
Episode Guide
"Fat Like Me"
Episode #503 - March 5, 2001
Written by Peggy Nicoll
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Regular:
Daria,
Quinn,
Helen,
Jake,
Jane,
Brittany,
Kevin,
Sandi,
Stacy,
Tiffany,
Joey,
Jeffy,
Jamie,
Mr. DeMartino
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Plot Summary |
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At Sandi's house, the Fashion Club is reviewing guidelines for new membership, and among the changes is a reduction in the maximum allowable weight (a change that Sandi, as usual, forces the others to accept). Sandi suddenly falls victim to the antics of her brothers Sam and Chris, whose argument over a toy truck's remote control causes her to fall down the stairs and break her leg. Quinn is upset about Sandi's predicament yet tries to keep the club going, but Stacy and Tiffany don't seem to mind Sandi's absence. At school, the girls are discussing the latest in fashion when Quinn sees Sandi hobbling down the hallway on crutches... and quite a few pounds heavier. Quinn, Stacy and Tiffany try to cover up their shock, but when Quinn tries to show the Three J's that Sandi has returned, it's too much for her; Sandi rushes out of the school, panting and wheezing because she's now out of shape. A tearful Sandi tells Quinn that she's going to honor the Fashion Club's weight requirements and resign the presidency, but to prevent Quinn from taking over, she guilt-trips Quinn into resigning as well. Upon hearing the news, Daria and Jane -- who've been making friendly wagers over everything from candy to the antics of Kevin and Mr. DeMartino -- make a bet to see whether the Fashion Club will survive without their two leaders. Stacy and Tiffany try to go it alone, but it soon becomes obvious that they need Quinn and Sandi to survive. Unfortunately, they're stuck, as Quinn refuses to betray her word to Sandi (after Jane secretly guilt-trips her) and Sandi obviously isn't going to come back as long as she's overweight. They try everything they can -- even attempting to trick the Three J's into joining -- but Stacy eventually gets fed up with Tiffany's self-absorption and lack of leadership, blows up at her, and quits. It looks like Jane has won the bet, but it's not to be: Sandi returns, thin as she was before she left, thanks to Quinn (who -- with some prodding from Daria -- put Sandi on a rigid exercise regimen). The next Fashion Club meeting is an indicator of how much things have changed for the girls, as Sandi is now more sympathetic to overweight people and Stacy and Tiffany are now standing up for their opinions, rather than being cowed into submission. |
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Sandi - Obviously, I'm the only one in this room concerned with the burgeoning obesity problem tearing apart the very fabric of our land. Stacy - Not the fabric! Quinn - And the doctor said Sandi's leg will be in a cast for at least a month. Poor Sandi. Crutches don't go with anything. Daria - That's the same thing those land mine victims are always complaining about. Mr. DeMartino - Brittany. Would you care to tell us some of the factors leading up to the Great Depression? Brittany - Um, when people realized they had no money they got really depressed? Mr. DeMartino - Brittany, explain something. Do you perhaps harbor a powerful phobia that it might actually hurt to think? Brittany - Um, I think that's pronounced "pheebia." Sandi - Gee, Tiffany, why don't you take a picture? It will last longer. Tiffany - But I don't have a camera. Jane - Did I hear right? The death of the Fashion Club? That at last the people shall be free? Daria - Not likely. That club's like a hydra. You cut off one airhead, two more grow back. Stacy - So what's the first item of business, President Quinn? The best president ever! Tiffany - Long live the Quinn! Hey...! Quinn - You're going to carry on the Fashion Club mission. You'll stop the vertically challenged from wearing really fat stripes, point out icky fibers to icky fibers wearers, and fight frosted shadows wherever you go, unless it's at a costume party. You'll hold yourselves up to the highest standards possible. No ankle boot too pointy, no chartreuse too chartreusey, and no mock turtleneck too mocky. And finally, you will never, ever date anyone less attractive than you are... although equally attractive is okay. Stacy - Let's begin with a debate on crew necks. Now, I think people with long necks look really good in them because they make their necks look long. Tiffany - Do you think I look good in crew necks? Stacy - Of course. You look good in anything. But what about the color? I think I prefer pastels. Tiffany - Do you think I look good in pastels? Stacy - Um, yes, Tiffany. Anyway, I don't care how long her neck is. I can't believe she dated Matt Damon. Tiffany - Do you think I'd look good with Matt Damon? Stacy - (sighs) Quinn's right. We need more members. Quinn - Now that your cast is off, I'm here to help you lose weight. Sandi - Oh, Quinn, can't you see that it's too late? My life is over! Quinn - Sandi, you're not 30. Sandi (panting) - Can't... I... rest? Quinn - Did Cleopatra rest when she was inventing mascara? Did Neferiti rest when she was posing for statues? Did Helen of Troy rest when she was doing whatever it was she did? Beauty never rests! Now, swim, you cow, swim! Sandi - What?! Quinn - Sorry -- coach talk. Stacy - There is no meeting. Tiffany - How co... Stacy - How come?! Because I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of doing all the work while you just sit there. I tried my best, and even if it wasn't as good as Sandi's or Quinn's, a chain is only as strong as its weakest round thingy, and you refused to lift one freakin' finger! I'm through running the Fashion Club all by myself while you (imitates Tiffany) stare... in the mirror... and talk... about yourself... (normal voice) and I, I, I quit! |
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Mike Quinn's Delayed Reaction Review |
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Minimum Requirements:
The first time we see the Fashion Club in this episode, they are
"debating" new membership requirements, including a maximum weight. This
time, Sandi ultimately got her way over the objections of her club
mates, especially Quinn, who seemed like the voice of reason at the
meeting. Right after that came Sandi's unfortunate fall down the stairs
and her broken leg (though she did seem to fall head first, I guess a
broken neck would've been too heavy). Can't say I felt too bad about her
injury, though. She did sort of have it coming. |