
Episode Guide
"Fair Enough"
Episode #210 - July 13, 1998
Written by Peggy Nicoll
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Regular:
Daria,
Quinn,
Helen,
Jake,
Jane,
Brittany,
Kevin,
Jodie,
Mack,
Upchuck,
Sandi,
Stacy,
Tiffany,
Joey,
Jeffy,
Jamie,
Andrea,
Ms. Barch,
Mrs. Bennett,
Mr. DeMartino,
Ms. Li,
Mr. O'Neill
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Plot Summary |
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Daria is in the school library when the roof starts to leak. As she leaves, Kevin and Brittany come in from the rain to make out... just in time to have the roof collapse on them. In order to raise funds to get the roof repaired, Ms. Li organizes a "mandatory voluntary" medieval fair, which will feature rides, period entertainment, and a play, The Canterbury Tales. The play attracts hopefuls like Kevin, Brittany, Quinn, and Sandi to the auditions, where Quinn gets the lead part opposite Kevin. This makes Sandi extremely jealous, and motivates an angry Brittany to do everything she can to keep Kevin away on the day of the fair. At the fair, Helen and Linda Griffin get into another one-upmanship contest, while Daria and Jane try their best to avoid getting involved in any of the activities. The weirdness finally catches up with them, however, in the form of Stacy, who's upset over being dumped by a boy she had dated. She ends up sharing a ferris wheel ride with Daria and Jane, who manage to convince her to not flush her entire life down the toilet just because one jerk didn't ask her out again. Backstage at the play, Quinn is going over her lines when Sandi, who's still smarting over being passed over for the part, plants a tiny seed of doubt in Quinn's mind with regards to how a certain line should be spoken. Mr. O'Neill, meanwhile, is frantic over the fact that Kevin is still missing, and in desperation, he drafts Jeffy as a last-minute replacement. An angry Joey and Jamie point Jeffy to the wrong play, with the result being that Jeffy reads the wrong lines while Quinn places the wrong emphasis on her words. The audience erupts with laughter, which upsets Quinn, which angers Jake enough to get angry and start shouting at the audience members, which in turn starts a riot... with Linda and Sandi exchanging self-satisfied smirks at the carnage they've caused. As a devastated Mr. O'Neill goes to Ms. Barch for comfort and Jodie tries to find Ms. Li in order to quell the riot, Daria and Jane amuse themselves by telling a group of kids what life was really like during the Middle Ages. |
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Mr. O'Neill - Now, why do you think it is that Tolstoy felt he had to make War and Peace so darned... unpleasant? Daria? Daria - So no one would pester him to do a sequel? (after Ms. Li announces the medieval fair) Daria - That may be the stupidest thing I've ever heard of. Jane - I know. We gotta go! Quinn - "I will make a dainty garland for my head and sing. I will make a dainty garland for my head and sing. I will make a dainty garland for my head and sing." Daria - With a hey-nonny-nonny, tra-la, tra-la. Would you give it a rest? Helen - Quinn, Daria's very happy to be seeing you in your play. Aren't you, Daria? Daria - "I will make a dainty garland for my neck and choke." Upchuck - (sings) I am the brave Sir Chuck, Sir Chuck, manly and strong and quick... Jane - (sings) I'm going to cut out your tongue, your tongue, and fry it up on a stick! Jane - Should we get our fortunes read? Daria - I'll pass. Knowing the present is bad enough. Jane - Then how about a Ferris wheel ride? Daria - Do I look desperate to you? Sam and Chris - Crusades! Crusades! Upchuck - Ladies... wait till you hear "The Ballad of the Misunderstood Minstrel." Daria - Do I look desperate to you now? Jane - Yep. Daria - Let's go. Daria - Look, don't flush your entire world down the drain just because some jerk didn't ask you out on a second date. It probably had nothing to do with you anyway. Jane - Unless you did something really stupid, like bore him with your petty problems and convoluted logic. Stacy - Why would I do that? Stacy - Then, do you think I should call him? Daria - Yes. Right now. Before I commit justifiable homicide. (Stacy leaves) Jane - (robotically) Must...stick...head...cold...water. Jane - Uh-oh, someone just put us in a position of responsibility. Daria - The day has suddenly turned sinister. |
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Mike Quinn's Delayed Reaction Review |
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Heart Attack Watch:
Jake is really coming into his own as a useful comedic character in the series. While most of his scenes aren't exactly plot advancing, he does add a comedic kick-start, despite being almost transparent (even Quinn is starting to realize not to go to him for advice, or at least to go at your own risk). He almost knows that he is inadequate, since he equates helping Quinn with just giving her money, instead of actually trying to help her. Quinn eventually got on stage what Jake did: snickers. |