Regular: Daria, Quinn, Helen, Jake, Jane, Trent, Brittany, Kevin, Jodie, Mack, Upchuck, Ms. Defoe, Ms. Li, Mr. O'Neill

Guest: Marianne

Non-Speaking: Amanda Lane

At school, Ms. Li and Mr. O'Neill interrupt Ms. Defoe's art class to announce a state-wide art contest, called "Student Life at the Dawn of the New Millennium," to allow students to show what life is like as a high school student in today's fast-changing world. Both Daria and Jane think the whole thing is pretty lame, but Ms. Defoe convinces Jane to participate by appealing to her artists' ego. Unwilling to go it alone, she asks Daria to help her, and though initally reluctant to help, she gives in when Jane points out that no one said that the message had to be a positive one. After a brainstorming session involving lots of pizza, they come up with the idea of a poster depicting a beautiful girl gazing into a mirror... with a short poem stating that she got that way by being anorexic. Ms. Defoe is initially put off by the work, but changes her mind when Daria states that the work is a cautionary message about looks being deceiving, and that the poem was deliberately harsh in order to contrast with the beauty of the picture. (It didn't hurt that Jane's work was also far and away the best of the bunch.) Unfortunately, Ms. Defoe's approval isn't mirrored by Ms. Li and Mr. O'Neill, who love the painting but are put off by the crude poem, and who both attempt to convince them to change the poem. The girls would rather withdraw from the contest than submit to censorship, but Ms. Li convinces them to remain in the contest by suggesting a cooling-off period... which she uses to have Mr. O'Neill contact their parents and have them convince the girls to change the poem. Mr. O'Neill can't reach the Lanes but does manage to reach a frustrated and overworked Helen, who assures him that she'll talk to Daria before hanging up on him. At dinner, Jake (who's taken to cooking in his free time, which he now has a lot more of after losing a big client) not only annoys the family with his "penné a la pesto" but manages to undermine Helen's efforts to talk to Daria, getting a bowl of pasta over his head for his trouble. Helen does manage to exact a promise from Daria to at least hear what Mr. O'Neill has to say, but what he says doesn't fill them with confidence: he'll take a stab at making the poem more palatable, but if they don't like it, they can leave the poster as it is. Predictably, what he comes up with totally changes the meaning of the poster, but when they try to cash in on their part of the bargain, Ms. Li overrules everyone by entering the poster -- with the altered poem -- against their will. Angry and upset, and with no options left through proper channels, the girls (with Trent's help) take the matter into their own hands by attending the showing and defacing the poster. A furious Ms. Li tries to discipline the girls for their actions, but she quickly backs down when Helen threatens to file a lawsuit charging the school with violating the girls' civil liberties. As Daria and Jane celebrate their somewhat Pyrrhic victory -- the only way they could win was to destroy their work -- Brittany announces to everyone that her crude poster was the winner of the art contest.

That Idea Is Craptastic! Sometimes inspiration comes from the most unlikely sources. When Daria and Jane's brainstorming for the contest began, most of the ideas they came up with just plain stunk. Fly paper, the skin of a student -- what were they thinking? It took a feeling of imminent puking to bring out the real idea. People can be so weird.

Parental Plus Points: Both Jake and Helen came through for Daria in this episode. Jake stood up to Helen for her with his seemingly poor placed example using "penné a la pasto" (what job was he fired from, anyway? All he ever seemed to do was read the paper). Helen came through with her direct and quick deduction and explanation of what would happen if Daria was punished for destroying her poster.

Rehearsed Responses: Helen is the type to have everything planned out in advance; she's mechanical and rehearsed in a lot of her actions. This comes out in the first time she is called from Lawndale. For Quinn, she says to tell them the assignment will be in on Monday. For Daria, she wants to know whom she insulted and what she said. It wasn't as much what Helen said but how she said it.

Outside the System: If you can't get through an obstacle, remember that you can always go around it. Daria and Jane exhausted every official means they possibly could and still had no control over their own creation. The only recourse that they had was to mangle the painting so it couldn't be used. The only real surprise about it was that it was Jane's idea.

This episode gave us a somewhat standard "us against them" storyline but was done in a somewhat new situation. Ms. Li couldn't be blamed for wanting to change the poster but her actions leave much to be desired. I liked this episode.

Grade: A-

Copyright © 1998 Mike Quinn [All Rights Reserved]. Used with permission. The views presented here are those of the author, and may or may not necessarily be those of Outpost Daria.