffering and pain on countless millions in Asia and the
world. The primary weapon of these
extremists is fear and terror. However,
they can be beat back if we do not submit to our worst fears. If we stay calm and not panic, we will have
won half the battle. Therefore, I
implore this nation to stay clam and to display in the face of the enemy the
calmness and civility that have marked our nation and our way of life from time
immemorial. We must not let fear
conquer us. We must not let the enemy
defeat us. Together, as a united front,
we will show these extremists that we will not submit to their reign of fear. Thank you for your attention."
The announcer then said:
"Please stay tuned to NHK for more developments in this
crisis."
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A good part of Tokyo was now in flames. Fire, it seemed, was everywhere.
Sailor Moon had transformed into her Eternal Mode and was flying above
to survey the damage. Everywhere, it
seemed, there was damage. She was now
over Azabu-ku, her own neighborhood, and set down where her house was. Thankfully, so far it was undamaged. She ran in.
"Mom! Dad! Shingo!," she shouted.
Soon she could hear footsteps from the basement. Soon, Kenji, Ikuko and Shingo emerged.
"Mom! Dad! Look!
It's Eternal Sailor Moon!," Shingo said.
Right now, Sailor Moon was not going to be coy about her real
identity; she was too concerned.
"Mom, Dad, Shingo, it's actually me, Usagi," she calmly
announced.
"No way! You can't
be!," Kenji said in shock.
Sailor Moon waved a hand over her transforming brooch and reverted
to her identity of Usagi. Everyone was
speechless for a couple of minutes.
"Usagi, is that really you?," Ikuko started to say,
stunned.
"Yes, it's me," she confirmed; "I guess you should
know the truth now. For the past six
years, I have been fighting evil as Sailor Moon. Luna told me that I was the reincarnation of a princess who lived
on the Moon over one thousand years ago and that it was my destiny to lead
humanity to an era of peace in the future.
My friends work alongside me as the Sailor Senshi, and Mamoru is Tuxedo
Mask; they also were from the Moon Kingdom, except Mamoru, who was known then
as Endymion and was from Earth.. In the future, Chiba-Usa will be mine and
Mamoru's daughter. Right now I have to
stop this madwoman from destroying Tokyo and forcing our government to give in
to her terrorist organization. Ami was
one of us as well; she was Sailor Mercury.
But when she left for Germany she transferred those powers to
Daria. Now I don't even know if Ami is
still alive or not. I'm fighting for
all of our futures here. Please, if you
love me, you'll leave here and get to a place of safety."
Already the tears were beginning to run down her face; Usagi was
genuinely worried for her family's safety.
She then heard footsteps behind her, and saw that the rest of the Sailor
Senshi were right behind her.
Tuxedo Mask was the first to speak:
"Sailor Moon, is everyone here in the Tsukino household
safe?"
"Yes, they are, Mamo-chan," said Usagi.
Everyone was in a state of shock.
"It's all right, we know everything now," Kenji
said. "You know, I have to
admit that I still had lingering doubts
about you until now, Mamoru. I thought
that you were too old for my daughter and was making her a juvenile delinquent. Now I know the gravity of the
situation. How can you forgive this
foolish man?"
Mamoru extended a hand and said, "There is nothing to
apologize for; you just didn't know.
And I would be honored to call you as a friend."
With that they shook hands.
"Now that we like you and all that," Ikuko said,
"how can you help us?"
Mamoru replied, "You know that resort you went to six years
ago, the one that had the water spirit that I had summoned when I was
brainwashed to do Queen Beryl's bidding?"
"I don't know anything about you summoning spirits, but I do
know that some strange happenings were going on there," was Kenji's reply.
"Go there," Mamoru said. "You will be safe."
"We will take your advice," Kenji said. Shortly, the Tsukinos had packed the bare
necessities and took off in their car.
"It is better for them until things are resolved," Usagi
said.
"Now, we've got unfinished business to deal with,"
Mamoru said.
Suddenly, someone somewhat familiar appeared. Usagi swore she was seeing double. But there he was all the same: a man dressed like an Arab, with a scimitar
at his side. Undoubtedly it was the
Moonlight Knight.
"Mamoru, you can't be at two places at once," Usagi
said.
"Sailor Moon, surely you know me, the Moonlight
Knight?," he began to speak.
Daria turned to Meiou and asked, "What's this all about? You mean that Mamoru has two secret
identities?"
Meiou said, "It's kind of a complicated story."
The Moonlight Knight then stopped and removed the veil from his
face. Usagi stood there in shock.. It was none other than Furuhata Motoki, the owner
of the Crown Game Center that Usagi still hung out at after school.
"Mamoru, can you explain what's going on here?," Usagi
demanded.
"I will," Motoki started. "It was shortly after the Sailor Galaxia incident. Mamoru had that close call with that
disappearance while he was flying to America.
After the incident was resolved, he approached me and told me all about
you and the others, Usagi. He then gave
me the costume of the Moonlight Knight and trained me in some basic fighting
skills. If Mamoru was to disappear
again or if the Sailor Senshi needed some more muscle, I was going to be the
ace in the hole. And I guess that right
now you're going to need all the help you can get."
As to confirm that remark, the Neo-Zero streaked out of the sky
again, and straight for the Sailor Senshi!
The Deathgrip cannon was roaring at full blast. Everyone scattered.
"OK, sister, you asked for it!," Usagi said. "ETERNAL MOON STAR POWER,
MAKE-UP!!!!!!!!!!"
She transformed to Eternal Sailor Moon and began to fly right
toward the Neo-Zero.
Yoriko just sneered and started to play another CD in her
player. This time it was "Black
Monk Time" from The Monks. She was
listening to the opening track "Monk Time" and was hearing Gary
Burger's frantic voice:
"Alright, my name is Gary.
Let's go. It's Beat time, it's
Hop time, it's Monk time. You know, we
don't like the army! What army? Who cares what army! Why do you kill all those kids over there in
Vietnam? Mad Viet Cong! My brother died in Vietnam. James Bond, who
is he? (frantic electric banjo riff
from Dave Day) Stop it, stop it, I
don't like it! It's too loud for my
ears. Pussy Galore is coming down and
we like it. We don't like the atomic
bomb. . .(shrieking organ riff from Larry Clark) Stop it, stop it! I don't
like it! Stop it! What's your meaning, Larry? (another organ interlude from Larry) Ah, you
think like I think. You're a Monk, I'm
a Monk, we're all Monks. . .Dave,
Larry, Eddie, Roger, everybody, let's go. . .it's Beat time, it's Hop time--IT'S
MONK TIME NOW!!!!!!!!!! YEAH!!!!!!!!!!
ALRIGHT!!!!!!!!!!"
Sailor Moon was flying as fast as she could. She grabbed her old Moon Scepter and pointed
it at the cockpit.
"You will not destroy our future, you spawn of Hell!,"
Sailor Moon shrieked as she prepared to
fire off her Moon Princess Halation beam.
Yoriko was hearing Larry Clark's frantic organ playing, then the
chorus of "It's Hop Time! It's
Monk Time!"
"Blow it out your ass!," was all she said as she
squeezed the trigger of the Deathgrip cannon.
Sailor Moon began to say "MOON PRINCESS
HALATION!!!!!!!!!!" when suddenly hot lead tore through her like
jagged needles. Sailor Moon fell
helplessly from the sky and landed on the ground with a terrifying "THUD!!!!!!!!!!" The rest of the Sailor Senshi ran to her,
Daria being the first to get to her.
"Usagi! Speak to
me!," Daria yelled at her, shaking her; "Are you all right?"
Sailor Jupiter kneeled down besides her. She gave a quick check of her vital signs.
"She'd bleeding badly," she said. "I don't think there's even a
pulse. We have to get the Sailor Star
Lights. Only Sailor Star Healer can
save her now."
Daria became very mad. She
raised her head to the sky and screamed, "NOW YOU'VE MADE IT
PERSONAL, YOU BITCH!!!!!!!!!!" She ran off in the direction of the Neo-Zero.
"Daria! Come back
here!," Luna ordered sharply.
"Sailor Senshi don't drop everything to carry out personal
vendettas!"
"Let her go, Luna!," Rei said. "Since Ami's not here, I'm now in charge. Let Daria blow some steam. She'll be back."
Mamoru, in the meantime, reached for his cellular phone and called the Sailor Star Lights. This was the only chance Usagi had now to
survive.
Daria, meanwhile was still running when suddenly, something
smacked up against her head with a loud "CRACK!!!!!!!!!!" She fell down, helpless.
"Stay right where you are!," said an iron voice behind
her. "Don't make another
move!"
Daria suddenly found herself surrounded by NIRAA ninja
soldiers. She held her hands up in
surrender. They took her away to a
secret location near the Sumito Heavy Industries headquarters. Dr. Vander Helffen would be awaiting for
them there.
"Great! Now I've been
captured," she thought to herself;
"Wait until I send my next postcard. It'll say: 'Dear Mom,
Dad, and Quinn: I'm now a POW being
held by an extremist group. Please make
sure to inform the Red Cross so they can send those POW packages. Love, Daria.' What a trip this had been!"
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Back at Lawndale, The Free Lawndalers had made it as far as the
local YMCA and decided to stay there for the night. Mr. DeMartino was
checking his AK-47 when Helen Morgendorffer ran screaming to him:
"I CAN'T FIND HER!!!!!!!!!! I CAN'T FIND HER!!!!!!!!!!"
"Don't interrupt me while I'm cleaning my AK-47!," Mr.
DeMartino yelled at her, his right eye bulging out again. "Do you want me to shoot my eye
out! Now, who can't you find?"
"My younger daughter, Quinn!," Helen continued. "I haven't been able to find her since
the plane crash!"
Mr. DeMartino motioned to Ms. Barch and Ami.
"You two, find out what happened to Quinn
Morgendorffer!," he snapped at them.
"I don't like taking orders from male scum like you,
DeMartino!,:" Ms. Barch said.
Mr. DeMartino pointed his gun and said "Well, my gun and I
have a different opinion!"
Ms. Barch took the hint, and left with Ami.
"Male scumbag!," she muttered to herself. They left the YMCA and went down the street.
Soon they saw someone.
"Excuse me," Ami asked, "Have you seen Quinn
Morgendorffer?"
"You bet I did," the person began to say. "Beavis
and Butt-Head dragged her to the bus stop, kicked the driver out and drove the
bus all the way back to Highland, I figure."
"Might as well get my car and go over there," Ms. Barch
said. "I always hated those two
creeps! They always make mischief when
they come here to see Highland take on Lawndale. All men are scum, Ami, and don't you forget it!"
Ami was beginning to see that not all guys were like Mamoru or
even like Urawa Ryo, the smart but kind boy she met back in the Sailor Senshi's
early days when they were searching for the seven Rainbow Crystals that formed
the Silver Imperium Crystal. But at
least she didn't think that all men were scum, at least not just yet.
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It was about 10:30 PM. Beavis
and Butt-Head were watching TV. They
were watching the reports of the JAL
crash and the Lawndale Militia coup.
"Cool! We're on TV,
Beavis!," Butt-Head said.
"Where! Where!,"
Beavis said, excited.
"I think we're over there!," replied Butt-Head, pointing
to the TV.
"This is cool!," Beavis said, then began doing his
"HEH-HEH-HEH-HEH-HEH!!!!!!!!!!"
Butt-Head added his "UH-HUH-HUH-HUH-HUH-HUH-HUH-HUH-HUH!!!!!!!!!!"
Then they changed the channel and tuned into a channel that was
showing the newsreel footage of the Hindenburg disaster. They began their hideous laughter again.
"Hey, Butt-Head," asked Beavis.
Butt-Head replied, "Uh, what, Beavis?"
Beavis then said, "Is this the Super Bowl?"
"Uh, I think so, Beavis," was Butt-Head's answer;
"It looks like the Goodyear Blimp!"
Then they saw the airship explode and Herb Morrison say "It's
burst into flames!"
"FIRE!!!!!!!!!!
FIRE!!!!!!!!!!
FIRE!!!!!!!!!!
FIRE!!!!!!!!!! FIRE!!!!!!!!!!,"
Beavis said.
"Cool! It's crashing
right onto the playing field!," Butt-Head said. They began their hideous laughter again.
Meanwhile, in the closet, Quinn had found a pin on the floor and
managed to unlock the door. She slipped
out--making sure that she had her bra back on--and slipped out of the house.
"Uh, Beavis, did you just hear the door open?," asked
Butt-Head.
Beavis replied, "I think so, Butt-Head."
"Uh, better check on Quinn," asked Butt-Head.
Beavis got up and checked.
When he saw no one there, he went "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! QUINN'S GONE!!!!!!!!!! QUINN'S GONE!!!!!!!!!!"
Butt-Head went over and said, "Dammit, Beavis, now how are we
going to score?"
"I bet I know where she went, though," Beavis replied.
With that they left to find Quinn.
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Quinn was out of breath when she reached the home of Tom
Anderson. She rang the doorbell and
soon it was opened by Mr. Anderson.
"Hello, young lady," he said; "What can I do for you?"
"My name's Quinn Morgendorffer," she began; "I'm
from Lawndale. Beavis and Butt-Head
kidnapped me and took me to their place.
But I managed to escape. I need
help"
"You're Daria Morgendorffer's sister, aren't you?," Mr.
Anderson asked.
Quinn replied, "Yes, I am."
"Well, I remember her," Mr. Anderson replied. "Smart little girl, she is. Do you want to call your parents?"
"Yes, please," begged Quinn.
They entered the house. But
then, Beavis and Butt-Head saw them enter and raced for the door, kicking it
down.
"Quinn, we don't like girls like you running away from
us," Butt-Head said.
"Yeah! That's not
cool!," Beavis added.
"You boys have done the most heinous thing I've ever heard
about. I'm going to call the police
right now," Mr. Anderson said.
"No way!," Beavis screamed. With that he found a golf club that was lying nearby and began to
bludgeon Mr. Anderson with it. Soon, he
was lying there, dead in a pool of blood.
"Cool! He's
dead!," Beavis said. "Now we
can do what we want with Quinn!"
"You murderers! Don't
you know right from wrong?," Quinn sobbed.
"Do a striptease for us, bitch!," Butt-Head ordered.
"Then, like, let's have her wear that outfit we made that
looks like that Gabrielle chick's outfit from that Xena chick's show!,"
Beavis said.
"NO!!!!!!!!!!," Quinn shrieked.
"You won't deny us again!," Beavis said, then clenched
his fists and began to shake up and down while going "BOINGOINGOINGOINGOINGOING!!!!!!!!!!!" They moved in closer on Quinn. Quinn was screaming, "SOMEONE
HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!"
Suddenly, there was a cold blast of air that hit the room.
"SHABON SPRAY, FREEZING!!!!!!!!!!,"
shouted a voice from the front door.
Beavis and Butt-Head were frozen solid.
Quinn turned around to see Ami and Ms. Barch in the front
door. She ran to Ami and collapsed into
her arms, crying.
"I'm just glad you came!," Quinn sobbed.
"It's all right. It's
all over now," Ami said.
Ms. Barch went to the now frozen Beavis and Butt-Head and sneered,
"You men are all scum!"
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Daria was in some dark room with a strong light on her face. She was tied to a chair. Suddenly, a door opened, and Dr. Vander
Helffen entered.
"So, you're the new Sailor Mercury now, aren't you?," he
said.
Daria gave a rather stock answer:
"My name is Daria Morgendorffer. I am a member of the Sailor Senshi. I am a citizen of the United States and demand to be treated as a
prisoner of war in accordance with the Geneva Convention."
"That will do you no good," Dr. Vander Helffen
replied. "The New Imperial Rule
Assistance Association does not recognize the Geneva Convention. In fact, when we're done, we will rule the
world and abolish the Geneva Convention, the United Nations and all other
weak-kneed organizations and treaties.
Japan will be the undisputed master of the world. And now you will hear of those plans before
we execute you!"
Data 10: The
Truth About Amazana Yoriko
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r.
Vander Helffen looked at Daria like a teacher would with a troublesome but
promising student. He sensed that he
had her undivided attention. He was about
to speak when Yoriko arrived; she had landed the Neo-Zero at an airfield near
the facility. She stepped in and
approached the two of them.
"I guess you may know this individual by now," Dr.
Vander Helffen said. "This is
Amazana Yoriko. She is the nominal head
of the NIRAA, but I wield the actual power in the organization. As you can see, she has bombed Tokyo with
the Neo-Zero with complete impunity.
Don't think that you and your Sailor Senshi friends will be able to
defeat us; we are too powerful to stop."
He continued, "And now I think it is time that I told you
about myself, Yoriko and the aims of the NIRAA. Take a look at me: how
old do you think I am.?"
"My best guess would be in your late 30's," Daria
replied.
Dr Vander Helffen then launched into his exposition of himself,
Yoriko and the NIRAA:
"What if I told you that I am actually 89 years old. It is due to the Hi no Tori
Immortality Pills that I take. But I
will get to that later on. What matters
now is that you will hear about myself."
"I was born to one of those old Jünker families in the German
province of Prussia. I witnessed the
humiliating defeat of Kaiser Wilhelm and the Imperial Army at the hands of the
decadent Americans. I swore that I
would never again see my beloved Germany be humiliated. I went to the best schools in Germany and
eventually entered the then young fields of genetics and cryogenics. When Adolf Hitler organized the Nazi Party,
I joined and offered my services to the Führer in creating the 'Master Race'
that he sought to have. When the Nazis
rose to power I received approval from the Fuehrer to conduct more
experiments. I carried them out on the
inferior Jews and crippleds."
"But my greatest achievement was when I created the Hi no
Tori Immortality Pills. When the
Nazis conquered North Africa, an ancient text from Egypt was brought over to
me. This text had been copied from
ancient Chinese documents dating back to the time of Master Kung himself and
made its way through India, Iran, Saudi Arabia and finally over to Egypt. It was an ancient formula for creating an
immortality pill that allegedly came from the legendary Phoenix itself; Hi
no Tori is Japanese for 'Firebird' or 'Phoenix'. Apparently the writer had been to Japan, where the Phoenix appeared
to him in a vision with Amaterasu-Omikami, the Sun Goddess, and her brother,
Susano, the Wind God. The recipe called
for the rarest of ingredients, which even today are very hard to procure. But procure them I did, and created the
first batch. I have taken the pills
since I was in my early 30's."
"It was the creation of this pill that led me to my next
task: Creating for the Führer a race of
'Ultra Soldiers' who would defend the Fatherland from the American subhumans
and exterminate the Jews, crippleds, Gypsies, and other inferior races. I toiled throughout the War to create the
serum. But, when I finally perfected
it, the final assault on Berlin had begun, and the Soviet armies were closing
in on me. I ran to the Japanese Embassy
and they conducted me out of the country, but not before I found out that my
beloved Führer and Eva Braun had killed themselves. I decided to go to Japan and hopefully give to them the Ultra
Soldier formula and thus at least help them defeat the Americans. However, the military leaders would not hear
of it from me. Remember, they, and not
Emperor Hirohito were in actual control; the Emperor was a mere puppet in their
hands. I stayed in Tokyo and hoped that
they would be desperate enough to finally come to me. However, the Americans soon used their atomic bombs on Hiroshima
and Nagasaki, and the militarists surrendered."
"However, that soon proved to be a boon to me. Shortly before the atomic bombings, I had learned
that Gen. Tojo Hideki had an illegitimate child as a result of an affair he had
with a prostitute who lived in the pleasure quarters of the Ginza. As soon as the American occupation forces
arrived, I knew I had to act quickly.
They wanted to seize the child from its mother as punishment for her
infiltrating American lines disguised as a runaway Korean comfort woman and
wheedling out secrets from the American soldiers, which she then told Gen. Tojo
about. They wanted to take the child to
the United States, put her up for adoption and erase any memory of her
ancestry. They were afraid that if
there was a child of Tojo's who was aware of his or her heritage, he or she
might organize a new extremist organization that would take over Japan. I, however, got to the prostitute's home
first, and promised the woman that I would take care of her girl. Soon enough, the American forces arrived at
her house, and got so incensed that they could not find the child that they
arrested her, charged her with espionage, and had her executed."
"Meanwhile, I had spirited her away with me to Argentina,
where I lived for a while. There I
injected my first batch of 'Ultra Soldier' serum into her, but there was an
unexpected reaction; the results were unstable. I was forced to place her in cryogenic stasis until I could
create an antidote. It took me
twenty-five years for me to do that, during which I refined the 'Ultra Soldier'
formula. When I finally got her out of
cryogenic stasis, I used the antidote on her, then used the refined
formula. The results were amazing. She now can lift 65 tons over her head, has
the endurance of fifty men, and is in better physical condition than the best Olympic
athlete. I began to indoctrinate her on
Nazi philosophy, using of course the Führer's classic text Mein Kampf. I had also sent her to the best schools in
Japan; eventually, she got her Master's Degree in Political Science from Tokyo
University. Yoriko has been raised
since she was thawed to be loyal to me.
I also have her on the Hi no Tori pill."
"And now, you will learn about my plan to conquer the
world. As soon as we make the civilian
government surrender to us, we will launch an aggressive campaign to take back
what is rightfully Japan's. We will
retake the Kuriles and Sakhalin Island from Russia; we will retake the
Pescadores from China. We will reannex
both Koreas and Taiwan. We will conquer
Indonesia, Vietnam, Cambodia, Laos, Thailand, Mynamar, Singapore, Malaysia, the
Philippines, India, Bhutan ,Nepal, Bangladesh, Pakistan, Afghanistan, Papua New
Guinea and the other Oceanic nations.
We will then declare war on the United States, Great Britain, Russia,
China and France and use nuclear bombs that we will appropriate from the seized
American bases that we take over. After
those five nations are humiliated, we will threaten to unleash more nuclear
weapons on the rest of the world unless it submits to Japan. No one will be able to stop us, NO
ONE!"
"Yes, there is something that will stop you," Daria
said.
Dr. Vander Helffen continued unabated:
"And what will that be?
God? The spirit of the Japanese
people? Humanity? Freedom?
The Americans or the Russians?
What will stop us, Daria?"
Daria replied, "Public opinion will, because if you think the
rest of the world is going to just let you waltz into power and start this
mayhem of yours, you're even crazier than I suspected."
Dr.
Vander Helffen was aghast. He
continued:
"Public opinion will stop me? Are you serious? See what
decadence is out there right now. The
public is being sated by a modern-day version of the old Roman 'bread and
circuses' tactics. This time, it's
senseless media controlled by very few people, who make people watch trash
that's full of lies, half-truths, distortions, colored opinions, useless
trivia, promiscuous sex, wanton violence and degradation. You have celebrities and sports people who
act outrageously and get away with it; further, not a month passes by now
unless there's news of a shooting in a school. Do I have to remind you about the Latrell Sprewell incident or
the shootings at Jonesboro, Arkansas and Springfield, Oregon? Is it any wonder groups like mine exist in
many nations around the world? We're
trying to restore sanity to this world.
There are groups like mine all over the world: the National Front in France; the Neo-Nazi skinheads in Germany,
the Neo-Fascists in Italy; even in your country there are the right-wing
militias and the white supremacists and the disgruntled anti-government
taxpayers groups like the All-County Taxpayers Association."
"And there are weirdoes like Timothy McVeigh and Terry
Nichols who bomb Federal office buildings and kill innocent people," Daria
said. "Dr. Vander Helffen, the
world you are dreaming of is in reality a nightmare; it would be a world ruled
by madmen who think only they can be the source of law and order and that those
who oppose them‑‑especially minorities, the disabled and the
poor--have to be exterminated. Hitler
was real close to bringing such a nightmare world to reality, but he was
stopped. Your dream isn't about
restoring Japanese glory, it's about bringing a Fourth Reich to existence. If you think my friends and I are going to
just stand aside and let you and others like you get away with this, then you
are dead wrong. We will stop you even
it it's the last thing we ever do."
Yoriko got mad and slapped Daria.
"You're
just wasting your breath on her," Yoriko said to Dr. Vander Helffen.
"You're right," he said. "Take her away to be executed!"
Daria was untied from the chair and taken away. "Great, " she began to say to
herself, "just a few days ago, I was worrying about Beavis and Butt-Head
heckling me at the football game; now I'm about to be executed by firing
squad. That's the sick, sad story of my
life."
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The Lawndale Courthouse was filled with Lawndale Militia
personnel. In the chambers a moot trial
was about to be held against the Mayor, the City Council and the City
Judge. Anthony Corlew was going to be
the judge, with twelve of his closest associates being the jury.
Anthony stood up and banged the gavel. He then said:
"This trial is now set to begin. All of the defendants are accused of the following crimes: fraud; corruption; bribery; funneling
taxpayers' money to welfare-cheating minorities and disabled persons; indoctrinating
our children with poisonous politically correct doctrine while in school and
encouraging promiscuity by having condoms available at the high school. The punishment for all of these crimes shall
be death by firing squad. The trial
shall begin."
Somehow, the outcome was known beforehand, but they wanted to have
this trial so as to look legitimate in the eyes of the public.
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At SDF Headquarters, Usagi was fighting for her life. But now there was another concern as well.
"Daria has been gone for hours," Rei said. "She should know better than to just
run off on her own personal vendettas."
"Save your bratty attitude for later," Mamoru
yelled. "Can't you see the woman I
love is in critical condition?"
Rei was taken aback from Mamoru's yelling at her. It wasn't too long ago, after all, that she
was once his girlfriend. Then she found
out that Usagi and Mamoru were meant to be together. She had her complaints, her arguments, and even her fights, but
far be it form her to stand in the way of destiny. Somehow, however, it just seemed so unfair. She began to cry.
"Rei, I didn't mean to snap at you like that," Mamoru
finally said. "I just hope to God
that Mako can get the Star Lights over here as soon as possible."
Just then, a Ground SDF soldier arrived and spoke to Gen.
Torymura:
"Sir, you might want to see this. It's a video from a surveillance camera. It seems that Ms. Morgendorffer is being
taken in the direction of Olympic Stadium by the NIRAA. I think they may be planning to execute
her."
"Mr. Chiba, Ms. Kaiou, I want the both of you to go over
there and rescue our missing operative,", Gen. Torymura said.
"You're asking Tuxedo Mask to leave the side of the woman he adores
so you can launch a commando operation?
That is pathetic," Michiru said in response.
"It's all right," Mamoru replied. He turned to Usagi and said, "Usako, my
love, I promise you that I will return to you.
If, however, I lose you, I swear before all that is holy, just and true
that I will not rest until the bastard who did this to you is stopped for all
time. Twice you almost lost me because
of my own carelessness; I don't want to lose you due to your own. This I swear!"
With that, he gathered his cape around himself, grabbed the
walking cane he had and departed with Sailor Neptune.
Just then, they arrived:
The Sailor Star Lights. Their
names were Sailor Star Fighter, Sailor Star Maker and Sailor Star Healer. Sailor Star Healer's talents were going to
be needed.
"I came back as soon as I could," Makoto said. "Right now, I wouldn't be surprised if
we had to call on the Amazoness Quartet eventually as well. The entire city is in chaos."
"Where is our leader?," Sailor Star Healer said.
Chibi-Usa pointed at her.
"You must hurry," she said, "if she dies, then it'll be
as if I never existed."
Sailor Star Healer went over to Sailor Moon. She looked at her.
"This will take almost all of my healing energy, but it can
be done," she said. With that, she
placed her hands over Usagi's forehead, and energy immediately flowed from her
to Usagi.
Rei got on her knees and prayed:
"Kannon, Goddess of Mercy, spare Usagi's life. I know we haven't gotten along too well in
the past, but I couldn't have asked for a better leader. This I pray."
All Luna and Artemis could do was watch. "It's all up to her now," Luna finally said.
"She has to pull through; if she doesn't, all will be
lost!," Artemis added.
Everyone was hoping for the best.
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Olympic Stadium was built for the 1964 Summer Games. Those games were to showcase a Tokyo that
had been successfully resurrected from the wartime destruction that had wreaked
as much havoc on the city as did the 1923 earthquake. But now it seemed to be a monument to past glories. Japan was in an economic slump, and the
facility seemed so dated now. Sitting
where Emperor Hirohito himself had declared the Games opened, Dr. Vander
Helffen--along with Yoriko--were watching some NIRAA soldiers tie Daria up to a
flagpole for her execution. As custom
dictated, the soldier asked for a few requests.
"Blindfold?," the soldier asked.
"No," Daria replied.
"Cigarette?," the soldier asked again.
Daria said, "I don't smoke."
Finally, the soldier asked, "Any last words?"
"I don't have any last words," shot back Daria,
"but I do have this."
She wrenched her free hand from the other soldier who was tying
her up, and gave the middle finger to Dr. Vander Helffen and Yoriko. The soldier seized the hand and tied it to
the flagpole.
"How dare she do that!," Yoriko said.
Dr. Vander Helffen now stood up.
Five NIRAA soldiers were standing about twenty paces away from
Daria.. He took a ceremonial Prussian
field marshal's sword that had been his grandfather's and held it up in the
air.
"When I yell 'FIRE!!!!!!!!!!' and drop
my sword, execute her," he commanded.
The soldiers loaded up their rifles. Another soldier began to beat a drum.
"READY!!!!!!!!!!," Dr. Vander
Helffen shouted.
The soldiers took up their rifles.
Dr. Vander Helffen they yelled, "AIM!!!!!!!!!!!"
They all focused on Daria
Dr. Vander Helffen was now ready to yell "FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!"
and drop his sword, but then a red rose dart hit him right between the eyes.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!,"
Dr. Vander Helffen yelled.
Suddenly, there was another yell:
"SUPER NEPTUNE TYPHOON, OVERWHELM!!!!!!!!!!!"
Suddenly, a wall of water crashed down on the firing squad,
sweeping them away. Daria noticed that
it was all the way up to her chin. But
then Tuxedo Mask came out of nowhere, grabbed onto the pole, and wrapping one
arm around the pole and using his free hand, took a rose dart and cut the ropes
binding Daria to the pole. Then, he
took out his walking stick, which extended, and used that to polevault their
way to the stands. She noticed that
Sailor Neptune was standing there, with her trident over her head.
"Am I ever glad to see you guys!," Daria said.
"Save the congratulations for when we get back to SDF
Headquarters," Tuxedo Mask said.
They made good their escape.
Yoriko went over to Dr. Vander Helffen.
"Are you OK?," she asked.
Dr. Vander Helffen replied, "He got me right between the
eyes."
"I swear, I will get vengeance for this!," Yoriko
said. "We will have the last
laugh!"
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When Daria, Tuxedo Mask and Sailor Neptune returned to SDF HQ,
Usagi was still fighting for her life.
"Why is this taking so long?," Minako said, almost at
the verge of tears.
"See what your foolishness has done?," Mamoru said. "I swear, Usagi wasn't as obnoxious in
the beginning as you are right now!"
Sailor Star Healer said, "I'm almost at the end of my
resources here!"
"C'mon, Mom," Chibi-Usa was saying to herself, "Dad
and I are counting on you to pull through!"
It was then that Gov. Nagai, the Solar Warrior and the rest of the
Nagai campaign team arrived.
"Who authorized you to be here?," Gen. Torymura said.
"I have the permission of both the Emperor and the Prime
Minister," Gov. Nagai said.
"If you want to file a complaint, take it up with them."
The Solar Warrior saw Usagi's condition and knew he had to act
quickly. He took out what looked like a
small yellow disc and placed it on Usagi's head.
"What are you doing?," Sailor Star Healer said.
"It is a Solar Healing Disc," the Solar Warrior replied. "The very energy of the Sun will heal
her."
Suddenly, the disc began glowing, coursing energy throughout
Usagi's body. Usagi was beginning to
moan in pain, but soon the pain was finally easing. Finally, within a minute, all the injuries had healed themselves.
"Give her time to rest," the Solar Warrior said.
"She is out of danger now."
"I think it is time you finally leveled with us and talked
about who you are and how you came to be," Tuxedo Mask said. "Even when I was Endymion back in the Silver
Millennium I never heard about you or your exploits. Are you really who you claim to be, or are you working for the
enemy?"
"I see that some of the doubts that Usagi and Luna have about
me since in the beginning has rubbed off on you," the Solar Warrior
said. "But now I will finally tell
my tale. Take it from me, once you hear
it , all doubts will be erased."
Data 11: The
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he
Solar Warrior had the attention of everyone at SDF HQ now. He thus began to speak about his origins:
"To begin my story, I must take you back tens of thousands of
years, even before the Moon Kingdom itself was founded. It was the time of the 'Golden Epoch,' an
era of universal peace and prosperity that existed long before the Silver
Millennium. At the heart of this Golden
Epoch was the Solar Realm, a kingdom that was governed on truth, justice and
mercy. The Solarians themselves lived
in a pocket dimension that existed within the Sun; my race was old when time
was young. Our ruler and god was known
as the Guardian of the Sun, but since our ruler was away on a ten thousand year
journey to acquire knowledge of the other alien races that exist in this
galaxy, our kingdom was governed by the Royal High Council, consisting of the
High Priests of the Sun. Law and order
was maintained by the Holy Order of the Solar Knights, and I, Nakajimi Tetsuo,
was one of them. I was born to one of
the most powerful families of the nobility; we ruled what we had called the
Planetary Province of Terra, what you call Earth. The Solar Realm consisted of all of your Solar System. The Solar Knights were known for their even‑handed
administration of justice and acts of chivalry. Everyone who lived in our realm was assured that no criminal
would escape, no cry for help go unheeded.
Soon I was made the Exalted Commandant of the Solar Knights, and I was
set to marry the Crown Princess herself once she and the Guardian of the Sun
returned.
"However, that was not to be. One day, we were on routine patrol near Pluto, when we received a
distress call. 'Help! We are under attack!,' it went. Soon we heard a menacing voice. 'We are the Mecha-Dominion! We will absorb your world into our
realm! Rebellion against us is
useless!' We raced over to the outpost,
but saw that it was virtually destroyed.
We found a few survivors. They
told us that the Mecha-Dominion consisted of cybernetic beings who implanted
computer chip devices onto the foreheads of those they conquered and made into
slaves to serve the Supreme Computer that governs their realm. They were on their way to Pluto. We had to stop them."
"We called for reinforcements, and gathered our forces at
Pluto. Soon we saw their vast
armada: a vast fleet of ships without
number; ships that all looked the same and were all in the same pyramidal
shape. We fought valiantly, but their
weapons were far too superior to ours.
They had weapons that could destroy entire planets and entire fleets of
starships. Soon Pluto fell to the
Mecha-Dominion. Thus that was repeated
with each planet. Neptune fell, then
Uranus, Saturn, Jupiter, Mars, Earth, Venus, and Mercury. Finally, we made one last desperate stand at
the Sun. However, the Mecha-Dominion
Mother Ship fired a powerful beam, collapsing the forecefield that kept our pocket
dimension inside the Sun in existence.
All who were in there perished in solar fire. Soon all save I were absorbed.
I managed to escape by self-destructing my ship and hiding out in a
cargo box. I had managed to take some
provisions beforehand. I was in there
for a month until a squadron of the United Galactic Confederation Defense
Forces rescued me. They briefed me on
what happened. All but a remnant who
managed to escape had been taken from every planet in our realm. I was the only Solarian still alive. The Solar Realm was no more, and I was the
last Holy Solar Knight. I finally
settled on the Moon--which even then had people on it--and settled with some
survivors. Back then, after the
Mecha-Dominion attack, each planet was governed under its own system of
government. Earth had fallen into
anarchy and chaos, while Mercury, Venus and Jupiter had become monarchies. Mars, Saturn and Pluto were republics while
Uranus and Neptune had become military dictatorships. The Moon had become a republic with a strong centralized system
of government; there was a powerful president and an equally powerful
parliament and high court. Soon enough,
the president had asked me to head the newly created Lunar Republic Security
Force. I served in that capacity for
thirty years."
"Then, one day, the long-absent Guardian of the Sun
returned. She stopped by the Moon and
asked for me. I saw her at my office in
Tranquillity City, the capital of the Lunar Republic. I still remember everything as it was yesterday. I remember when I first saw her, she said,
'I know you carry a tremendous burden in your heart. I know you lost everyone you cared for. But I want to make that up to you. I am the Guardian of the Sun, who was once the ruler of the now
extinct Solar Realm.'"
"I then asked, 'If you are her, then why did you abandon
us?'"
"She replied, 'I was seeking knowledge of all that live here
in the galaxy. But now I realize that I
have been derelict in my duties. If I had
been here, I could have saved my people.
When my daughter saw what happened, she killer herself. I know that you were going to be wed to her. I am sorry.'"
"I felt such a great loss then. But then she pointed toward the Earth and spoke further;"
"'Look at the Earth.
When my ancestors, Izanagi and Izanami, created the Earth, the mud
dripping from Izanami's spear created those islands you see off the coast of
East Asia. On that nation, the gods
themselves took human form and decided to live there. They call this land in their tongue Nihon, which means to them
the source of the Sun. They are a
vibrant people, but the lawlessness that permeates this planet threatens to overwhelm
them. Already I have seen the terror
that these anarchistic humans do. I
have visited this planet in many disguises.
In Egypt I saw the natives there enslave another race called the Hebrews
who were fleeing from starvation. In
the Western Hemisphere I saw savage tribes cut out the hearts of other people
while they were still alive and offer them as gifts to their gods. I have seen lawlessness and disregard for
the rights of others. I saw cruelty and
disrespect and murder. If this is what
the attack of the Mecha-Dominion has left, then it is time to correct
it.'"
"'By now you should know who I am. I am actually Amaterasu-Omikami, the Great Heaven Shining
Deity. I am the Goddess of the
Sun. I hereby say now that I will never
again abandon my people. As for you,
you can help me in this. I will give
you the power to face these anarchists who wish to keep Earth in chaos. I know that you have developed a special
affinity for these humans. They need
someone who will hear their pleas for help.
Whenever the widowed and the orphaned are oppressed, whenever the less
fortunate are persecuted, whenever those who cannot speak or fend for
themselves need help, you will be there for them. I will make you immortal so that you can always watch over these
humans. From time to time, I will
change your appearance so that you can walk among men. I will send you down to Nihon and you will
lead these people through their transition to becoming a great society. That way, never again will I leave my people
helpless without a savior to rescue them.'"
"With that, she bestowed upon me the powers I now have as the
Solar Warrior. After that, I left the
Moon and arrived here in Japan. As
Amaterasu-Omakami herself said, I was given many disguises over the millennia. I became Jimmu Tenno, the first Emperor of
Japan. Humanity has also known me by
various other disguises. I was once
Saint George, the Dragon Slayer; King Arthur of Britain; King Robert the Bruce
of Scotland; Sparticus of Rome; Michael Collins of Ireland and most recently
Steven Biko of South Africa. Whenever
the masses were being persecuted, there I would be, fighting to right
injustice."
"Eventually, the Mecha-Dominion attacked the Solar System
once again. The attack was so
devastating that finally Selene, the Greek Goddess of the Moon, decided that it
was time to re-establish a system-wide empire.
She took the best of her Amazons and the best men of ancient Greece, and
settled them on the Moon. Since this
time, the Lunar Republic was obliterated, they had to re-establish a nation
there. Thus it was that one of these
Amazons, Cynthia of Corinth, was wed to Telemachos, son of Odysseus, and thus
the Moon Kingdom was established and the Silver Millennium was
inaugurated. From them descended every
ruler of the Moon Kingdom, even Queen Serenity. During Queen Serenity's reign there was another Mecha-Dominion
attack, and I was called to help in defeating them. We were successful. A
year after, Princess Serenity was born, at the same time that another person on
Earth was: his name was Endymion, who
was a descendant of Roland, the nephew of Charlemagne, who sounded his horn too
late in battle for help and was killed by the Saracens. His wife Aude went into labor and gave birth
to his great-grandfather; Aude then died from the shock of the news. About twenty years later, I paid a visit
to the Moon Kingdom once again, and I met him.
I even introduced him to the Queen and the Princess."
"I don't have any recollection of meeting you then,"
Mamoru said.
The Solar Warrior continued:
"That was because you knew me then as Haakon Norjal, a Viking
who had recently been converted to Christianity and was now using his fighting
prowess to help others. It was I who
introduced you to Usagi."
"Now that you mention it, I do remember seeing a Viking that
day when I first met her," Mamoru confessed. "He said that he had visited the Moon Kingdom many times
over the past twenty years and got to know the princess very well. I think he said that we'd make a good
couple. I have to admit that back then,
Usagi wasn't as much as the airhead she still is to an extent."
If Usagi was awake to hear that right now, she would have
blushed. But she was still resting from
her recovery.
"So now you see," Tetsuo resumed, "I have been on
your side all along. When I heard that
the Moon Kingdom had been destroyed, I was stunned. For centuries afterward, I prepared myself for the day that I
would see my old friends again. When
the Dark Kingdom returned six years ago, I was ready, but then, I was commanded
by Amaterasu-Omikami to prepare for a threat to Japan even greater than
that. Little did I know that it would
be the NIRAA. I promised
Amaterasu-Omikami that I would stop them.
And I hope now that I have earned your trust and can fight alongside
you."
Luna was the first to speak:
"We're sorry if we ever doubted you, Solar Warrior. On behalf of the entire Sailor Senshi, we'd
be happy to have you on our side."
Daria was so moved by the Solar Warrior's story that tears were
beginning to run down her face.
"I see you are moved by my tale, Daria. You are crying," Tetsuo said,.
"No, I'm not," Daria answered. "But then again, you have moved me. I must confess that ever since I first met you, I have drawn strongly attracted to you. You're unlike any other guy I've ever met. But I know that this cannot be. You see, I've got a guy back